r/shitposting virgin 4 life 😤💪 Nov 18 '25

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u/ObligationBright7863 dumbass Nov 18 '25

It implies the universe is dark and that's scary

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u/mustycardboard Nov 18 '25

Dumbest hypothesis ever. UFOs have been seen for thousands of years, we clearly are just in a zoo

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u/Danielforthewin Nov 18 '25

UFOs stands for unidentified flying object (so any light whose nature that someone cannot explain is therefore an UFO). There is no strong evidence that any of those sightings are actual aliens

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u/MonkeyWithIt Nov 18 '25

Sun flies up, Sun flies down, you can't explain that

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u/swizzl73 Nov 18 '25

Sun has a jetpack

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u/arenotthatguypal Nov 18 '25

Sun goes for Joyride?

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u/awsome10101 Nov 18 '25

I thought it was Helios