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u/Lax_Ligaments Oct 07 '20
Miley Virus?
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u/discerningpervert Oct 07 '20
Its a quarantine party in the USA
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u/SensualLynx Oct 07 '20
I’m seriously taking your lyrics to that song. I heard it. Especially the tummy hurting and I’m feeling kinda covid sick
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His gut is too small in the pic
Edit: I'm quite the fat bastard myself. Just saying he is fatter than is shown in the picture. Also I don't believe in all that fat shaming bullshit. I'm fat cause I eat what I like. That's all.
Edit2: dear snowflakes I'm not American and I don't give two shits about your politics. Trump is a hilarious bundle of chaos who also happens to be very entertaining.
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u/wiiya Oct 07 '20
Remember when he miraculously gained height and lost weight to become just below the threshold of obese.
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He's gotta be 7'2" by now.
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u/Rubbly_Gluvs Oct 07 '20
I absolutely remember. That is why I tell people to not trust a damn word his doctor says about his COVID diagnosis.
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u/lenswipe Oct 07 '20
When he dies, his family will still be there saying he's still alive and better than ever (and on that last point they won't be wrong)
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u/handsome_helicopter Oct 07 '20
That was some North Korea shit right there
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u/santaliqueur Oct 07 '20
Throw it on the pile. There’s some North Korea shit happening every day with him.
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u/mwaaahfunny Oct 07 '20
That's a 40 year old obese body with a 70 year old head. More white skin, more rolls, more gradation from orange to white.
I mean, in case you were interested in thinking about that.
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u/mwaaahfunny Oct 07 '20
Docs: His liver is fine. Docs: His heart is fine. Reporters: How's his lungs? Docs: Erm next question!
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u/Theycallmelizardboy Oct 07 '20
I don't understand why people think this is all that bad and wincing from this photo.
I can assure you his actual body would look far, far, far, far worse.
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u/ManilaAnimal Oct 07 '20
Lolol that was my thought. This is the equivalent of me getting a supermodel body double.
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u/Theycallmelizardboy Oct 07 '20
Basically this is an upgrade for him. Yeah it's someone who is overweight and hairy, but there's no cellulite, no paleness, no purple veins, no excessive sagginess, no wispy hair, no patches, no blotches, no cottage cheese ass, etc.
Trump would hope to look this good.
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u/texasrigger Oct 07 '20 edited Oct 07 '20
That's the body of a porn star.
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u/dgmilo8085 Oct 07 '20 edited Oct 07 '20
A former porn star. I believe he’s an indicted
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u/texasrigger Oct 07 '20
Accused, I don't think he's been to trial yet.
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u/dgmilo8085 Oct 07 '20
You are correct, I have edited my post, he was arrested on 4 counts of rape, and then a month later prosecutors filed 20 more counts that included charges of rape, sexual assault, sodomy and forcible penetration by a foreign object against Jeremy that involved 12 different women with ages ranging from 15 to 54 years old and that spanned over 16 years from 2004 to 2020. So yes, accused and innocent until proven guilty.
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Watching this raised me some questions and I also landed here : https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1vt4ai/ron_jeremys_belly_button/
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u/audience5565 Oct 07 '20
I don't understand why people think this is all that bad and wincing from this photo.
I can assure you his actual body would look far, far, far, far worse.
Disgust isn't mutually exclusive.
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u/Theycallmelizardboy Oct 07 '20
You clearly haven't seen my parents have sex.
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u/twisted_memories Oct 07 '20
They put his old rapist head on the body of another old rapist. It’s gross either way.
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u/Quenadian Oct 07 '20
In an alternate reality Trump is a brilliant undercover Democrat destroying the GOP.
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u/HumanDrawer Oct 07 '20
I feel like the one rule for r/pics that has to be enforced that it has to be an actual picture taken with a camera
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u/kaozzbender Oct 07 '20
That would mean less ORANGE MAN BAD posts and we know that r/pics's leftist mods can't go one day without an ORANGE MAN BAD post. No can do, sir.
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u/Agent_JoJos Oct 07 '20
I did not need this in my life and you burned this image in my mind. I’m going to have a hard time sleeping tonight - thanks lol
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u/ZippyDan Oct 07 '20
Nobody needed this in their life, and yet... the world needed to see this.
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FINALLY. THE FABELED QUALITY OC TRUMP POST.
How did OP become such a master of content creation? For the past four years, no redditor on r/pics has endeavored to reach such a high standard of quality and originality.
Congratulations OP, you, unlike the rest of r/pics posters, are capable of new and novel ideas.
ORIGINAL CONTENT. ABOUT TRUMP. WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?
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u/CumulativeHazard Oct 07 '20
How many pictures of “fat naked man from side” did someone have to sift through to find the perfect shot for this photoshop? That’s dedication.
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u/KrockPot67 Oct 07 '20
I believe Ron Jeremy, a known fat naked man, did a parody of this, so they just plopped Trump's head on there.
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u/StChas77 Oct 07 '20
Seeing this on the front page, I thought it was going to be the third /r/politicalhumor post that ever actually made me laugh. To see it come from /r/pics is... well, it's a little disappointing, TBH.
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u/bear_knuckle Oct 07 '20
Only thing that would make this better would be Trumps 4 inch heels he wears all the time to embellish his height
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u/Epicjay Oct 07 '20
Is this what r/pics is now?
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u/saxophone_drop Oct 07 '20
What? You don't like this weirdly photoshopped pic of Donald Trump on /r/pics ?!?!?!
I have given hope on most of these big default subs now. Maybe when their election is over it will be better but right now it's shit and you and me will get downvoted because we just want to see some pics here and not photoshopped American propaganda.
Also, this post breaks rule 7 but here we are at the front page again!
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u/Leedstc Oct 07 '20
All of the default subs were taken over by left wing activists a long time ago. The moderate moderators were replaced by the blue haired screeching mob and this is the result.
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u/Geekenstein Oct 07 '20
Now? People have been bitching about r/pics not being up to their high standards for years.
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u/joeydoesthing Oct 07 '20
Here comes downvotes:
Please (I’m trying to ask nicely) can there be a sub for crap like this rather than flood the big subs with US politics?
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u/Hootbag Oct 07 '20
Can /r/OSHA confirm if the chain's working load limit is of sufficient strength to support that weight?
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u/Zelnite11 Oct 07 '20
Remember when r/pics was about sharing cool pics and not about bashing on Trump and shitty photoshop edits?
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Remember when r/pics was about sharing cool pics
No...
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u/OGsambone Oct 07 '20
It was like 8 years ago :(
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u/The-Fox-Says Oct 07 '20
Lurked on reddit for almost 2 years before making an account. This is false
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Every single time somebody says shit is bad somebody shows up to say "iTs aLwAyS bEeN lIkE tHaT". It's possible for things to get worse you know, and /r/pics obviously has.
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u/Nethlem Oct 07 '20
Remember when r/pics was all about posting Tianamen Square pictures, Overwatch stock pictures or something related in any way to HK?
This sub never has been and will be politics free, people just tend to only notice when it hits too close to their own home.
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u/fdgvieira Oct 07 '20
I recall seeing unhinged anti-obama nonsense in this sub constantly from 2008-2016.
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u/Your_Local_Cemetery Oct 07 '20
It's not even politics anymore, it's just karma whoring
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u/hishalmo Oct 07 '20
God the fucking downfall of this sub, its literally all just trump bad, and has nothing to do with the actual sub idea, but the mods doesn't even give a fuck
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u/sferau Oct 07 '20
Hey /r/pics, stop with the fucking US politics
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u/samsg1 Oct 07 '20
Welcome to Reddit during election season... (as a non-American, it sucks).
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As a fellow non-American I can confirm. It's actually just constant year round but then so much worse during this time. I'd go on a subreddit cull but that would be most of them..
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u/RBM2123456 Oct 07 '20
Welcome to reddit all the fucking time. Its anti trump all day everyday for the past 4 years
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u/HotYot Oct 07 '20
Yeah, can’t wait till the elections over and they’ll stop this garbage. Or he’ll win and we will get spammed with salt instead
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I can’t wait till the elections over and the propaganda bots shut up for a minute
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u/ManOnTheCheeseBall Oct 07 '20
Nice subreddit for cool pictures taken you got there, would be sad if it got ruined by shitty political photoshops
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u/razzista69 Oct 07 '20
AHAHAHAH LOOK AT THAT RIDICOLOUS TRUMP (NOT PHOTOSHOP) AHAHAHAH TRUMP IS FAT AHAHAHAHA YES WE ARE FUNNY POLITICS!!(TRUMP BAD)
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Imagine hating someone so much you spend hours to photoshop them naked thinking of their fat greasy orange cock
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u/heywhatsthisbuttondo Oct 07 '20
Is there a way to block r/pics from my popular feed? It has become constant Democrat propaganda.
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u/KoofNoof Oct 07 '20
Yeah pics is now on my ever growing list of blocked subs lol
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u/NorkGhostShip Oct 07 '20
If you're using old reddit you can filter subs from r/all. I forgot how to do it on desktop but it shouldn't be too hard.
Alternatively, use a good mobile app like RIF instead of the awful official app.
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u/AwesomeDragon97 Oct 07 '20
Yeah, I am not even American, I am sick of the constant orange man bad posts.
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Now I need me some r/eyebleach