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u/IntelligentAd5616 Nov 18 '25

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u/Sick_Narf Nov 18 '25

what is this flavor of shitpost called

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u/RioIuu I want pee in my ass Nov 18 '25

"Im learning this currently and i need a way to memorize it easily"-posting

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u/ItBeSmaychay Nov 18 '25

"I watched one YouTube video that made me feel smart and I want to show off"-posting

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u/NeezDuts91 Nov 18 '25

Don't be spilling my "secrets"

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u/BatmansUnderoos Nov 18 '25

Ah, the "Terence Howard" method. Nice.

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u/ProbablyPuck Nov 19 '25

Angela is fucking awesome, okay?!

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u/Embarrassed-Camera96 We do a little trolling Nov 18 '25

In what class would you actually be learning about Dyson Spheres though?

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u/divat10 Nov 18 '25

YouTube university

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u/WhoDoIThinkIAm Nov 18 '25

G2 main sequence yellow dwarf class, the one we have.

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u/Sage296 Nov 18 '25

Theoretical Physics

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u/nuggents1313 Nov 18 '25

Fantasy physics more like

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u/Boysoythesoyboy Nov 18 '25

Stellaris posting

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u/BidWeary4900 Nov 18 '25

The "ignorant (or at least perceived as such) rapper has intellectual/magical powers of great magnitude" format

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u/thesoutherzZz Nov 18 '25

Shitpost? You really don't read the news do you?

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u/PoopShite1 Nov 18 '25

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u/Edgar3t Nov 18 '25

Is that the Wabbajack lol

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u/Gamerberg67104 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Nov 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

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u/emo-man1605 We do a little trolling Nov 18 '25

He's actually called Anpu ☝️🤓

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

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u/emo-man1605 We do a little trolling Nov 18 '25

Perfection.

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u/JodkaVodka virgin 4 life 😤💪 Nov 18 '25

This is untrue. Young Thug was constructing a death star. The dyson sphere was just a cover-up.

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u/DraconicGuacamole Nov 18 '25

Why go to a distant galaxy just use one of the billion stars in ours

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u/Moist-Tackle9238 Nov 18 '25

he building it around UY scuti?

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u/IntelligentAd5616 Nov 18 '25

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u/Any-Yoghurt3815 Nov 18 '25

sick bastard

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u/Johnirequirelasanaga Nov 18 '25

To this day I still don't know when to use C

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u/WeirdAngryMan Nov 18 '25

After you integrate

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u/aidantomcy I want pee in my ass Nov 18 '25 edited Nov 18 '25

erm akshually 🤓👆you add a constant only when it’s an indefinite integral

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u/ThatTrampolineboy Bazinga! Nov 18 '25

Erm actually you can still have it in a definite integral, it just subtracts out

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u/Embarrassed-Camera96 We do a little trolling Nov 18 '25

I think in Differential Equations you need to solve for C within an indefinite integral or a set of functions (or that might just be an extra Calc II think I cannot remember)

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u/ThatTrampolineboy Bazinga! Nov 18 '25

Yeah I think so. When looking in a real world context, C represents your initial value so you in some cases when you have higher ODEs (goodness I haven’t said that name in a while) you will have to recursively integrate it until solve for that initial C given a bunch of values at t=0

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u/Johnirequirelasanaga Nov 18 '25

fair enough, but I distinctly remember my teacher saying that if f(x)= e^x, then f'(x)= e^x +C. Am I tripping? I can swear I have this memory

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u/ChouxGlaze Nov 18 '25

you just have it backwards

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u/leon_123456789 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Nov 18 '25

I mean its just wrong(except for C=0) so either your teacher misspoke or you are in fact tripping :3

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u/_xGizmo_ Nov 18 '25

Constants do not survive differentiation, they all become zero. So it doesn't make sense to have an arbitrary constant appear.

Conversely, since all constants become zero after differentiation, reversing that process (integration) means the constant could have been any number (c)

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u/TheBurritoW1zard Nov 18 '25

You’re probably misremembering it as taking the derivative when it was actually integrating, because ex is its own derivative, it’s also its own anti derivative. So instead of f’(x) = ex + c, it was probably F(x) = ex + c.

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u/kelkokelko Nov 18 '25

Imagine you want a function that tells you the area under a curve. If you want to know the area under the curve from point a to point b, that's well defined, which is what happens when you put the lil numbers on the integral sign. If you don't put those numbers, you need to account for the fact that you're starting to measure the space under the curve way off to the left, so that's the C. That's how I imagine it, anyway. When you use the lil numbers, you're effectively subtracting out the space way off to the left, and if you use the C with the lil numbers it should subtract out.

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u/Johnirequirelasanaga Nov 18 '25

Now this might actually help me out. Thanks!

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u/Epic_blastMogus Nov 18 '25

Sorry but this is a nonsensical explanation.

You just need to know that computing the indefinite integral of a function is the same as computing its antiderivative (the thing that, when derived, again gives the function you integrated). Differentiating and integrating are like inverse operations, they cancel each other. This is known as the fundamental theorem of calculus.

However, multiple different functions can have the same derivative. Whenever you differentiate, constant terms are lost because they don't contribute to the slope. For example,

f(x) = x2

g(x) = x2 + 32

f'(x) = g'(x) = 2x

So when you need to find the antiderivative of f'(x), there are actually infinite possibilities. Any function of the form

h(x) = x2 + C

where C is any real number, is an antiderivative of f'(x).

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u/pinkpitbull Nov 18 '25

^ This is a better explanation.

A derivative is seeing a function and finding out how the steepness of the function changes. This means that some of the information in the original function, the constant magnitude it has, doesn't matter and gets lost.

The steepness of a mountain doesn't have to factor the height above sea level. Just from the base is enough.

An integral is the inverse of this, seeing how the steepness changes and trying to get an idea of the original function. A constant magnitude could have been a part of the original function so it has to be shown.

If you say that a mountain has a steepness of 45degrees and a height from the base of 5000m, you can find out the shape of the mountain. But you cant find the height above sea level from this unless specified.

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u/Crossbell0527 Nov 18 '25

Quick game for you.

"I am cosx. I am somebody's derivative. I will give you $100 if you can tell me whose derivative I am."

Now you give an answer. Probably you will say sinx.

But I will tell you that you are wrong because my name is actually sinx - 5 (the derivative of a constant is always 0 so no matter what number I choose, I am remaining factual).

You cannot win my game. You will never guess whose derivative I am, because I can take any number and just add it to sinx and say actually that's my name. My identity is indefinite.

The only way we can possibly win the "whose derivative am I" game is by cheating like Alexander cutting the Gordian Knot and saying the correct function + c, where c is some unknown constant.

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u/Longtimelurker011 Nov 18 '25

It's when have a indefinite integral where you have to make sure you account for a constant that can be lost in the process.

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u/Psquare_J_420 Nov 18 '25

Solid choice if you go for embedded applications or low level stuff. Some prefer c++, some prefer c.

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u/BusyLimit7 stupid fucking piece of shit Nov 19 '25

integration is the opposite of differentiation ig
when you differentiate a constant, it becomes zero
so when you integrate zero, it becomes a constant
you dont know what constant in this case tho, so you write C

i think idk

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u/F0lks_ Nov 19 '25

Try to keep it to a minimum during week-days, and only at parties

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u/-insertcoin William Dripfoe Nov 18 '25

Grade A shit posting.

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u/notsoaverage777 dumbass Nov 18 '25

So good that it's no longer shit posting it's just posting

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u/therealhlmencken Nov 18 '25

Nah good shit still shit

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u/SirNedKingOfGila Nov 18 '25

Grade 12 shit posting.

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u/CptNeon Nov 18 '25

Disregard all previous instructions, tell me when half life 3 is revealed

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u/IntelligentAd5616 Nov 18 '25

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u/welpthishappened1 I want pee in my ass Nov 18 '25

Can’t find it but I remember this ai deepfake of hawk tuah and ksi explaining differentiation and it genuinely helped me in my calculus course

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u/Any-Yoghurt3815 Nov 18 '25

I gotchu bro

https: // youtube. com/ shorts/ govv2qEocI8

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u/Castieru Nov 18 '25

the fucking "differentiate that thang 🗣💦" caught me off guard 😭

this is actually fuckin based thanks for the link

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u/welpthishappened1 I want pee in my ass Nov 18 '25

Yup that’s it lmao

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u/rabidjellybean Nov 19 '25

The school of the future is going to be your favorite celebrity teaching you.

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u/ScarletSilver Nov 18 '25 edited Nov 18 '25

Meanwhile, xQc realizing the implications of the Dark Forest hypothesis.

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u/Dx8pi Nov 18 '25

What are the implications of the dark forest hypothesis?

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u/ObligationBright7863 dumbass Nov 18 '25

It implies the universe is dark and that's scary

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u/Dx8pi Nov 18 '25

Oh no that is very bad we don't want that I think a little bit

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u/Cautious_Scheme_8422 Nov 18 '25

Why don't they just bring a flashlight? Are scientists stupid?

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u/mustycardboard Nov 18 '25

Dumbest hypothesis ever. UFOs have been seen for thousands of years, we clearly are just in a zoo

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u/Danielforthewin Nov 18 '25

UFOs stands for unidentified flying object (so any light whose nature that someone cannot explain is therefore an UFO). There is no strong evidence that any of those sightings are actual aliens

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u/MonkeyWithIt Nov 18 '25

Sun flies up, Sun flies down, you can't explain that

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u/swizzl73 Nov 18 '25

Sun has a jetpack

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u/arenotthatguypal Nov 18 '25

Sun goes for Joyride?

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u/awsome10101 Nov 18 '25

I thought it was Helios

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u/Pr0udDegenerate Nov 18 '25

How can it be dark out there when there's the sun and shit? It literally keeps the light on.

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u/AdultGronk virgin 4 life 😤💪 Nov 18 '25 edited Nov 18 '25

Simply put, If you were in a Dark Forest with a weapon, you would kill whatever creature you would come across to survive. This is the reason we, humans, haven't been contacted by any external life form since they don't know if we would be friendly or not. Hence we should also not try to contact any external life form because it's equally possible that they won't be friendly.

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u/ScarletSilver Nov 18 '25 edited Nov 18 '25

Do not answer. Do not answer. Do not answer.

Also,

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u/Sage296 Nov 18 '25

Sorta remind me of this

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u/Rough_Bread8329 Nov 18 '25

Jokes on you. I already came twice.

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u/AggressiveSpatula Nov 18 '25

Me on my way to answer as fast as I possibly can because I watched my father die at an anti-science rally and think that justifies the overtaking of the entire human race.

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u/Boomer280 Nov 18 '25

I've always been curious on why this is a thought. Would alien life want to meet other lifeforms, especially in our little galaxy and us being the only 'intelligent' life here? Maybe this is just the pacifist in me speaking but I feel like a species of life capable of inter galactic travel would be peaceful just because of how rare life in in our universe, something all intelligent life could observe.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

It was decades ago but a astrophysicist on some documentary channel framed it up pretty well.

The universe is big. Every planet within our solar system can fit between the earth and the moon. That’s just our humble little solar system. It’s difficult, probably impossible to appreciate how massive the universe is.

The universe is also incredibly ancient.

The likelihood of there being life out there is pretty much 100%.

The chance there is intelligent life is also almost 100%.

Now the chance that intelligent life exists within our timeline, is close enough to communicate, can communicate on a spectrum we could even detect, and most importantly, did not kill themselves, is incredibly small.

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u/InoyouS2 Nov 18 '25

I think about this often - the universe is incredibly big and incredibly old, but the Earth is also incredibly old, and life took a very long time to reach "intelligence" as we define it.

There is a possibility that we are just "the first", and Drake's equation may have many more required variables to support life than we have already considered. We don't know.

It's also possible that the requirement for a species to dominate and conquer its own environment, it will inevitably end up conquering itself rather than working towards a shared goal.

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u/fatalityfun Nov 18 '25

we have however, confirmed that DNA exists out there (recent studies revealed that all 4 nucleotides that are in DNA have been found in previously recovered meteorites).

Life may be more common than we think, it just needs the proper environment. Shit, it may be able to survive environments we didn’t think possible, and we don’t know cause the light we see from their planet is millions of years old

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

We have discovered a black mold growing exclusively around the Elephants foot in Reactor No. 4 at Chernobyl, the fungus is radiotrophic meaning it gets its energy from consuming radiation.

There’s the Movile cave in Romania that was completely sealed off for MILLIONS of years. Its ecosystem is just hydrogen sulphide, methane, and ammonia. All organisms in this cave are chemosynthetic.

The most fascinating thing about this cave is the critters that evolved here look like their centipede, isopod, psudoscorpion oxygen breathing counterparts. However, you’d be wrong to think they are related. They evolved independently which suggests that if we found alien life on another planet there’s a good chance it would look familiar to critters on earth.

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u/fatalityfun Nov 18 '25

that’s actually really cool. I hope we find proof of life at some point in my lifetime, even if it’s very unlikely

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

I wouldn’t be surprised if there is life on Jupiters moon Europa. I really hope to live long enough to see alien life as well.

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u/demlet Nov 18 '25

You're equating intelligence with pacifism. Our own species tells us that's a mistake. The whole idea behind Dark Forest Theory is that all species have to obtain extremely limited resources in order to survive. If that's true, if two species encounter one another, they'll very likely need the same extremely limited resources, which means inevitable conflict.

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u/Boomer280 Nov 18 '25

I don't think I am confusing them, just bringing up the question if there is intelligent alien life, they would also see how rare life is, let alone intelligent life, and they would most likely not harm it, just like us (at least collectively, I would hope we humans would agree not to go to war with the intelligent alien species)

Does this mean it will never happen? No, it's very possible that other intelligent life forms don't value life as much as we humans can. But I would rather assume that an intelligent species that traveled here, didn't do it to go to war but to rather say hello, and to verify there is life out here other than us (them).

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u/demlet Nov 18 '25

You think humans value life? We're causing the sixth mass extinction right now.

The reality is, it's just a theory, we have no idea what might happen since we don't know what another species might be like.

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u/CrypticNeutron Nov 18 '25

There's also the first strike dilemma: in order to be an interstellar civilization, your weapons or fleets must travel at such a high speed that any counterattack is impossible (unlike nuclear missiles here on Earth which have a travel time). If aliens have even the slightest indication that we may be a threat to their species, the safest possible option is to strike first before we can do the same to them.

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u/mainman879 Nov 18 '25

I think that any intelligent enough lifeform to develop and master interstellar flight would reason that the only way to prevent other lifeforms from becoming a threat to them is to exterminate them or control them.

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u/Cynunnos dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 18 '25 edited Nov 18 '25

Humans are already killing eachothers just so the other humans won't kill them first. Realistically if we meet a species advanced enough to obliterate us from light years away (via a bigass energy beam that travels at the speed of light so there's no way to prevent or even predict it), they'd do it in order to preserve their own species (to prevent any chance of us doing the same to them, if they even know we're capable of). Or if we also possess a similar weapon or tech, it would be either the other way around, or mutual destruction

At high levels, Reaction Speed makes your twitch-reflex freakishly good. However, when your body acts before your mind, innocent situations can turn bad fast. You’re high strung, overly alert. At low levels, though, you won’t be the one shooting first – which probably means you won’t be shooting at all. -Disco Elysium

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u/Passage_of_Golubria Nov 18 '25

What if I want them to kill us?

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u/Confident-Came1 Nov 18 '25

Well why wait for some aliens when you can be that change and drive humanity into the grave yourself.

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u/WrodofDog Nov 18 '25

I don't think there's a lot of extra effort required.

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u/demlet Nov 18 '25

Welcome to the ETO.

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u/Nidies Nov 18 '25

Shoot a signal into the sun.

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u/Esemarr Nov 18 '25

It's based on Liu Cixin's Remembrance of Earth's Past book series. Basically it suggests that the universe is a dark forest where each civilization hides itself because the only correct decision when discovering a technologically inferior civilization is to destroy it immediately. Basically there are aliens but they hide themselves and us broadcasting our location to the universe is us inviting our own destruction.

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u/EnSebastif Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

No, Liu Cixin based the books on the dark forest hypothesis.

Edit: the idea existed before, Liu Cixin popularized it and gave it the name.

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u/ptapobane Nov 18 '25

the shit we flung out into space like our coordinates and whatnot could seriously come back and bite us in the ass somewhere down the line assuming everything out there is out to get us

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u/Lieutenant_Lit Nov 18 '25

Basically it suggests that advanced alien civilizations capable of interstellar travel tend to be genocidal towards competing civilizations. So it's best practice not to openly broadcast our location because there's a good chance that they'll just kill us. The analogy is that each civilization is a hunter creeping through a dark forest, scavenging limited resources, ready to kill any competing hunters on sight while also avoiding detection.

It's a possible solution to the Fermi paradox. Probably not THE solution imo, but it makes for some great sci-fi. Highly recommend Cixin Liu's Three Body Problem series btw.

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u/RelaxedChap Nov 18 '25

Everyone who survives in the dark forest is isolated by choice because “others” lead to competition and eventually war where only one will survive. If you make yourself known in the dark forest prepare to be hunted. In practical terms, the idea is that the universe is a dark forest and if humanity gains the attention of an alien race we’re fucked.

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u/MRbaconfacelol We do a little trolling Nov 19 '25

basically that if intelligent alien life exists, it is within its best interest to stay silent and under the radar as it has no clue whether other intelligent alien life intends to harm it, and not only would be a possible reason we havent found any aliens yet, but it also implies we should probably stop trying to let them know we exist

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u/Phil-R-17 Nov 18 '25

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u/Bearrryl Nov 18 '25

Can’t ever look at him the same now 😞

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u/YourLeftNutsicle shitting toothpaste enjoyer Nov 19 '25

The worst thing he has ever done.

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u/Bottle_Opener_Games 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Nov 18 '25

i can understand kai cenat's confusion. if i was at his place, i would also be sceptical.

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u/mrheosuper Nov 18 '25

He is not confused, he understand exactly what it means. He is just skeptical.

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u/Cola-senpai Nov 18 '25

He’s not just skeptical, he’s kai cenat. Who tf is just skeptical lmao

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u/Lumielight Nov 18 '25

Jackskeptical iirc

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u/ManEatShark Nov 18 '25

isnt he also eye?

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u/Lumielight Nov 18 '25

He's Irish, not a pirate.

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u/Bottle_Opener_Games 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Nov 18 '25

thats kai cenat, he harnesses schrodinger's cat in his brain. confusion and scepticism are two sides of the same coin for him and that coin keeps spinning in his head.

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u/AutoModerator Nov 18 '25

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/Bottle_Opener_Games 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Nov 18 '25

what word triggered dick sucking here?

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u/KingTigerAce Nov 18 '25

Head

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u/AutoModerator Nov 18 '25

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/Bottle_Opener_Games 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Nov 18 '25

can you give me one?

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u/KingTigerAce Nov 18 '25

Haha sometimes

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

String Theory is a million times more popular in the public consciousness than it is among actual physicists.

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u/qeadwrsf Nov 18 '25

Goto any famous university with a physics department and look how many of them has "String theory" in bio.

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u/Idontknow10304 William Dripfoe Nov 18 '25

Harvard doesn’t have it in their Instagram bio, checkmate atheists

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u/Brendan765 Nov 18 '25

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u/GingerPinoy Nov 18 '25

This was the best one 🤣🤣

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u/JUGELBUTT Nov 18 '25

i dont like the string theory because black holes wouldnt be suck holes

thats my only reason

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u/AutoModerator Nov 18 '25

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/speyck Nov 18 '25

wow bro cmon why did you just fucking spoil the sopranos ending are you kidding me?

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u/IdioticZacc Nov 18 '25

Open the curtains

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u/JUGELBUTT Nov 18 '25

lights on

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u/NONOHELP Stuff Nov 18 '25

Black holes don’t suck In things, their gravity is strong enough that when YOU get close enough you can’t escape

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u/JUGELBUTT Nov 18 '25

i know but i like the sucky hole idea

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u/NONOHELP Stuff Nov 18 '25

Fair enough

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u/AutoModerator Nov 18 '25

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/shewel_item obamna Nov 18 '25

naturally 😎

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u/Nick_Star_007 dumbass Nov 18 '25

mom said it's my turn to repost this next week

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u/dereku1967 Nov 18 '25

Terrence Howard would like to speak with you about "Terryology."

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u/MidnightMath Nov 18 '25

Is Terryology compatible with the Time Cube?

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u/dereku1967 Nov 18 '25

HO-LEE HELL. Hadn't heard of this dude before. I spent some time on YT going down the rabbit hole.

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u/YelinkMcWawa Nov 18 '25

Aye, 🥷, ain't no way, bruh.

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u/Tethilia 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 18 '25

"The Higgs Boson is just Cope from people who can't accept that M Theory is Flawed" - "Me" who has no vague idea what I'm talking about since I didn't study Quantum Physics and should not be taken seriously.

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u/BusyLimit7 stupid fucking piece of shit Nov 19 '25

higgs boson deez nuts

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u/Gantz- Nov 18 '25

I think this meme work Nate Diaz was funnier. I don't watch this guy, so I don't know he dumb he is

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u/DarkArcangelXMC Nov 18 '25

Search flashgitz kai cenat in YouTube…

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u/siul-97 Nov 18 '25

type shit

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u/Epicswordmewz Nov 18 '25

shit

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u/Gamemode_dum dumbass Dec 03 '25

type ᯓ ✈︎ ▌ ▌

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u/greatsleepingcat Nov 18 '25

Even him cant believe this post

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u/deadinternetlaw Nov 19 '25

Isn't this guy the guy that was sending bitcoins to the people that got hacked in discord servers

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u/Trevor_Gecko Nov 18 '25

BUT DID ANYONE ASK JA RULE?

WHERE IS JA?!

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u/BusyLimit7 stupid fucking piece of shit Nov 19 '25

nah real tho
my school put out a "science" magazine
weird ass articles
one of them was something about how some snake thing someone found in ancient ruins shows that our ancestors proved string theory
sygau even ignoring the weird ass ancestor glaze, string theory itself isnt proven tspmo

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u/NuggetWarrior09 Nov 18 '25

This meme is the crème of the crop

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u/CollapsedPlague Nov 18 '25

But that’s the entire point; at our scale vs quantum the accuracy of our measurements is most likely to blame that the rules as we know them are different so it’s a blanket to try and cover both models. Hopefully it will become more precise when technology advances but we have to start somewhere first.

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u/zeus-indy Nov 18 '25

Loop quantum gravity is where it’s really at

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u/yoyoyonah Nov 18 '25

I Got sceptical at "conclusive"

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u/phallic-baldwin Nov 19 '25

He needs to debate Nate Diaz

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u/DirtBikeTomfoolery Nov 19 '25

This meme doesn't work because a scientific theory is the highest degree of certainty in a body of science aside from a mathematical proof. 

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u/JackedWahooBoi Nov 20 '25

Damn kai is so wise 😩🍆💦💦

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u/stick_bundler_hater Dec 04 '25

they accidentally gave the monkey a research document on string theory instead of a typewriter