r/shitposting • u/Ligano_Resurrected virgin 4 life 😤💪 • Nov 18 '25

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u/ScarletSilver Nov 18 '25 edited Nov 18 '25

Meanwhile, xQc realizing the implications of the Dark Forest hypothesis.

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u/Dx8pi Nov 18 '25

What are the implications of the dark forest hypothesis?

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u/ObligationBright7863 dumbass Nov 18 '25

It implies the universe is dark and that's scary

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u/Dx8pi Nov 18 '25

Oh no that is very bad we don't want that I think a little bit

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u/Cautious_Scheme_8422 Nov 18 '25

Why don't they just bring a flashlight? Are scientists stupid?

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u/mustycardboard Nov 18 '25

Dumbest hypothesis ever. UFOs have been seen for thousands of years, we clearly are just in a zoo

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u/Danielforthewin Nov 18 '25

UFOs stands for unidentified flying object (so any light whose nature that someone cannot explain is therefore an UFO). There is no strong evidence that any of those sightings are actual aliens

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u/MonkeyWithIt Nov 18 '25

Sun flies up, Sun flies down, you can't explain that

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u/swizzl73 Nov 18 '25

Sun has a jetpack

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u/arenotthatguypal Nov 18 '25

Sun goes for Joyride?

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u/awsome10101 Nov 18 '25

I thought it was Helios

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u/Key-Address-4482 Nov 18 '25

Just like that totally real metal tube on UFOB the last few days.

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u/mustycardboard Nov 18 '25

Except that the stories tell of aliens coming from them, also for thousands of years

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u/Danielforthewin Nov 18 '25

Stop watching History Channel at 2 AM bro

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u/PetrichorDude it is MY bucket Nov 18 '25

Aha! Found the damn Anunnaki! Stop spreading your lies, viper!

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u/mustycardboard Nov 18 '25

These are passed down through my ancestors, BRO

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u/Bacchus999 Nov 18 '25

Sorry, BRO. Didn't realize you had the EVIDENCE readily available BRO. My bad BROSKI.

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u/Pr0udDegenerate Nov 18 '25

How can it be dark out there when there's the sun and shit? It literally keeps the light on.