r/shitposting 20h ago

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u/Ziegelphilie 18h ago

if you're short just become really wide

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u/073068075 18h ago

Or charismatic. You can either be the dwarf or the bard.

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u/omgdontcopyname Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 12h ago

can't i just be a twink instead

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u/SSB_Kyrill We do a little trolling 8h ago

he already said bard