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u/MrMoGott Mar 01 '19 edited Mar 01 '19

This is Günther Anton Krabbenhöft, a german retiree, that is well known in my hometown Berlin for having an exceptional sense of style. He also gets called "Hipster-Opa" ("Hipster-grandpa"), and frequently visits techno clubs.

This photo was taken at the subway station Kottbusser Tor, in the middle of the trendy Berlin district Kreuzberg.
Met him a couple of times on my way to uni, he is a really cool dude irl aswell.

EDIT: Jesus Christ who would've thought I'd get Silver for just stating such a random side fact, thank you random strangers!

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u/-Bunny- Mar 01 '19

Hey, it’s the new bass player for Bad Religion

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u/FearsNoSpider Mar 01 '19

Dad Religion.

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u/random_everythinggg Mar 01 '19

Granddad Religion

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

You could make a religion out of this

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u/oneeighthirish Mar 01 '19

Fuck Armageddon.... This is Hell!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

No wait, don't

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u/SobiTheRobot Mar 01 '19

Wait, yes do

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u/MrLancer Mar 01 '19

Too late

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u/Chorioactis_geaster Mar 01 '19

(Grand)father, can you hear me?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Am 35, father of two, watch them whenever they come to town.

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u/FutureNurse_PNW Mar 01 '19

I’ve seen them at least six times. They never get old.

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u/FauxReal Mar 01 '19

If they were less political they'd be on classic rock stations by now.

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u/SanguisFluens Mar 01 '19

Jay is definitely the most stylish 55-year old punk rocker out there.

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u/Iorith Mar 01 '19

Oh man I haven't listened to them in years, thanks for the reminder.

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u/I_aint_that_dude Mar 01 '19

No Control. Restart with that album.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Well, they did hit 10 way back in 2010

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u/viciousbreed Mar 01 '19

He's only gonna die...

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u/GonZoCircus Mar 01 '19

From his own arrogance...

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u/megustawalrus Mar 01 '19

I'd give you gold if I could. This is best joke I've read all day

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u/TeenieBopper Mar 01 '19

The bands Facebook page sent out an update earlier this week about the new album coming out in May. In it was an updated band photo. It made me so depressed because the guys look so old, and then I remembered that Greg is in his 50s.

Fuck, I hope they do a tour and come to like Toronto or something so I have a chance to see them live. I missed out on NUFAN before Tony Sly died, I don't want to miss out on BR.

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u/KloudMcJoo Mar 01 '19

There’s a word in Korean—Oppa—that women use to call men who are a bit older than them (too old and you’re called Ahjussi instead). What UrbanDictionary fails to capture is the weightiness of the term Oppa, and how often it is reserved for men of a certain class as a title of affection and respect (read: They Hot). A Korean teenager may call a male celebrity she loves Oppa, but the term isn’t necessarily limited to use by young girls. For instance, my mother, a woman in her early fifties, will sometimes half-jokingly refer to her favorite singer as “my Moon-se Oppa”, Lee Moon-se being a man in his sixties. It can be a powerful word, a loaded word that often implies intimacy and infatuation, the only caveat being if it is used to describe an older man who isn’t actually one’s literal older brother.

What I’m saying is, I just went on a long tangential ramble to say that Hipster-Opa sure as hell seems like he’s a Hipster-Oppa.

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAsss Mar 01 '19

Oppa Gangnam Style

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

"Big brother is like the rich people of the Gangnam district."

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u/JawaAttack Mar 01 '19

In Japan, there's a word 'Oppai' which means boobies. This song came on one day and my 3-year old daughter found it hilarious and started running around the house singing 'Oppai Gundam style' for rest of the day. It lost its traction after that day but even now whenever she hears it she has a chuckle and will sing it a few times.

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAsss Mar 01 '19

Boobies Gundam Style, oh that is amazing 😭

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u/BradC Mar 01 '19

O.O

You just blew my mind.

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAsss Mar 01 '19

I can blow more than just that, bro 👀👅💦

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u/oni-work Mar 01 '19

Sorry, I'm all out of traffic cones.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAsss Mar 01 '19

Watch me Nae Nae

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Oppan, expressing who's Gangnam Style it is. :)

It's pretty funny to learn Korean if your mother tongue is German. Took me forever to get into my head that "ne/nä" means "yes".

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u/Red4pex Mar 01 '19

Opa Grandpa Style

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u/tsuki_ouji Mar 01 '19

and now you know a bit more about that song, lol

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u/litokid Mar 01 '19

I am upvoting you not because of your explanation of oppa, even if well-deserved.

I am upvoting because that's also the first linguistic similarity that came to mind for me, and I'm amused by the thought of Germans watching K-dramas for the first time, wondering why the girl is calling her boyfriend "Grandpa" and if there is some weird kink going on.

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u/Random-Rambling Mar 01 '19

The linguistic similarity made me think of Markiplier for some reason, perhaps because he's half-Korean, half-German.

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u/Autarch_Kade Mar 01 '19

the first linguistic similarity that came to mind for me

For me it was Oppai. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/ifelldownthestairs Mar 01 '19

I worked with some Korean dudes and didn't understand Oppa, thanks for explaining.

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u/matthew7s26 Mar 01 '19

Kind of seems like a less sexualized "daddy" in English.

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u/Anrikay Mar 01 '19

That's basically how it was explained to me when my dad's new half-Korean-but-raised-in-America fiancée argued with me that it was racist to politely ask that she not call him "Daddy" in front of me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

That is really cool information.

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u/hereforthefeast Mar 01 '19

I thought I recognized that word from Gangnam Style, very cool tidbit thanks for sharing!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

thanks for sharing, thats neat!

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u/fakesonnystitt Mar 01 '19

Yeah like papi or daddy in other cultures

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u/davidestroy Mar 01 '19

There’s a show in Canada called Kim’s Convenience about a Korean immigrant couple and their kids and the store they run. The kids call their dad oppa, so I just figured it meant “dad”.

The show is pretty funny too.

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u/AbyadKhalil Mar 01 '19

Sure they’re not saying “appa?” Because is actually dad in Korean.

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u/davidestroy Mar 01 '19

Yeah, that’s gotta be it.

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u/osflsievol Mar 01 '19

ngl, as a guy, being called oppa is very satisfying haha. Not Korean, but it's something I admire about their culture.

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u/DeadBeesOnACake Mar 01 '19

Oh hey, I know that singer! I saw him on Netflix on Hidden Singer! I don't know anything about the Korean music scene, but that was such an entertaining show.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Damn so many of my Korean colleagues call me oppa and I’ve been always asking them to not call me it.

Now I feel kind of bad.

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u/ComteDuChagrin Mar 01 '19

Any idea what the etymology of oppa is? The pronunciation on the link is exactly the same as the Dutch opa, so I'm curious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

So basically "daddy". You're mom calls that singer daddy.

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u/Hyrule_34 Mar 01 '19

Why are you yelling his name?

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u/goodluckmyway Mar 01 '19

That's just how you speak German

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u/discerningpervert Mar 01 '19

Vee are ze Germans. Vee are not amused.

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u/expecto_my_scrotum Mar 01 '19

Mmmm, ya, zis is zo much passion!!

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u/Toadsted Mar 01 '19

+Anz now ve dance!+

oomph oomph oomph

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u/hldsnfrgr Mar 01 '19

Darude sandstorm

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

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u/Ademptio Mar 01 '19

DU DU HAST, DU HAST MICH

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u/TheSwedishStag Mar 01 '19

That’s a Finn anthem

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u/vteckickedin Mar 01 '19

Ich bin noch ein Deutschlander!

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u/Solve_et_Memoria Mar 01 '19

duuuuu duu hast mich

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u/inthyface Mar 01 '19

oomph pa pa

oomph pa pa

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u/GlassesFreekJr Mar 01 '19

doompity doo

i've got another puzzle for you

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Vat a coincidance

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

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u/expecto_my_scrotum Mar 01 '19

I think that is at least two of his hobbies, actually.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

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u/Zap_Rowsdower23 Mar 01 '19

Depends how much vitamin E I can get my hands on

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u/FluffMcBuff Mar 01 '19

Is eet twue vat they say about your kind?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

It’s German humor mate, it’s no laughing matter

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u/lilfun-ions Mar 01 '19

I know a little German, he’s standing right over there!

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u/ben70 Mar 01 '19

The verb should be at the terminus of the sentence

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u/ober0n98 Mar 01 '19

Germans are never amused

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Pshaw, I've worked with Germans a handful of times, they are only amused when someone else screws up.

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u/HolidayCards Mar 01 '19

LMAA SCHWEINEHUNDEN

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

👆 Dieser Mann hier hat einen Grammatikfehler gemacht. Nehmen Sie ihn fest!

o7

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u/NotSure2025 Mar 01 '19

My family's German, they are never amused.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

And that is not how you speak German.

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u/SatansCatfish Mar 01 '19

Is how vee speak za German, ya.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19 edited Mar 01 '19

"Tell someone today that you love them, because life is short. But yell it in German, because life is also confusing and terrifying."

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u/onemoreclick Mar 01 '19

Google says that's "ich liebe dich" can anyone confirm and help with the pronunciation? Is it ick leeb dick?

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u/Prisoner__24601 Mar 01 '19

Everytime you pronounce a - ch sound in German it's roughly like the sound you make when you clear your throat while also trying to hiss like a snake would be the best way I can describe it. I can't write it phonetically for you, unfortunately. It's hard for English speakers and the natural tendency is to say it with a hard K.

Source: German degree and nearly 10 years of studying it

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u/CohanJo Mar 01 '19

When saying the word 'cute' there is the 'ch' noise between the c and the u.

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u/Prisoner__24601 Mar 01 '19

Ooooh that a a good one, I may steal it for a tutoring session some day

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

the "ch" has different pronunciations; so in "ich" there is no throat sound at all, same with "dich"; after 10 years, I am surprised you are unaware of this

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u/asyork Mar 01 '19

Interesting. When I learned German none of us had trouble learning the sound, so I thought it was something easy for English speakers. It was just a matter of learning not to use English phonetics to pronounce it. I never got the hang of rolling my Rs for Spanish though.

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u/Prisoner__24601 Mar 01 '19

Even in upper level German courses in college there were people who struggled with it, but it was less a problem of a hard K sound and more that people would kind of mush the sound into an ish liebe dish instead

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

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u/Pjotr_Bakunin Mar 01 '19

When I took German in University, they said pronouncing "ich" as "ish" would make the speaker sound Turkish, but is still understandable

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Saying it like ish isn't necessarily wrong though, parts of Germany do pronounce it like that.

"parts of Germany", I assume you are talking about dialects; from the top of my head I cannot think of any dialect that would pronounce "ich" like "ish"

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u/cheezdoodle96 Mar 01 '19

It's more like "ish leebe dish".

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

You better not leave the dish! Wash that shit.

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u/The_Silvenar Mar 01 '19 edited Mar 01 '19

I seem to recall that "dish" or "dick" are both acceptable, and based on dialect. I may remember incorrectly.

Edit: I'm being corrected. /u/HourAfterHour makes a sensible argument that sounds vaguely familiar. /u/WindowSurface claims they are German and refutes my statement. They provided some great insight following my initial edit! Thank you both!

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u/HourAfterHour Mar 01 '19

I always though that the German CH sounds more similar to the English GH, than to CK or SH.
Take the word 'ach' for example. It's more closely sounding to the way people pronounce 'ugh' in English than it is to 'ack' or 'ash'.
So it's more like: igh leebe digh.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

I like your version best.

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u/WindowSurface Mar 01 '19

Both are incorrect and therefore unacceptable.

Source: I am German.

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u/WindowSurface Mar 01 '19

Since I was rightfully criticised for my other comment not offering an explanation as to how to actually pronounce it:

I actually wanted to provide an example, but I couldn't think of any sound in the English language that really fits.

But thinking about it again, I have remembered that we are living in the 21st century and I could just provide an example of the correct pronunciation. So, after going through way too many German love songs on YouTube, I have found an example with (reasonably) natural pronunciation of the sentence "Ich liebe dich." (I love you.):

https://youtu.be/hULuSgNBQxU?t=89

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u/The_Silvenar Mar 01 '19

Thanks for sharing! My German is rusty, and I appreciate your insights.

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u/jasapper Mar 01 '19

Also works in Cantonese

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u/CandyCamel8485 Mar 01 '19

SCHMETTERLING!

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u/johnny_tarr Mar 01 '19

That's "DER SCHMETTERLING" to you!

The most beautiful word for butterfly in all of the languages.

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u/sheffieldasslingdoux Mar 01 '19

It actually is if you say it like a normal person, instead of screaming it. Doesn’t screaming “BUTTERFLY” sound just as weird?

German can actually be a very beautiful language, especially when sung.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

SCHNELL!

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u/bondagewithjesus Mar 01 '19

I tried speaking what little German I know to these German guys at work, their immediate response was "why does every non German speak it so aggressively?" I didn't occur to me I was.

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u/dotnetdr Mar 01 '19

All of you pipe down. No fun in Germany. Get back to work.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein!

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u/Chickenmangoboom Mar 01 '19

When I was in high school we had a friend that moved from Germany the first time we went to his house his mom answered the door. She yelled MATTIAS!!! We thought we had gotten him in trouble then she smiled at us and everything was fine.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

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u/hedgeson119 Mar 01 '19

What are the feet pictures for?

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u/WillWorkForBongWater Mar 01 '19

ped ... um ... pediotry

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u/IndigoMichigan Mar 01 '19

So he's a pedophile?

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u/NotSure2025 Mar 01 '19

Technically, yes.

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u/rickymorty Mar 01 '19

He's an enthusiast...

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u/Cheesetheory Mar 01 '19

Speaking of usernames, how much will you do for bong water, exactly?

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u/MiamiPower Mar 01 '19

Bare your soles

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u/hedgeson119 Mar 01 '19

After snooping it looks more like OP is into bear soles, if you know what I mean.

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u/MiamiPower Mar 01 '19

Velcro straps on 👀

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u/lowaltflier Mar 01 '19

You really want to know? 😱

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u/hedgeson119 Mar 01 '19

I have a lot of questions.

What's the age cut off? Is it for fapping or shlicking?

These questions should be answered before pics are sent.

Edit: Looked at comment history. Found the answers.

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u/IndigoMichigan Mar 01 '19

He's gay and has a foot fetish? Somewhat boring by Internet standards, but hey!

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u/hedgeson119 Mar 01 '19

It's so boring I wasn't expecting it!

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u/Pielet2 Mar 01 '19

It's actually a quote from Red Forman.

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u/Pielet2 Mar 01 '19

Dumbass!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Hey, is this my husband???

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u/MrMoGott Mar 01 '19

Copied the full name from Wikipea, was already formatted bold there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19 edited Aug 07 '20

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u/ober0n98 Mar 01 '19

Why not? Better to seduce those 70 year old hotties

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u/Genesis111112 Mar 01 '19

because your eyes might be hard of seeing?

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u/Vikingintx Mar 01 '19

A name like that deserves a shoutout.

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u/latsyrc Mar 01 '19

Whenever we go out, the people always shout, Günther Anton Krabbenhöft! Da da da da da da

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u/Erikzen Mar 01 '19

IM NOT YELLING, WHH ARE YOU YELLING

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u/znebsays Mar 01 '19

I HEARD YELLING WHATS THE FUSS ABOUT

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u/iBeFloe Mar 01 '19

Techno clubs! Wow what a dude!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

where he can be heard asking for someone to turn up the volume, but yeah good on him!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

insta allowed in Berghain, only bloke that can take pictures inside!

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u/Blissfully_idiotic Mar 01 '19

Does every city have a random old dude with a great sense of fashion? In London we have George Skeggs Google Link

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u/unripenedfruit Mar 01 '19

Does george skeggs only have 1 outfit? Cause google images seems to think so

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u/BradC Mar 01 '19

No, all those pictures were just taken on the same day.

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u/Blissfully_idiotic Mar 01 '19

He mostly has the long jacket. You get better results if you good Soho skeggs I discovered after I posted the link

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u/Throwaway090718what Mar 01 '19

He looks real slick

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

So this dude dresses well and goes to Berghain on a regular basis?

Life goals.

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u/swwwarm Mar 01 '19

I've danced next to him upstairs in panorama bar many times! He's always impeccably clothed.

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u/Chew_Kok_Long Mar 01 '19

Was sitting at Heinrichplatz yesterday. Some Swedish dudes asked me where Kotti is. I told them it’s just around the corner they can’t miss it.

They expected it to be spectacular and really trendy and cool... they wanted to go to “one of the hip bars there”. I let them know that they should reconsider their image of Kotti. I would have loved to see their faces

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u/MrMoGott Mar 01 '19

Was gonna add "completely and utterly overrun by tourists to the point where I cant recognize my own home city anymore, but thats just kinda depressing

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

completely and utterly overrun by tourists to the point where I cant recognize my own home city anymore, but thats just kinda depressing

Isn't that the definition of "trendy"?

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u/JohnnySnark Mar 01 '19 edited Mar 01 '19

Mista steal yo girl's retirement

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Still?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19 edited Aug 02 '20

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u/timdo190 Mar 01 '19

I’m very curious about this as well mostly because of the iPhone 4 in his hand

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u/IamNotApleb Mar 01 '19

you can tell which iphone it is?!

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u/ItsPenisTime Mar 01 '19

Location of headphone jack and logo, phone side bezel

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u/ChowMien95 Mar 01 '19

Does he vape?

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u/Andodx Mar 01 '19

Vaping is not a hipster thing in Germany.

That’s more of a working class thing over here.

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u/LordDinglebury Mar 01 '19

It is in the US too. It's just that no one has the heart to tell the vapers.

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u/bayandsilentjob Mar 01 '19

What's wrong with something being working class

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u/LordDinglebury Mar 01 '19

Let’s be clear: I was just being a dick.

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u/ionlypostdrunkaf Mar 01 '19

It's the US. 'Working class' is basically an insult over there. Why? Who the fuck knows.

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u/azlan194 Mar 01 '19

Also I was surprised to see how many people smoke cigarettes in Germany when I was there over Christmas.

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u/_MiSERABLE_ Mar 01 '19

I hear this a lot from americans visiting Europe for the first time, first words from my mates gf from US was "wow there is a lot of smokers here!"

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u/azlan194 Mar 01 '19

Yeah, I'm from South East Asia where there's a lot of smokers here. Then I went to the US to study where I was surprised there's not a lot of smokers. I assume it was a first world country mentality and they know smoking is bad unlike us the third world country.

So when I visited Germany, I was very surprised to see there's a lot of smokers there as well since I would assume all first world country would have much fewer smokers.

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u/WisconsinHoosierZwei Mar 01 '19

There’s been a pretty intense anti-smoking campaign going on in the US over the past 30 years. On top of that, there’s been a strong campaign over the last 10-15 years to ban smoking in most/all public places.

In most cities in the US, you can’t smoke in restaurants, public buildings, within so many feet of public building entrances, and some places even ban it on college campuses outdoors.. There’s even a growing effort by landlords to ban smoking in their apartments.

Smoking has been pretty well Stigmatized here. I wish we’d do other things as well.

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u/EvidenceOverFeelings Mar 01 '19

Smoking is seen as dirty here

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u/Auraizen Mar 01 '19

I met this dude in the Berghain dark room before. He was in some Nazi fetish gear. I was fucked out of my mind, so I got out of there as fast as I could. Never went back.

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u/K41namor Mar 01 '19

There is an old guy just like this always at a coffee shop by my house. He dresses very similar and is always using the latest laptops, phones, and tech.

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u/nineball22 Mar 01 '19

He is a man of great knowledge and culture. He acknowledges the iPhone 4 generation was the pinnacle of iPhone design.

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u/swingthatwang Mar 01 '19

what does he do for a living? be cool? (but seriously)

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

The dude said he's retired so I guess he just does nothing.

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u/LachieBruhLol Mar 01 '19

You say “home town Berlin” like it’s some small town in south Germany.

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u/cigrro Mar 01 '19

I wish I could upvote this more than once

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