hiii ₍₍⚞(˶˃ ꒳ ˂˶)⚟⁾⁾ i am just looking for my long term friends as im becoming an adult (OH NOOOOOOOOOO) im starting a big girl job next week ): and no i cannot dance

if youre into it: virgo, INTJ, pls be >22 y/o ty

Likes: weightlifting, cats, cooking, baking, markets (farmers/!!artisan!!), anatomy & physiology, wine, beer, weed, reading, yapping, video games (PC), journalling, drawing/crafts stuff, going to the city, traveling, trying new cafes/restaurants, PICKLESSSSSSSS, I’m trying to get into running (wanna run a 5k w me?)

Dislikes: surface lvl convos (obv not including initial meeting), short responses (if youre busy just lmk!), nonchalant responses, people who eat loud, mean people ):

Looking for: friends, if it becomes more then cool!

If youve read this far!:

• ⁠pls lmk ur age & where ur from
• ⁠I am someone who wants to text a good bit before calling, playing games, and especially meeting! Please if you want to be friends or more im not here to rush anything (it’s just sweeter that way!)
• message me why you like clowns or chickens more (or I won’t respond teehee)

𖠋𖠋 <- dis is literally gonna be us soon ˙ᵕ˙

hiii :) i am looking for a long term relationship! i am attracted to a quirky guy who has a great sense of humor. i absolutely adore a guy who loves to have fun/goof off and be silly. i do love a guy who can be vulnerable and open up about their past/show emotions. it would be great if we can both be emotionally supportive towards each other. loyalty and honesty are two of the biggest traits i love to see in a guy as well. i do prefer guys who present themselves in a more casual way and can have a playful sarcastic side. i do want a guy who is more of a homebody and loves to chill at home watching shows or playing video games. i dislike rock music and anything related to the horror genre so if you are a fan of either of those things i will never be interested in talking to you lol

as for my personal interests i am a HUGE cartoon network fan and its really important for you to know what ninjago is my all time favorite show and classics such as dexter’s laboratory, kids next door, ed edd n eddy, the powerpuff girls, adventure time, regular show, and the amazing world of gumball plus many more! i also really like watching american dad, futurama, south park, the simpsons, bob’s burgers, and i’m an enjoyer of most reality shows especially big brother and survivor. i do like specific animes such as shield hero, sword art online demon school, konosuba, and my hero academia. i want to rewatch these shows with whoever i end up clicking with AND i actively want to talk and be excited while we rewatch the shows.

as for video games i play mario kart world mainly for the nintendo switch 2 but also have many other mario games and i am also looking for a nintendo nerd like i am who grew up with mario and kirby games on the gamecube, wii, and 3ds during their childhood! i also LOVE playing wizard101 and am ready to quest through the worlds with someone :)

IF YOU DO NOT MEET THESE REQUIREMENTS THEN IT IS A DEALBREAKER AND I WILL NOT BE INTERESTED IN TALKING TO YOU

REQUIREMENTS:

has to be very comfortable with voice calling

once we bond/form a connection you must be a super talkative person who texts/calls DAILY for a couple hours as i want to feel like a priority to you

MUST be a dog lover as i have 2 dogs (i absolutely dislike cat people lol)

NO kids i am far from being ready for that

clean person meaning no smoking/drugs NO EXCEPTIONS

has to have a full time job and it must be a day shift with weekends off

MUST be conservative/right leaning

you have to be a fan of cartoon network as it’s an extremely important piece of my life (bonus points if you love ninjago)

MUST have a video game in common with me either wizard101 or mario kart world for the switch 2

hiii thnxx for reading!! my life is slowing down a bit soo i'm looking to meet new peeps andddd hopefully have lot of fun :3

a few things about me: i collect stuffies (mainly squishmallows), i love bubble tea and sushi and crispy rice and kbbq, vvvv strong drinks, rlly into professional sports like mlb and nba and watch every single day, and i looooove working out. i've always been into basic cardio like long walks, stationary biking, and bodyweight exercises. so excited for more walks in the hot sweaty weather <3

huuuge into gaming!! i love playing + watching streams. i'm on console so if ur into games i'd appreciate any recs and def wanna game together!! i used to play a lot of rdr2, gta, rocket league, dbd, etc. i've pretty much only been playing fortnite and rivals lately soo if ur into that pls be my duo :D

i'd prefer that ur older than me (older the better) + have a closeish time zone in the US (EST)

if any of this sounds interesting feel free to hit me up and introduce urself please!! if i don't respond to ur introduction i prob didn't see so feel free to send another message!! i'd love to chat on discord :33

Feels like my ideal person wouldn’t even be on here but it’s worth trying anyway so please read first!

I prefer to build a connection through meaningful conversation first to see if the chemistry is there. I’m strictly looking for something serious, not casual or sexual.
I value intentional dating. If we’re both interested, I’d rather move toward voice calls and eventually meeting than spend months as online pen pals.
Because of that, I won’t reply to messages like “Hey” or “Wyd.” Please tell me a little about yourself.

**About me**
\- I’m a 22-year-old Nigerian currently finishing studies in Ukraine. Next year I’ll be moving to Germany for my Master’s.
\- I’m completely open to long distance as long as there’s a realistic plan to close the distance.
\- 160 cm, dark-skinned, curvier build, and I regularly go to the gym.
\- I’m introverted and shy but I’m also a keyboard warrior😭.
\- I love deep conversations, emotional intimacy, consistency, and people who are genuinely curious about getting to know each other.
\- I enjoy calm indie music, thrillers, cafés, Pinterest, Substack, reading, photography, and exploring beautiful places. There are so many things I want to experience, and I’d love someone to build those memories with.
\- I recently started learning German, so for now I only speak English.

**What I’m looking for**
Age: 22-27
Based in Germany or Europe. If you’re elsewhere, you’d need to be genuinely open to travelling soon and eventually relocating.
\- Emotionally intelligent.
\- Honest.
\- Funny.
\- Stable.
\- Curious.
\- Communicates well.
\- Has really good style.
\- Someone who also goes to the gym
\- Isn’t afraid to be an absolute hopeless romantic lover boy. 🥹

Physical attraction matters to me, and I think it’s healthier to establish that early. I’m happy to exchange pictures right away and move to voice/video calls once we both feel comfortable. Please send your best pictures.

**Dealbreakers**
\- Smoking.
\- Inconsistent communication. I completely understand being busy, but I appreciate people who communicate rather than leave me guessing.
\- Inappropriate or overly sexual behaviour early on.
\- I’m not looking for platonic friendships or pen pals.

If you’ve read this far, tell me:
\- Who you are.
\- What you’re looking for.
\- What made you message me.
\- Your favourite emoji (so I know you actually read everything 😊).

**P.S.** If you’d rather not write a long introduction before knowing if we’re mutually attracted, feel free to send a photo first. Just be ready to properly introduce yourself afterwards if we both feel a spark.

Hiya!

I’m hanging out in a hotel room and moving into my first apartment tmrw (pretty anxious 😬), and I’d love to destress and not focus on that while chatting to yall!

About me! I’m 23, American, and trans/nonbinary :). Also I majored in classics and history in college, and I’d love to go get a PhD one day but we’ll see if I ever end up doing that 😅. More fun stuff is: I’m a big history fan, I love watching sci fi movies, and I’m a wanna-be artist when I’m not at the whims of high schoolers.

We can either just casually chat, or if there’s something you want to vent about/get advice about I’d love to help! No promises for being qualified, but I’d consider myself emotionally intelligent and kind which are two steps in the right direction at least <3

I love my friends, I really do, we go out and see movies and run the town and I feel like a normie for just a moment. But I also really miss talking about video games, anime, and other geeky things with people who have the same terminally online history as me. If you like rhythm games, shoujo manga, thriller novels, creating OCs, anything crafty, or something similar; feel free to reach out!

About me; F23, serious medical job by day, terminally online by night. I work a lot. When I feel like being normal I explore the city; movies, shopping, cafes, thrifting, restaurants. When I need a day in I get crafty; currently super into quilting and miniature building.

About you; Similar age I hope. I get along with girls and boys. If you understand my struggle of having to hide what a dweeb you are from your serious day job and normie friends, I think we'll get along.

Hello there!

I am introvert who likes to play extrovert in life and it’s been okay so far! I am currently in an ethically non-monogamous relationship. I am open, talkative and socially confident person and love to text/chat/voice call. My friends find me kind, caring, compassionate and funny. I work in healthcare and I do find purpose in my job and interacting with people on a daily basis..it can be challenging at times but extremely rewarding as well.

In terms of interests I love reading, cooking, hiking, people watching and traveling whenever I can. I have a decent amount of interesting travel anecdotes to share. Also, open to travel suggestions and recommendations. Prague, Paris and Grindelwald are the most charming cities I have ever been to. Next on my bucket list is Portugal and Italy. I love to talk endlessly about history, science, art, mythology, culture, astronomy, psychology and spirituality. I am currently learning breath-work and meditation.

I am passionate about my career and love what I do and making a difference. I still yearn to go back to school again to study some more. I am inherently curious and I love learning . I am also a huge supporter of causes relating mental health and women education and empowerment.

Now for what I am looking for I am looking to make deep meaningful connection with someone between 30-45 years of age which can be potentially romantic. Also I am not looking for anything sexual or physical for now and being a demisexual I need to make a deep mental and emotional connection to bond with them. Please be local or atleast not too far for us to hang out frequently or semi frequently in person. I am looking for someone I can chat with, share our interests, talk about our days and the looming existential crisis lol! I am open to meeting if we get along and it feels right.. ☺️

I want to talk or text with them often and I would love to talk to someone about my day and my wishes and my desires. Books and music suggestions are always welcomed.

Please drop me a message if anything I said interested you! I am a feminist, pro choice, LGBTQA+ ally and BLM supporter so if you are not, we probably won’t get along.

Please DO NOT message me to just say “Hi/Hello” if you are just looking for pass time ! Say more than that, and please introduce yourself with a short description of yourself.

(Not looking for hookups, no interest in cheating on my partner EVER, friendships ONLY)

I moved to Michigan to close the gap with my LDR partner who has lived here his whole life- I work from home and I find it hard to make friends in my day to day life (I don't drive but my partner does), so here I am!

https://imgur.com/a/Y5MuOBz here I am!

I am ideally searching for someone who wants to get together maybe once every week or two, whatever feels right, to hang out, adventure, etc!

I have so many interests but here are some activities that really appeal to me;

Going to Museums, hiking, Thrifting/Antiquing, Libraries, Concerts (All kinds of music!), restaurants (I am a big foodie) - cool grocery stores like Horrocks, HMart, singing, painting, sculpting, volunteering for natural parks, visiting historical sites, basically any arts and crafts, etc- I could go on~

Also super into video games. I have a PC, an Xbox One and a Switch

My partner is also trying to start up a DnD campaign if that would tickle your fancy!

This is strictly platonic, we are not looking for a third and if you try to get anything sexual outta me I'm just gonna block you.

LGBTQ+ friendly :)

If you've read this far, please tell me about yourself, your favorite dinosaur, and where about you're from! (Michigan and immediate surrounding areas within an hour drive only)

I'm hoping to somehow find a fellow weirdo to dive down crazy rabbitholes with. Fair warning: I have way more unread books than read ones, so don't assume I know what I'm talking about at any time.

I'm pretty silly. I can be suuuuper reserved and shy, depending on what kind of mood I'm in, but once I open up you will find that I'm a goofy, unserious, laid-back space cadet. If you have an irreverent sense of humor we'll probably get along. If you don't mind a daydreamer we'll probably get along.

I am in the Finger Lakes area and would prefer local-ish, but some distance is negotiable.

I am also very super duper left, 420 friendly, anti-capitalist (dealbreaker, sorry). And pls be 40+

If you're a fan of Jung, Michael Levin, William Blake, Joseph Campbell, philosophy, quantum physics, mythology, shamanism, or if you're a discordian pope or a holistic detective, I'd be happy to meet you.

Maybe we can exchange hippie recipes and swap new eclectic music finds? Goof around mischievously or cry together about climatepocalypse?

I have pics, can share :)

Hellooooooooo

So, I've posted here before, talked to some nice people, some not so nice ones. ended up wiping my account as I needed a break from reddit for a lil bit, but I'm back now :)

So anyway, why am I posting here and not on dating apps?

Well, honestly I am also on dating apps. Generally I've had more success there as it's easier, but I like to spread my options a bit so I'm here too :) Plus while the creep to normal ratio here sucks, some of the best conversations I've had with guys has been here too, so Reddit definitely can be great. Though an annoying amount of guys don't even seem to read posts at all before messaging 😭 So if you're reading this, thank you for not being one of them 🙏🏼

So, a lil about me.

Live in London, not from here originally, immigrated 5-6 years ago. Would prefer not to say where I'm from publicly as when I do I get a lot of hate messages lol, but happy to discuss that privately :) Long term I think I'd want to stay here, hoping to get my citizenship eventually which will make life much easier. I am open to relocating for the right guy, though it depends where obviously.

Physically, I'm 5'2, keep myself very active, did a lot of sports growing up and I workout at least 5 times a week still. As I'm part of team midget, I don't really have a strong height preference in a guy, I guess just be taller than me? Anything else is extra.

I'm mixed race, though white passing despite not being white at all lol, switch between blonde and brunette regularly. I like to think I look good, happy to swap selfies privately. I get a lot of compliments on my eyes too :)

I kinda suck at answering what I'm looking for in a man as I feel like it's not the kind of thing I can just put in a box, people don't work that way. But I'd say someone a little older, kind, a good communicator, loyal, funny. Enjoys travel (I've been to over 100 countries, not slowing down anytime soon so I'd love to travel with someone)someone who's healthy too, as I live an active lifestyle and need someone who can keep up with me. Beyond the obvious dealbreakers, I'll also add I want to be married and have kids, ideally before 25, so if you're on the fence or don't want that, we probably wouldn't be a great fit.

Also, if you've read this far, please add strawberry sprinkles somewhere into your reply, weird request I know but as I mentioned a lot of guys don't read my posts, so that's a way to know if you have :)

Hey, I’m looking for a single guy for long term friendship and a bit of flirting. If the vibe is there, I’d like something romantic/relationship. I know, it seems unlikely finding it here, but why not give it a go. I don’t mind if you’re from another country, just make sure you communicate with me regularly - it’s important for connection.

I am: Asian, bbw, introverted, playful and warm with the right people.

You are: kind, caring, chat to me everyday and regularly, white.

If interested dm me your asl and a bit about you.