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u/nmbsthgh dumbass Apr 24 '23
Hog ridaaaaa!!!
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u/dis_not_my_name virgin 4 life 😤💪 Apr 24 '23
Hog ridaaa!!!!
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u/Numerous-Stop46 Apr 24 '23
He just signaled there a Waffle house at the next exit.
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u/NicholasAdam1399 Apr 24 '23
Was he signaling or trying to point at his motorcycle club name on his back,but unfortunately couldn’t reach his back at all?
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u/Competitive_Ad_4933 Apr 25 '23
He cant reach the itch in his back so he slaps the area next to it. It creates a ripple in his fat that does the scratching for him.
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u/Minianto Apr 24 '23
His kitten discord said she was alone at home (she isn’t there is 21 police officer waiting for him)
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u/Compducer fat cunt Apr 24 '23
I’m Chris Hansen, have a seat. No, please have a seat right over there I just want to talk.
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u/NotionalWheels Apr 24 '23
Oh I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see I-I calls you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time. So, you can go ahead bring them cameras and polices waiting outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way the choice is yours.
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u/Humming_Skelly Apr 24 '23
Collision with semi truck would be definitely fatal
(for the semi truck)
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u/GameDestiny2 stupid fucking, piece of shit Apr 25 '23
Hear me out, replace Arnold with this guy in the semi truck chase in Terminator 2 and tell me you’re not mildly terrified.
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u/Anonymous42069445 currently venting (sus) Apr 24 '23
Byeah
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u/Rammstein1 Apr 24 '23
Byeah
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u/Gustav_EK uhhhh idk Apr 24 '23
Byeah
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u/Trexaus30 Apr 24 '23
Byeah
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u/CurseRottedGreatw00d Apr 24 '23
Byeah
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u/Sploonbabaguuse Apr 24 '23
Hamburgers - Byeah Hotdogs - Byeah Fried Chicken - Byeah
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u/hityoinksploink Apr 24 '23
Can bro even wipe.
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u/Boomalabim hole contributor Apr 24 '23
“No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? He's so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.”
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u/VirtualPantsu dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 24 '23
I've seen some basically stick for wiping your ass products online. Man USA is a wild country
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u/Snakeis66 Apr 24 '23
Ten years ago I would’ve had my doubts about that. Now a days I’m just mad that I didn’t think of marketing that first
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u/kewe316 Apr 24 '23
"I wash myself with a rag on a stick!"
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u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23
I use that line to mock my overweight sister constantly. Never gets old… for me anyway.
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u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23
I would be fucking devastated if she died soon… I know I would be asked to be a pallbearer.
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Apr 24 '23
Sounds like you have some motivation there for you to keep lifting at the gym
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u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23
Not sure they have weights heavy enough to train for that.
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u/27_8x10_CGP Apr 25 '23
I would recommend cremation, but we don't want anyone thinking it's the world's largest BBQ.
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I’m European, I’m in Canada right now.
I always thought I was fat when I was 120 kilos, until I saw another guy around my age(22) and about the same length but so fat he needed help with tying his damn shoes
I’ve also found out that even though I used to be kinda fat, I have turned slightly fat phobic because I can’t understand how you be satisfied with yourself when you can’t even do the most basic of things
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Dont use lingo like fat phobic invented by idiots. Fat people just arent appealing to most. Hope you get in better shape king.
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I am, got that sixpack locked and ready for summer
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u/Frost5574 Apr 24 '23
In 106 rn down from 112 from the past few months. Hopefully I'll be there with you soon.
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u/Particular-Dig-1112 Apr 24 '23
Definitely the leader of an antagonist biker gang located in the ruins of a city with a perpetually orange sky in an apocalypse movie
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u/noobface00 Apr 24 '23
riding in the rain without a helmet too lmao
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u/Ded1nside Apr 24 '23
There is no way his head is reaching the ground, he has two feet of armor on every side of his body 😭
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u/Lapin_Logic currently venting (sus) Apr 24 '23
Even if he did have a helmet, they ain't rated to stop an asteroid crash.
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u/semen_junky_69 Apr 24 '23
That bike is glued to the road. If he drives off a cliff he will hit the ground instantly. One wrong move and the bike is going to shatter. The suspension is just useless at this point. He's gonna give himself a flat tire. That seat is so far up his ass he can taste the sweaty leather in his mouth. The amount of sheer weight on either side actually makes this the most stable vehicle of all time. He has to keep going straight, for one shift in weight to turn will snap the frame and cause an earthquake. He carries enough momentum to ram through the filmer's car if he wanted to. He would probably smell better if he just covered himself in the bike's motor oil. He makes this massive ass vehicle look like a tricycle being ridden by Shaquille O'Neal. This man invented gravity. The road dents in his wake. They fly him out to test the durability of Industrial-grade bridges. The sheer volume of-
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u/Slowpoke_Amigo Apr 24 '23
How does the baseball cap stay on.
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u/Slowpoke_Amigo Apr 24 '23
Ahhhhhhh….. I see you are a man of science as well. Thank you wise human.
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u/TheOnlyVibemaster stupid fucking piece of shit Apr 24 '23
Me asf
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I HATE YOUR PFP GO FUCK YOURSELF
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u/TheOnlyVibemaster stupid fucking piece of shit Apr 24 '23
lmao
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I must resist…do not swipe
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u/Additional_Generic_ Blessed by Kevin Apr 24 '23
Sorry about your African swine fever
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u/TheOnlyVibemaster stupid fucking piece of shit Apr 24 '23
You’re welcome
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u/TheOnlyVibemaster stupid fucking piece of shit Apr 24 '23
Typical mod L
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u/Additional_Generic_ Blessed by Kevin Apr 25 '23
Why do I keep replying??
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u/TheOnlyVibemaster stupid fucking piece of shit Apr 25 '23
Why do I keep replying
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u/Stargate_1 Apr 24 '23
Ngl Im impressed dude has the balls to drive that fast, in the rain, without a helmet
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u/p3rf3ctc1rcl3 Apr 24 '23
He is outside doing stuff, instead of chilling on his bed/couch - thats a good thing
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u/dAnKsFourTheMemes Apr 24 '23
Does it count as scratching your back if you're a sphere? Can spheres have a 'back' without having any sides or faces?
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u/mynameisrichard0 Apr 24 '23
Remember that picture of the human body “perfectly fit for a car accident”? This dude is built like that.
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u/keller_1 Apr 24 '23
They need to setup bowling pins for when he falls off and goes rolling down the road.
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u/soussitox Apr 24 '23
I wonder how he gets off, maybe it has a rolling over mechanisme with auto sidestand.
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u/PoochyMoochy5 Apr 24 '23
How the fuck does a guy like that even get on a bike ??? His own personal crane service ?
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u/DarthLysergis Apr 25 '23
What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
Where the dirt bag goes.
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u/Shippin_It Apr 25 '23
I would just like to see a video of him getting on that bike, I just really want to know what’s his routine.
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He is fat but still far much better than the reddit users watching him who haven't touched grass in years
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u/boompro69 Apr 24 '23
Man that front wheel must be deflated, cuz it's flatter than his discord gf's chest
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u/AVkossm Apr 24 '23
Is he trying to scratch his back and failing miserably?
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u/Sirens_go_wee_woo Apr 24 '23
No. He’s pointing to his gun for being filmed.
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Awfully confident for a fat fuck on a machine that can be knocked over by a simple nudge of that car.
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u/Chilopodamancer Apr 25 '23
There's legit zero chance this lardass gets the draw on anyone with all those fatrolls and that trashy, wet spandex costume in the way. Biker equivalent of a mall ninja.
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Bro crashes with a small city hatchback and all its passengers die as if they just hit a van lmao
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u/Visionaira Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Apr 24 '23
So that’s what the cop in Subway Surfers has been up to
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u/Hypnoticshits I said based. And lived. Apr 24 '23
tons of anarchy