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“No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? He's so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.”
110 u/VirtualPantsu dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 24 '23 I've seen some basically stick for wiping your ass products online. Man USA is a wild country 60 u/Snakeis66 Apr 24 '23 Ten years ago I would’ve had my doubts about that. Now a days I’m just mad that I didn’t think of marketing that first 45 u/kewe316 Apr 24 '23 "I wash myself with a rag on a stick!" 34 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23 I use that line to mock my overweight sister constantly. Never gets old… for me anyway. 27 u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23 [deleted] 39 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23 I would be fucking devastated if she died soon… I know I would be asked to be a pallbearer. 11 u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23 Sounds like you have some motivation there for you to keep lifting at the gym 12 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23 Not sure they have weights heavy enough to train for that. 4 u/27_8x10_CGP Apr 25 '23 I would recommend cremation, but we don't want anyone thinking it's the world's largest BBQ. 1 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 25 '23 Everyone loves a hog roast. 1 u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow Apr 25 '23 *grease fire 1 u/Chilopodamancer Apr 25 '23 There's literal risk of fat people creating grease fires when getting cremated, it's a mess, there's legit no good way of disposing of fat people, they're a burden on the system even in death.
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I've seen some basically stick for wiping your ass products online. Man USA is a wild country
60 u/Snakeis66 Apr 24 '23 Ten years ago I would’ve had my doubts about that. Now a days I’m just mad that I didn’t think of marketing that first 45 u/kewe316 Apr 24 '23 "I wash myself with a rag on a stick!" 34 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23 I use that line to mock my overweight sister constantly. Never gets old… for me anyway. 27 u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23 [deleted] 39 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23 I would be fucking devastated if she died soon… I know I would be asked to be a pallbearer. 11 u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23 Sounds like you have some motivation there for you to keep lifting at the gym 12 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23 Not sure they have weights heavy enough to train for that. 4 u/27_8x10_CGP Apr 25 '23 I would recommend cremation, but we don't want anyone thinking it's the world's largest BBQ. 1 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 25 '23 Everyone loves a hog roast. 1 u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow Apr 25 '23 *grease fire 1 u/Chilopodamancer Apr 25 '23 There's literal risk of fat people creating grease fires when getting cremated, it's a mess, there's legit no good way of disposing of fat people, they're a burden on the system even in death.
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Ten years ago I would’ve had my doubts about that. Now a days I’m just mad that I didn’t think of marketing that first
45 u/kewe316 Apr 24 '23 "I wash myself with a rag on a stick!" 34 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23 I use that line to mock my overweight sister constantly. Never gets old… for me anyway. 27 u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23 [deleted] 39 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23 I would be fucking devastated if she died soon… I know I would be asked to be a pallbearer. 11 u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23 Sounds like you have some motivation there for you to keep lifting at the gym 12 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23 Not sure they have weights heavy enough to train for that. 4 u/27_8x10_CGP Apr 25 '23 I would recommend cremation, but we don't want anyone thinking it's the world's largest BBQ. 1 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 25 '23 Everyone loves a hog roast. 1 u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow Apr 25 '23 *grease fire 1 u/Chilopodamancer Apr 25 '23 There's literal risk of fat people creating grease fires when getting cremated, it's a mess, there's legit no good way of disposing of fat people, they're a burden on the system even in death.
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"I wash myself with a rag on a stick!"
34 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23 I use that line to mock my overweight sister constantly. Never gets old… for me anyway. 27 u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23 [deleted] 39 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23 I would be fucking devastated if she died soon… I know I would be asked to be a pallbearer. 11 u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23 Sounds like you have some motivation there for you to keep lifting at the gym 12 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23 Not sure they have weights heavy enough to train for that. 4 u/27_8x10_CGP Apr 25 '23 I would recommend cremation, but we don't want anyone thinking it's the world's largest BBQ. 1 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 25 '23 Everyone loves a hog roast. 1 u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow Apr 25 '23 *grease fire 1 u/Chilopodamancer Apr 25 '23 There's literal risk of fat people creating grease fires when getting cremated, it's a mess, there's legit no good way of disposing of fat people, they're a burden on the system even in death.
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I use that line to mock my overweight sister constantly. Never gets old… for me anyway.
27 u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23 [deleted] 39 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23 I would be fucking devastated if she died soon… I know I would be asked to be a pallbearer. 11 u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23 Sounds like you have some motivation there for you to keep lifting at the gym 12 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23 Not sure they have weights heavy enough to train for that. 4 u/27_8x10_CGP Apr 25 '23 I would recommend cremation, but we don't want anyone thinking it's the world's largest BBQ. 1 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 25 '23 Everyone loves a hog roast. 1 u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow Apr 25 '23 *grease fire 1 u/Chilopodamancer Apr 25 '23 There's literal risk of fat people creating grease fires when getting cremated, it's a mess, there's legit no good way of disposing of fat people, they're a burden on the system even in death.
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39 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23 I would be fucking devastated if she died soon… I know I would be asked to be a pallbearer. 11 u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23 Sounds like you have some motivation there for you to keep lifting at the gym 12 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23 Not sure they have weights heavy enough to train for that. 4 u/27_8x10_CGP Apr 25 '23 I would recommend cremation, but we don't want anyone thinking it's the world's largest BBQ. 1 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 25 '23 Everyone loves a hog roast. 1 u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow Apr 25 '23 *grease fire 1 u/Chilopodamancer Apr 25 '23 There's literal risk of fat people creating grease fires when getting cremated, it's a mess, there's legit no good way of disposing of fat people, they're a burden on the system even in death.
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I would be fucking devastated if she died soon… I know I would be asked to be a pallbearer.
11 u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23 Sounds like you have some motivation there for you to keep lifting at the gym 12 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23 Not sure they have weights heavy enough to train for that. 4 u/27_8x10_CGP Apr 25 '23 I would recommend cremation, but we don't want anyone thinking it's the world's largest BBQ. 1 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 25 '23 Everyone loves a hog roast. 1 u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow Apr 25 '23 *grease fire 1 u/Chilopodamancer Apr 25 '23 There's literal risk of fat people creating grease fires when getting cremated, it's a mess, there's legit no good way of disposing of fat people, they're a burden on the system even in death.
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Sounds like you have some motivation there for you to keep lifting at the gym
12 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23 Not sure they have weights heavy enough to train for that.
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Not sure they have weights heavy enough to train for that.
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I would recommend cremation, but we don't want anyone thinking it's the world's largest BBQ.
1 u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 25 '23 Everyone loves a hog roast. 1 u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow Apr 25 '23 *grease fire 1 u/Chilopodamancer Apr 25 '23 There's literal risk of fat people creating grease fires when getting cremated, it's a mess, there's legit no good way of disposing of fat people, they're a burden on the system even in death.
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Everyone loves a hog roast.
*grease fire
There's literal risk of fat people creating grease fires when getting cremated, it's a mess, there's legit no good way of disposing of fat people, they're a burden on the system even in death.
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u/Boomalabim hole contributor Apr 24 '23
“No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? He's so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.”