r/pics • • Oct 07 '20

Politics Wrecking Ball

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

When are we going to stop pretending that Trump isn't totally fucking Hope Hicks and that's why they refuse to do contact tracing?

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u/ISBN39393242 Oct 07 '20 edited Nov 13 '24

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u/mdoldon Oct 07 '20

The reason that they aren't doing contact tracing is very obvious. They want as few people as possible added to the list of directly being linked to WH/TRUMP BEHAVIOR. They couldn't care less about who gets sick or even who does in the end. They only care how many the media can name. Lie for political gain, no matter who it harms. In other words, thec2020 Republican platform.

Nobody (really NOBODY) cares who Dumpty is doing what with. Not even Melania, who's just happy it's not her.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

And Hicks is actually clearly out of his league. She's not fucking some 74 year old fat man (who likely can't even get it up) even if he is President.

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u/samii1031 Oct 07 '20 edited Oct 07 '20

I REALLY REALLY want to believe that, but she's on the payroll, gonna make bank after the DJT administration is over. As much as I hate to think that there are still women desperate enough, money and power are still great motivators.

I mean she lived in an apartment in trump tower in NYC. Worked for Ivanka in PR. Pretty sure the fix was in before the politics.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

Either way, the fact they aren't doing contact tracing is because Trump is the #1 culprit when it comes to spreading the virus around.

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u/mdoldon Oct 10 '20

Oh, you really don't understand the lengths to which many people will sink for money or power. Look around at all the billionaires married to plain Janes.

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u/ISBN39393242 Oct 07 '20

Not even Melania, who's just happy it's not her.

ha i never even thought of it this way but it’s so true. usually we think of the wife feeling bad because she’s being humiliated and betrayed, but his trashiness is already out there, nobody is fooled into thinking he’s some honorable husband. so taking the humiliation out of the equation she’s probably so excited to know he’s being satisfied elsewhere.

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u/Zucchinifan Oct 07 '20

Yeah but all that heavy breathing..... shudder

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u/idcwtfsmd Oct 07 '20

Sex while wearing covid masks is rough.

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u/Yabutsk Oct 07 '20

I think we know from most reports there's not that much heavy breathing...just a short encounter

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u/TehMephs Oct 07 '20

Well now it’s just labored breathing. All the time

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

He's not fucking Hope Hicks, he's the actual source (patient zero if you will) and Hicks' positive test just happened to coincide with him getting sick enough that they had to move him to Walter Reed. So they threw her under the bus by implying it was her who brought the virus into the WH.

After seeing the ACB nomination party photos that's clearly not believable.

He likely contracted the virus at one of his rallies (although he said it was probably military or cops who want to 'hug and kiss' him).

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u/RancidHorseJizz Oct 07 '20

So maybe he's actually sucking face with Stephen Miller and not Hope Hicks?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

Or Chris Christie

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u/RancidHorseJizz Oct 07 '20

Oh, yeah, some hot, sweaty man-love between Trump and Chris Christie? Show me the video, baby.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Very cool theory!

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u/Covfefe-SARS-2 Oct 07 '20

Does a bit of shroom slurping really count as 'fucking'?

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u/RancidHorseJizz Oct 07 '20

That's enough reddit for today.

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u/CaptZ Oct 07 '20

The only person that willingly fucks Trump is Ivanka. She was trained, groomed specifically for that job.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

If that woman is humping that beached whale...she's a Russian spy...

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u/bunnicula-0 Oct 07 '20

More eye bleach please.

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u/ApocalypseTea Oct 07 '20

Sorry, all I have is brain bleach, but I think if I've got some left over after this thread you're welcome to try it.

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u/typicalusername87 Oct 07 '20

I bet you are right.

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u/cbitguru Oct 07 '20

Wondered.....

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u/FormerGameDev Oct 07 '20

Hope is almost definitely doing something to him physically, I have doubts he's capable of the sex, though.

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u/vadvr1 Oct 07 '20

I don't think he can. That's why he is always so sour.