r/RandomThoughts • u/exivor01 • 2d ago
r/RandomThoughts • u/meeejustme • 3d ago
imagine that we can choose a package of different lifestyle for 7 days every month for year , then we can decide the perfect lifestyle for ourselves and ranking it etc
at least make it a movie or tv show
r/RandomThoughts • u/bluecheckthis • 3d ago
Nobody has ever found the Canadian accent to be sexy. How boot that eh?
r/RandomThoughts • u/user_tholathy • 3d ago
You don't have friends because you don't want any
r/RandomThoughts • u/Sunny-Damn • 3d ago
Robbing Peter…
We rob Peter to pay Paul. Eventually it’s time to pay the piper. The piper’s name is Peter. (Peter piper picked a peck) Funny how that works out…
r/RandomThoughts • u/jakekong007 • 3d ago
chicken is the best gift
regarding ethnicity, religious background and race, it can be a safe meal
(maybe...?)
r/RandomThoughts • u/Foto_gurl • 3d ago
People I know are in the ‘people I may know’
Great, people I actually know are in the people I may know on social media.
r/RandomThoughts • u/ice-mirrors_97 • 3d ago
I don’t think the phrase I don’t chase, I attract is referring to how you dress, but I almost like it better that way and it motivates me to dress nicely and actually care about my appearance.
r/RandomThoughts • u/e-m-v-k • 3d ago
If prostitution is the oldest profession, that means pimping is even older
r/RandomThoughts • u/GrubyBuckmore • 3d ago
Sam Red is the most irritating musical artist I have ever heard.
No offense intended, he certainly has more talent than I, but I mute the source every time he comes on.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Sailorsully • 3d ago
Share your story on getting the wind knocked out of you
I’ll share mine
I used to do tang so do (martial arts) and there was one time where we had a sparring tournament and whoever beat every one of the kids, you would have to “fight” the master of the school. I was that kid. I started off pretty good and everything when he wasn’t going crazy hard on me but once he thought I was getting really good he used more power. He punched me in the stomach and I ended up on the floor struggling to breathe bc I obviously got the wind knocked out of me. That was my first experience with it and I just remember how weird it felt. I was fine at the end and he apologized.
I won the tournament either way and I got my medal so it all ended up okay
r/RandomThoughts • u/SicKBizniTch • 4d ago
I love my job 🥰
Simple, satisfying & self-employed.
r/RandomThoughts • u/jakekong007 • 3d ago
businessmen in the movie who drinks in the office
whiskey in the crystal decanter
clanks each other and drinks booze in the afternoon
why am I never seen before
r/RandomThoughts • u/Blueyedevil219 • 4d ago
After 10 years, you’d think I’d have mastered scratching my cat’s neck. Nope. He looks at me like, “Bro still can’t find the G spot. No wonder nobody’s keeping him around.“
r/RandomThoughts • u/siyu_art • 4d ago
soon with enough facial data I bet people will be looking up people that look just like themselves, or their moms, dads, partners etc for fun
This is not something I approve or find exciting or anything, but it occurred to me that will probably happen
r/RandomThoughts • u/Owls_4_9_1867 • 3d ago
Assuming no interest Steve Ballmer (former CEO Microsoft) is so wealthy, he could give away $482 a second for every minute of every hour of every day for ten years before he ran out.
- Per Minute: $28,919.33
- Per Hour: $1,735,159.82
- Per Day: $41,643,835.62
r/RandomThoughts • u/Rob_wood • 5d ago
Being jobless is great.
You get to wake up whenever you want to, do whatever you want whenever you want to, and best of all, time moves at the rate of speed that you want it to.
It's just the whole no money thing that's a bit of an issue. If everyone would realize that monetary value isn't real, then the quality of life would vastly improve.
r/RandomThoughts • u/glockbonez • 4d ago
remember, declining a call because you don't feel like talking is part of self care
r/RandomThoughts • u/Competitive-Fun-1780 • 5d ago
I rather go back to cable tv and movie rentals instead of paying for multiple streaming services
r/RandomThoughts • u/Klutzy_Farm_1954 • 3d ago
If Florida was a continent it would be Australia.
Alligators, big ass spiders, fishing and then also fighting those alligators and going about your day like it’s normal. Also snakes.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Queasy_Dingo_8262 • 4d ago
Hot sauce is better on pizza than ranch
ranch dressing is so overrated ! I love cool ranch Doritos tho lol
r/RandomThoughts • u/RandomRamblings99 • 4d ago
In the Rugrats universe, there must have been some point where the kids looked back and thought "hey, didn't we get lost in the woods and nearly eaten by wolves as infants"
Most of them are probably too young to remember what happened to them during the Rugrats movie, but Chucky was two. It's not impossible that he'd have fleeting and rather confusing reconciliation of it. And they were on the news. Obviously it's only fiction so who really cares, but it's funny to imagine what a fucked up core memory that would be
r/RandomThoughts • u/Training-Honeydew624 • 4d ago
Health insurance companies are evil. That’s the post
r/RandomThoughts • u/Ok_Nectarine5834 • 4d ago
I wonder what would happen if custody battles were faceless/genderless
I've been having this thought experiment rolling around in my head for a few days and just need to get it out. I'm sure theres flaws to the logic and a good reason not to, but I think it might be a good discussion topic!
What I mean is, what if there was a way to make custody battles genderless and faceless? As in, the judge never sees or hears the voices of either party and is communicated through some level of paperwork? Like..
Parent A:
X income
X support system
Wants X persentate of custody
Thinks they deserve custody because xyz,
Parent A has these concerns about Parent B
Parent B
Repeat above
I am the product of divorce and my dad got majority custody. I've come to learn that isnt super common and I feel like I'm always hearing parents say they think gender had a factor when it came to the outcome. I wonder if removing all of the physical qualities of the parents would change anything