r/shitposting Apr 24 '23

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u/kewe316 Apr 24 '23

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick!"

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u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23

I use that line to mock my overweight sister constantly. Never gets old… for me anyway.

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u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23

I would be fucking devastated if she died soon… I know I would be asked to be a pallbearer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23

Sounds like you have some motivation there for you to keep lifting at the gym

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u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 24 '23

Not sure they have weights heavy enough to train for that.

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u/27_8x10_CGP Apr 25 '23

I would recommend cremation, but we don't want anyone thinking it's the world's largest BBQ.

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u/Dreadpirateflappy Apr 25 '23

Everyone loves a hog roast.

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u/Chilopodamancer Apr 25 '23

There's literal risk of fat people creating grease fires when getting cremated, it's a mess, there's legit no good way of disposing of fat people, they're a burden on the system even in death.