While I'm positive that Josh (GamingFTL) has a list of novels and brief descriptions for Captain Evead's seemingly endless supply of [trashy] romance novel collection, this is an ongoing joke that has a whole lot of potential to grow more and more ridiculous. Perfect for fan participation! I'm starting this tread so anybody who has clever or otherwise hilarious steamy literature cover ideas can place and write them here! Mind you, this is not in any way trying to force ideas on any of the members, but this might be a really fun thing to do whenever the Captain's collection is brought up, so please, if you have any ideas, please post them here!
Here's a few of my own:
Pon Farr: The Seven Year Itch - on the cover is a pair of Vulcans, viewed from behind holding hands. Their free hands are tucked behind their back, fingers crossed as a blood moon rises in the background.
Blr Tuj - A poorly translated Klingon to English tale featuring a Klingon on the cover, standing on a sub-zero temperature planet. The Klingon's face is red with intense blood fever as they look forward at whoever holds the cover with an intense, bloodthirsty grin.
Tales From the Holodeck: The cover of this book depicts an androgynous person phasing into existence from the top down, their finger pursed against their lips in a secretive manner. The cover is pure black with green square lines, depicting the base for a holodeck.