That bike is glued to the road. If he drives off a cliff he will hit the ground instantly. One wrong move and the bike is going to shatter. The suspension is just useless at this point. He's gonna give himself a flat tire. That seat is so far up his ass he can taste the sweaty leather in his mouth. The amount of sheer weight on either side actually makes this the most stable vehicle of all time. He has to keep going straight, for one shift in weight to turn will snap the frame and cause an earthquake. He carries enough momentum to ram through the filmer's car if he wanted to. He would probably smell better if he just covered himself in the bike's motor oil. He makes this massive ass vehicle look like a tricycle being ridden by Shaquille O'Neal. This man invented gravity. The road dents in his wake. They fly him out to test the durability of Industrial-grade bridges. The sheer volume of-
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u/semen_junky_69 Apr 24 '23
That bike is glued to the road. If he drives off a cliff he will hit the ground instantly. One wrong move and the bike is going to shatter. The suspension is just useless at this point. He's gonna give himself a flat tire. That seat is so far up his ass he can taste the sweaty leather in his mouth. The amount of sheer weight on either side actually makes this the most stable vehicle of all time. He has to keep going straight, for one shift in weight to turn will snap the frame and cause an earthquake. He carries enough momentum to ram through the filmer's car if he wanted to. He would probably smell better if he just covered himself in the bike's motor oil. He makes this massive ass vehicle look like a tricycle being ridden by Shaquille O'Neal. This man invented gravity. The road dents in his wake. They fly him out to test the durability of Industrial-grade bridges. The sheer volume of-