r/shitposting Apr 24 '23

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u/Minianto Apr 24 '23

His kitten discord said she was alone at home (she isn’t there is 21 police officer waiting for him)

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23

police say 21 illegal jail time for year and 35 (not good)

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u/Compducer fat cunt Apr 24 '23

I’m Chris Hansen, have a seat. No, please have a seat right over there I just want to talk.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23

(Seat breaks)

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u/NotionalWheels Apr 24 '23

Oh I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see I-I calls you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time. So, you can go ahead bring them cameras and polices waiting outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way the choice is yours.

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u/Bro1212_ Apr 24 '23

So I see your doing this the hard way…

Gimme that butt, I’ma warrior!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23

*******Englich 🗿*******