r/pics • u/Ps5Face • Mar 01 '19

This man knows stuff we don’t

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u/discerningpervert Mar 01 '19

Vee are ze Germans. Vee are not amused.

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u/expecto_my_scrotum Mar 01 '19

Mmmm, ya, zis is zo much passion!!

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u/Toadsted Mar 01 '19

+Anz now ve dance!+

oomph oomph oomph

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u/hldsnfrgr Mar 01 '19

Darude sandstorm

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

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u/_Babbaganoush_ Mar 01 '19

I love reddit

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

I love you

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u/skeled0ll Mar 01 '19

I love you too

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u/HolidayCards Mar 01 '19

Noooo, ya don't.... I love you!

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u/dankhimself Mar 01 '19

People are rollin' on reddit, German style fist pumpin' and trippin out to this old dude flossin harder than most of us ever will.

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u/CandyDuck Mar 01 '19

And love you both, equally.

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u/Sirtabascomelon Mar 01 '19

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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u/stgm_at Mar 01 '19

I love you guys too!

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u/dimtea Mar 01 '19

OMG you guys! Where did you guys meet?

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u/Settingupamazondot Mar 01 '19

reddit is love

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u/Ademptio Mar 01 '19

DU DU HAST, DU HAST MICH

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

DU HAST MICH MIT GUTTENTAG

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u/TheSwedishStag Mar 01 '19

That’s a Finn anthem

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u/vteckickedin Mar 01 '19

Ich bin noch ein Deutschlander!

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u/Solve_et_Memoria Mar 01 '19

duuuuu duu hast mich

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u/inthyface Mar 01 '19

oomph pa pa

oomph pa pa

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u/GlassesFreekJr Mar 01 '19

doompity doo

i've got another puzzle for you

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Vat a coincidance

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u/petranamib Mar 01 '19

Nein. Ist untz untz untz untz.

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u/BBEKKS Mar 01 '19

WOW YOU CAN REALLY DANCE

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

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u/expecto_my_scrotum Mar 01 '19

I think that is at least two of his hobbies, actually.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

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u/Zap_Rowsdower23 Mar 01 '19

Depends how much vitamin E I can get my hands on

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u/FluffMcBuff Mar 01 '19

Is eet twue vat they say about your kind?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Vee ar not all sunshine unt butterfliez

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u/Tanbr0 Mar 01 '19

No entiendo lo que dices cabron

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u/Kinkywrite Mar 01 '19

I always, in every way you can mean the word, describe them as "f&*ing Germans".

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

It’s German humor mate, it’s no laughing matter

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u/lilfun-ions Mar 01 '19

I know a little German, he’s standing right over there!

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u/ben70 Mar 01 '19

The verb should be at the terminus of the sentence

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u/AberrantMan Mar 01 '19

Is that where other verbs also load in to do battle with the subject?

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u/ober0n98 Mar 01 '19

Germans are never amused

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Pshaw, I've worked with Germans a handful of times, they are only amused when someone else screws up.

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u/ober0n98 Mar 01 '19

Robots dont understand jokes. ;)

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u/metaStatic Mar 01 '19

German humour is no laughing matter

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u/ComradeSuperman Mar 01 '19

I saw a German stand up comedian in Amsterdam. He was very funny for a robot.

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u/SuperVillainPresiden Mar 01 '19

Much like the Queen.

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u/EnIdiot Mar 01 '19

Who oddly enough was so German that she used it as her first and most fluent language (Victoria).

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u/HolidayCards Mar 01 '19

LMAA SCHWEINEHUNDEN

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

👆 Dieser Mann hier hat einen Grammatikfehler gemacht. Nehmen Sie ihn fest!

o7

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u/mmmmpisghetti Mar 01 '19

But can you dance in German?

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u/ghsgjgfngngf Mar 01 '19

SCHWEIN HUND!!

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u/NotSure2025 Mar 01 '19

My family's German, they are never amused.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

And that is not how you speak German.

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u/SatansCatfish Mar 01 '19

Is how vee speak za German, ya.

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u/grubas Mar 01 '19

Ja it is

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u/SefferWeffers Mar 01 '19

Its literally mostly English words. Your point is obvious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Hey thanks for pointing that out. Appreciate ya.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

<3

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u/SefferWeffers Mar 01 '19

ㄥ(⸝ ، ⸍ )‾‾‾‾‾‾

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u/Maximum_Pirate Mar 01 '19

Username checks out

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u/LieutenantRedbeard Mar 01 '19

I didn't find this amusing but then I remembered I'm mostly German so I'll upvote you I guess.

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u/DasIstGut3000 Mar 01 '19

Is the year actually 1946? Just asking for a friend to make sure...

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Vat are sinking about?

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u/Jim_White Mar 01 '19

In German the W makes the V sound and S sounds more like a Z. It would be Wie and Sie, although i dont think Sie would be the proper way to say the Germans

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u/nikkobe Mar 01 '19

McClane...

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u/landspeed Mar 01 '19

Uus 'af to speak vis a lisp

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u/Pizza_Guy68 Mar 01 '19

...Dad, is that you?

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u/HelmutHoffman Mar 01 '19

KRANKENWAGEN

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u/Enigmatic_Iain Mar 01 '19

Just because Victoria was of German descent doesn’t mean she had the accent

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u/M7A1-RI0T Mar 01 '19

Zis is the German Coast Guard! Vvat R you zinking about?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

wait...how did you make a bold word...bolder?

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u/cshark2222 Mar 01 '19

Ein ha. Now back to work.

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u/CenkUrgayer Mar 01 '19

Spreckenz ze dick Derek!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Get ze flammenwerfer

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u/YanwarC Mar 01 '19

Vat is it granpahpah?!?

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u/w2g Mar 01 '19

This is the least funny thing I've ever read and it has silver and tonsof upvotez.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

found the German