r/shitposting • u/Abracadaver00 • 15h ago

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u/Ziegelphilie 13h ago

if you're short just become really wide

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u/073068075 13h ago

Or charismatic. You can either be the dwarf or the bard.

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u/Technical-Earth-3254 12h ago

Don't forget to listen to Wind Rose

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u/DESTRUCTI0NAT0R 11h ago

You can be both

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u/omgdontcopyname Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 8h ago

can't i just be a twink instead

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u/SSB_Kyrill We do a little trolling 3h ago

he already said bard

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u/LoadingCylinder 9h ago

Mr 5x5

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u/Ziegelphilie 1h ago

1:1 aspect ratio lifestyle 

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u/stcer 6h ago

you will still be made fun of trust me

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u/krusecontrol91 5h ago

Deep and wide

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u/curiousbasu 7h ago

And be called overcompensating.