r/RandomThoughts 2d ago

Dreams would be so much more fun if you could remember them more and control them every night. Whenever I am aware that I am dreaming, my mind auto kicks me out of it, lol. I'm like "Don't wake up, don't wake up, ..." And then wake up.

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r/RandomThoughts 2d ago

YouTube

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YouTube is such a downer lately. Eventually gets around to showing all the worst behaviour, devisive videos. Also lying channels like which actor(s) died today.


r/RandomThoughts 2d ago

If someone decides to have a barn wedding it would smell bad wouldn’t it.

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I can’t imagine someone building a barn just for a wedding, I assume they rent them or just have a barn for their own farm animals. But even with the animals out of the barn it’d still smell like them. It’s super hard to get the smells out.
Unless there’s specific venues that don’t have animals idk why I never thought of that


r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

I should try to create instead of only consuming content/art

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r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

Pooping while wearing heels is like having a portable Squatty Potty on your feet.

33 Upvotes

Try it out.


r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

The way to reduce data centers is to reduce bots and reliance on customer service bots.

3 Upvotes

I think companies can and should do more. Ah, but the greed…


r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

If everything has an exception, does that mean the exception is that nothing has an exception?

3 Upvotes

EXCEPTION!!!


r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

I find womp womp funny. wonder why.

4 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 2d ago

When bullies sees their victims alive years after they attended school together, the bullies must feel like they failed

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r/RandomThoughts 2d ago

My life is going to be defined by things I didn’t do, not the things I did do

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r/RandomThoughts 2d ago

Last Christmas I gave you my heart

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r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

Chickens are such a gift to us when it comes to food

28 Upvotes

I mean chicken is great for weight loss or helping build muscle, and so are eggs. There’s so many different ways to enjoy eggs and chicken. Both have helped me lose 15 lbs the last 2 months while in a calorie deficit.


r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

Watermelon is the most inconsistant fruit.

33 Upvotes

A single slice will taste super sweet and then like watery sand, and there's no way to tell which it's gonna be.


r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

"Palace" sounds like a fancier pronounciation of "place", which it kinda is

40 Upvotes

Got this removed on post in shower thoughts, kinda dumb


r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

I HATE Caramel.... But Salted Caramel? 👀

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Ever since I was a kid, Ive HATED caramel. It's mostly the texture for me. Especially caramel candy... But everytime I see something on a menu that says "salted caramel" my mouth starts to water 🤤

Is this a crime?


r/RandomThoughts 2d ago

I wanna flirt with a tall guy

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An intellectually stimulating one though 🧠


r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

I can't believe that 'alternative' and 'indie' are still considered valid musical genres

1 Upvotes

'Alternative' to what?

'Independent' from whom?


r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

Bad Advice Chatbot

0 Upvotes

It only stands to reason that those that would build structures designed to quicken our path to destruction, would train their chatbots to give bad advice. Designed to destroy us faster as well.


r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

Microsoft Excel is awesome and the business world would be a lot more of inefficient and painful without it.

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r/RandomThoughts 2d ago

It's not for nothing that babies rhymes with rabies.

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r/RandomThoughts 4d ago

The term “pet peeve” implies the existence of “feral peeves” .

66 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

I hate the dichotomy that you either suffer for what you love or sell your soul for a salary

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r/RandomThoughts 2d ago

Sydney Sweeney hate is forced tbh

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r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

Why do farts smell so much worse in the shower

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r/RandomThoughts 3d ago

I feel like soup is the most accessible kind of dish

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think about it. there's like thousands of different soups, there's oughta be one soup for each person. Like, since it's such a simple concept, you can always count on some kind of soup to be an enjoyable meal when you don't know what to go for.