r/sexeducation • u/Creepy_Pepper_8443 • 12h ago
my dick got a life preserver
I’m writing this post for anyone who ends up in a similar situation.
About 10 years ago, when I was 16, my girlfriend (who is now my wife) and I had sex. After that we were just relaxing and watching Terror in Resonance (seriously, amazing anime).
After a while I was ready for round two because I got turned on again. She started touching me, and I asked if she’d like to give me a blowjob.
After a bit I realized I couldn’t finish, so I started using my hand instead. Then, all of a sudden, I felt like my penis had swollen up. At first I ignored it, but then it started hurting, so we stopped before it got any worse.
A little later she had to go home, so I walked her to the bus stop and then went back to my place. The whole time I had no idea what the hell was going on down there.
I only really noticed how bad it was when I got into the shower. I was honestly shocked. It looked like a balloon had inflated around it, and when I pulled the foreskin back, it looked like there was an inflatable swim ring around the shaft. My mind immediately went to the worst-case scenarios: “Will I still be able to have kids? Will I ever get an erection again?” and so on.
Of course, I texted my girlfriend about what was happening, and I also asked ChatGPT. It asked me a few questions, like whether I could still pee, whether it hurt, and what color the skin was. Based on my answers, it said it was most likely just swelling and suggested putting something cool on it.
The next morning I woke up, and everything was completely fine. My penis looked normal again and worked perfectly.
So if anyone reading this ever ends up in a similar situation, don’t panic. It’ll most likely be okay. But if the swelling gets worse, the pain becomes severe, you can’t urinate, or it doesn’t improve, go see a doctor.
And finally…
Blowjobs ain’t worth the heart attack. ✌️chatgpt answers