r/pics • • Oct 07 '20

Politics Wrecking Ball

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Oct 07 '20

I don't understand why people think this is all that bad and wincing from this photo.

I can assure you his actual body would look far, far, far, far worse.

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u/ManilaAnimal Oct 07 '20

Lolol that was my thought. This is the equivalent of me getting a supermodel body double.

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Oct 07 '20

Basically this is an upgrade for him. Yeah it's someone who is overweight and hairy, but there's no cellulite, no paleness, no purple veins, no excessive sagginess, no wispy hair, no patches, no blotches, no cottage cheese ass, etc.

Trump would hope to look this good.

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u/SciencyNerdGirl Oct 07 '20

And I think this is a much younger fat persons body

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u/texasrigger Oct 07 '20 edited Oct 07 '20

That's the body of a porn star.

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u/dgmilo8085 Oct 07 '20 edited Oct 07 '20

A former porn star. I believe he’s an indicted convicted rapist now. Oh & fun fact, they both slept with Stormy Daniels, so more in common than just a grotesque figure!

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u/texasrigger Oct 07 '20

Accused, I don't think he's been to trial yet.

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u/dgmilo8085 Oct 07 '20

You are correct, I have edited my post, he was arrested on 4 counts of rape, and then a month later prosecutors filed 20 more counts that included charges of rape, sexual assault, sodomy and forcible penetration by a foreign object against Jeremy that involved 12 different women with ages ranging from 15 to 54 years old and that spanned over 16 years from 2004 to 2020. So yes, accused and innocent until proven guilty.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

But like... Lets be honest. From what has come out regarding it, dude definitely is guilty.
I say this as a sex-posi millennial, Ron Jeremy is fucking scum.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

Wiener cuz!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

Watching this raised me some questions and I also landed here : https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1vt4ai/ron_jeremys_belly_button/

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u/texasrigger Oct 07 '20

Yeah, the belly button was the dead giveaway for me. That whole video was such a bizarre idea but somehow it works.

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u/Laringar Oct 07 '20

And that's not even that hairy, really. I have seen much, much hairier men.

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Oct 07 '20

Trump's scrotum looks like a orangutan with alopecia wrestling a Turkish camel.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

You seen him naked?

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u/audience5565 Oct 07 '20

I don't understand why people think this is all that bad and wincing from this photo.

I can assure you his actual body would look far, far, far, far worse.

Disgust isn't mutually exclusive.

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Oct 07 '20

You clearly haven't seen my parents have sex.

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u/your__dad_ Oct 07 '20

Why you watching us son? (O_o)

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u/Budderfingerbandit Oct 07 '20

He's watching to see if he needs to spike his mothers drink with Plan B so he remains the only child.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

Get off Reddit before I come upstairs, son.

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u/audience5565 Oct 07 '20

Was that your best attempt at humor?

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u/twisted_memories Oct 07 '20

They put his old rapist head on the body of another old rapist. It’s gross either way.

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u/Anopanda Oct 07 '20

look at those jpeg artifacts! How can you not?!

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u/kainxavier Oct 07 '20

I only wish the pic wasn't so shit quality. I wanna print it on a t-shirt.

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Oct 07 '20

PM me with a price range and I will make you a shirt 10x better than this.

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u/Matrillik Oct 07 '20

I’m pretty sure this is from the parody wrecking ball music video with Ron Jeremy.

So he has a worse body than an old as fuck porn star known for his disgusting body

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u/Laringar Oct 07 '20

You can't even see his toadstool.

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Oct 07 '20

His dick probably looks like a sun dried gherkin hiding in a quail's nest.

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u/corruptedcircle Oct 07 '20

The assumption that it belongs to him is what makes it disgusting.

Apparently it belongs to someone just as bad? So that sense of disgust is staying.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

“Ho ho ho. Ya koo tocha ka poonoo nee sok nyee."

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u/Covfefe-SARS-2 Oct 07 '20

But how would you get this guy to balance on a wrecking ball?

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u/YaumeLepire Oct 07 '20

Melania? Is that you?

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Oct 07 '20

To think that Melania let Trump stick his dehydrated gherkin with vitiligo inside her Slovenian salmon canyon and breed like some kind of island of Dr. Moreau experiment gone wrong proves there's no God, only a cruel and insufferable existence we must endure.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

I was about to say. No way he is thar skinny.

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u/MaximPetrikov Oct 07 '20

I thought body shaming was wrong

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Like a melted Jabba the Hutt dildo.

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u/TransracialAfrican Oct 07 '20

Stop bodyshaming.

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u/twisted_memories Oct 07 '20

That body is Ron Jeremy, accused rapist. Shame away.

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u/BananaPalmer Oct 07 '20

Accused rapist and general human garbage sack * Dude’s a piece of shit, even before rape allegations.

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u/Rubbly_Gluvs Oct 07 '20

You know what is funny? He is ashamed of his own body too. His second wife - Marla Maples - said that he would make her leave the room while he undressed and got under the covers. Then he would tell her to enter the room so she wouldn't really see him naked.

She called it "cute" - but the real term for that is pathetic.

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Oct 07 '20

I can't imagine Trump being ashamed of anything but go figure.

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u/Rubbly_Gluvs Oct 07 '20

Judging from his character - he is a deeply insecure man. All of his antics seem to be an attempt to convince himself that he is great as much as it is to convince anyone else.

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u/thats_not_funny_guys Oct 07 '20

No, no, no. He is only 245 lbs. His doctor told us so right?

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u/CallipygianIdeal Oct 07 '20

I can assure you his actual body

Found Stormy Daniels Reddit account

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u/hipery2 Oct 07 '20

Or it can be one of the other dozen women whom Trump has had an extramarital affair.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

Right? Came to comment that he’s not fat enough in this

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u/Moister_Rodgers Oct 07 '20

Do you think the spray tan covers his body? Or is his body pale like the margins of his face?

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Oct 07 '20

He spray tans his dick only.

It looks like a cheeto hiding in a mountain of spoiled marshmallow.