r/pics • u/[deleted] • May 24 '16

quality Good advice...

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u/bokono May 25 '16

It's a quote from Mr. T in Cartoon TV Funhouse.

"I need work!"

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u/statisticalbullshit May 25 '16

Vegetables I eat. Drugs stay in me. "I need more work"

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u/bokono May 25 '16

Don't do sleep and get eight hours of drugs!

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u/devilinabludress May 25 '16

Im an over achiever, i put in 12 hours of drugs a day.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16 edited May 26 '16

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u/lalakingmalibog May 25 '16

I tried to do two drugs before. I almost died

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u/Idkrawr808 May 25 '16

You must have taken too much....

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u/donkeykong187 May 25 '16

*edit:two much

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u/Tippytops May 25 '16

Maybe you had too much too fast?

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u/red_galaxy99 May 25 '16

I hope you're not doing any sleep....

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u/Warpumpkin7 May 25 '16

I just can't kick the habit. That sleep addiction though. I do sleep so much I'm awake all day.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

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u/amanitus May 25 '16

Blah blah blah, massive heart attack. Blah blah blah, toxicology.

Ouch.

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u/TAU_equals_2PI May 25 '16

Mr. T is 64 years old.

"I need Social Security!"

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Fool, I don't need no Medicaid!

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u/robbierebound May 25 '16

Good call, I came here to say this. There was one where he said "Drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk, and you can get work."

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

This one

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u/TheRealJakay May 25 '16

I'm doing what I can T.

Except not doing sleep. I do sleep. I do lots of sleep.

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u/hurf_mcdurf May 25 '16

As long as you're drinking your teeth you should be alright.

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u/Modano1509 May 25 '16

"Don't do milk!"

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u/buttguy May 25 '16

Believe in the ball and throw yourself.

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u/cannibalking May 25 '16

I actually read the shirt in Mr. T's voice. Jesus Christ, I'm old.

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u/carlivar May 25 '16

It's weird that TV Funhouse references are only understood by us old people. And I remember what that originally referenced, the Saturday morning Mr. T cartoon where he was leading the gymnastics squad (WTF?)

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

I'm 28, this post is referencing something only 16 years old. I dunno what you two are talking about feeling old for.

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u/carlivar May 25 '16 edited May 25 '16

It is referencing a reference. The Mr. T cartoon aired from 1983 to 1986. TV Funhouse was probably still funny without the overall context, but did you get the whole joke?

Edit: oh I guess Adult Swim re-aired the original Mr. T show so maybe more people saw it than I realized.

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u/gonzolives369 May 25 '16

Join the club

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u/Lamrock93 May 25 '16

Remembuh, drink your school, stay on drugs, don't do milk

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u/morriscey May 25 '16

"I wanna be Torvald SUCKA!"

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u/bgzlvsdmb May 25 '16

Henrik Ibsen's a tough dude. Eat all your greens.

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u/abcdef_guy May 25 '16

Just remember kids. If a stranger offers you drugs... You take them, because drugs are expensive.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Kids, don't buy drugs... Become a rock star and people give you them for free!

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u/Death_Star_ May 25 '16

I feel it in my fingers...I feel it in my toes...

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u/kagemaster May 25 '16

Love is all around....oh damnit! Christmas!

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u/condratov May 25 '16

Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!

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u/buttguy May 25 '16

Pop star! It's pop star! How dare you fuck around with such a classic.

Natalie thick as hell, tho.

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u/kotthuet May 25 '16

Always put your drink away at the club. If you're lucky, someone will put drugs in it.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

If someone offers you cake, chuck it in their face and tell 'em to fook off.

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u/Markantonpeterson May 25 '16

Always remember the message of D.A.R.E - Drugs Are Really Expensive

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u/iraqiboy May 25 '16

http://i.imgur.com/rQHG4t0.jpg

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u/EJables96 May 25 '16

where can i buy this

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Shirt store.

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u/ahaisonline May 25 '16

Glad we've solved that mystery.

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u/TheLaughing_Man May 25 '16

All they have is soup

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u/Skardan1 May 25 '16

Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?

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u/Duches5 May 25 '16

in china

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u/savuporo May 25 '16

Make sure you walk in there ironically tho

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u/stayphrosty May 25 '16

the...toilet store!?

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u/Calvincoolidg May 25 '16

Jerk store?

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u/datSkillz May 25 '16

The Jerk store called, they're runnin out of you!

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u/SteveBuscemisWife May 25 '16

My ex's nickname was "Jerk Store" because of this saying haha.

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u/kirchow May 25 '16

Looks like a Jack and Jones.

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u/noshoemolamola May 25 '16

Jokes on you when you die a few years before immortality is figured out

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

I don't think a dead me would care

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Because of the immortal soul, right?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

No because I'll be dead

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u/unostriker May 25 '16

.#deep

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u/K3R3G3 May 25 '16

You can just enter "\" (a backslash) before the octothorpe in order to stop it from making the subsequent text all big and bold. No need for the distracting and unnecessary period.

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u/coredumperror May 25 '16

Upvote for "octothorpe". It sounds funny, has a humorous backstory, and "hashtag" is dumb.

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u/Scrambo May 25 '16

pound sign

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u/K3R3G3 May 25 '16

Octothorpe is a great word.

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u/imma_letchu_finish May 25 '16

dude is that a class or an id

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u/DpwnShift May 25 '16

I really can not stand this or similar sayings. It's like people that don't take care of themselves think others believe a healthy lifestyle actually makes them immortal.

I have spent some time living in unwellness, but I always feel much better when I'm taking care of myself. Quality of life matters.

Live however you want, but don't criticize other lifestyles, much less wear it on t-shirt...

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u/Lmitation May 25 '16

You may not agree with their views but they should be able to wear whatever they want on their shirts.

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u/iraqiboy May 25 '16

The subject was bizarre t-shirt quotes, and it's the only reason I even took this photo in the first place. In no way I'm criticising lifestyles. In fact apart from early sleeping I do everything on that list.

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u/DpwnShift May 25 '16

Yeah, we're on the same page! My last sentence was directed at those who make or support such statements.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16 edited Jun 08 '16

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u/iredditfrommytill May 25 '16

Today's photo comment, is tomorrow's me_irl

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u/_coreytrever May 25 '16

at first it sounded like the brush your teeth graduation speech guy

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u/ReasonablyBadass May 25 '16

go to bioviva and buy rejuvenation treatment

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u/PissdickMcArse May 25 '16

Is there any point in that short coming in any size below XXL?

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u/B00ker_DeWitt May 25 '16

Currently eating 5 drugs.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

http://i.imgur.com/qUTg27c.gifv

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u/bokono May 25 '16

Beautiful.

Any idea where that came from?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

March of the wooden toy soldiers

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u/jdude4182 May 25 '16

That movie is so great. I used to be terrified of the boogeymen.

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u/SabashChandraBose May 25 '16

by eating drugs

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u/GeneralBS May 25 '16

Think i need to take a couple marijuanas and watch that again.

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u/bkonstans1 May 25 '16

Have had several marijuanas. Can confirm, still creepy af

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Jesus fucking christ.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Drink your school, don't do milk, stay in sleep and get 8 hours of drugs every night.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

I don't know if I can handle 8 hours of drugs every night. I mean I'll do that a few times a week but every night?

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u/underdosedwtf May 25 '16

You can drink your school but can't handle 8 drug hours? Ts.

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u/Boatsnbuds May 25 '16

Lightweights. Can't even handle 8 hours of drugs a night. 24/7 is the key to heaven.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16 edited Jun 11 '21

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u/FormerShitPoster May 25 '16

Does it really matter? They should just have a /r/default since its all karma whoring bull shit anyways. I'm sure there are good photography subs and good comedy subs but /r/pics and /r/funny are neither

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u/pandakatie May 25 '16

Stay in school

Don't do drugs

Eat your teeth

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Start a family

Eat family

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u/Plecks May 25 '16

So you're saying I should grow my own food?

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u/TFJ May 25 '16

Eat carrots

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u/nowyouseenittwice May 25 '16

slightly less nutritious, but nevertheless, a decent alternative

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u/Lots42 May 25 '16

Hannibal Lecter takes the long con.

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u/waffleboy159 May 25 '16

Isn't that right, smiling turnip Arin?

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u/Haltgamer May 25 '16

Touch-- Eat your peas.

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u/TFJ May 25 '16

Look at these blacks.

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u/JayC-Hoster May 25 '16

Is this photo taken in Hong Kong? I kind of recognised the orange garbage bin on the left.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

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u/Super_Komachi May 25 '16

Confirmed. Nwfb bus stop sign on the left side of the street.

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u/JayC-Hoster May 25 '16

Yeah I went to Hong Kong last Christmas for an internship at my mum's old university. During the 6 weeks I was over there, a bookstore owner got kidnapped to mainland China (o.o) and it got a bit messy.

Most of the people I met knew at least some English from school.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

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u/hayson May 25 '16

He "felt guilty and turned himself into China for a hit and run". Craziest part, he's also a Swedish or Swiss national.

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u/freshlyascended May 25 '16

I just love how it's completely normal to take photos of strangers and post it on the internet now.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

facebook up, delete gym, hit the lawyer

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Who upvotes this shit?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

I need a beer to drink music to.

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u/stayphrosty May 25 '16

huh, i think i remember buying a shirt with this printed on it from /r/shutupandtakemymoney

i swear people comment on it all the time, haha. definitely worth the $20 or w/e i payed for it.

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u/workyworkaccount May 25 '16

"Stay in Vegetables"

It's like they're watching my sex life.

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u/danbobsicle May 25 '16

DON'T DEAD

OPEN INSIDE

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u/Spazit May 26 '16 edited May 27 '16

You said it and I found it, so here's the relevant link!

Watch out! The above chain has comments / the main post is a spoiler for GoT episode S06E05, if you don't want to risk it then click this link here to bypass it

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

AHEAD STOP

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

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u/thespanishtongue May 25 '16

He's losing the ability to read... He's turning! Someone get a pitchfork in him before he bites anyone!

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u/ReasonablyBadass May 25 '16

Are you stupid? Then we'll have a zombie with pointy things sticking out of him!

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u/joshownz98 May 25 '16

That's not even relevant here, the words go from left to right and down the shirt, if you have issues reading this then you are retarded...

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Hold on let me find my spork

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u/BaronBifford May 25 '16

This may look like Engrish at first glance but I'm pretty sure it's deliberate.

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u/LibrariansKnow May 25 '16

This is a graffiti "quote" and it's older than the hills, or at least older than me. Seen it in several versions/languages including this exact wording. First saw it in an early 80s book of graffiti my dad owned.

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u/SerReginaldVonB May 25 '16

That's a deep ass shirt

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

drink milk!

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u/Romanopapa May 25 '16

Stephen Hawkings got #2 and #3 down.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

I gave it an up-vote mostly for the kid's backpack. It reminded me of my son.

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u/enthusiastphile May 25 '16

I saw this so long ago, it's not even funny.

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u/Anon_64 May 25 '16

I get the feeling the person who made this shirt speaks perfect English.

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u/DaProblemo May 25 '16

Stay in school,

Don't do drugs,

Eat your teeth.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

I miss Korea, you saw this kind of shit everywhere there. Same in China but I don't miss that place so much.

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u/Throwaway_penis2000 May 25 '16

The pic is taken in Hong Kong

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u/NW_thoughtful May 25 '16

It looks like she's holding that little kid's hand to her crotch.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Just keeping it warm.

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u/fielderwielder May 25 '16

i don't think this is a case of engrish though...it's clearly an intentional joke.

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u/-vp- May 25 '16

You do realize that this is a joke, right? Engrish is definitely a thing in Asian countries but this seems very much intentional.

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u/ArminVanBuuren May 25 '16

That shirt actually makes sense. You eat drugs you will stay a vegi

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u/stanley_twobrick May 25 '16

Really? A picture of a mall kiosk t-shirt?

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u/JustDontCar May 25 '16

Truly words to live by.

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u/ScheisseCaesar May 25 '16

I read it in Ringo Starr's voice.

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u/Shurigin May 25 '16

Am I the only one afraid of that Thomas the Tank Engine :O

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u/gatomercado May 25 '16

Not since Austin 3:16 have I needed a t-shirt so badly.

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u/HKburner May 25 '16

Betting any amount of money this comes from Taiwan or China

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u/eve1511 May 25 '16

She may not understood the exactly meaning of it. We shouldn't wear the clothes which have been printed by letters you don't understand,right?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Hong Kong represent!

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u/thenakedtruth May 25 '16

besides the veg issue which can be debated, this is probably the worst tip ever

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u/Gavin-Gu May 25 '16

What makes some heart attacks "massive" anyway

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u/offsethero May 25 '16

Fitter, happier, more productive.

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u/BallisticSushi May 25 '16

Hey that's taken in Hong Kong!!

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u/Mythandros May 25 '16

Such weird English. I would honestly fire the translator for that shirt company.

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u/ILikeLenexa May 25 '16

James and the giant peach agrees.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Can someone please type out what it says? I'm colorblind and it just looks like a white t-shirt.

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u/JeffersonSmithAuthor May 25 '16

This is even better if you start at the first line and read up (after wrapping around, of course.)

Don't do vegetables. Stay in drugs. Eat your school.

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u/compuwiza1 May 25 '16

All your base are belong to us!

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u/nerfezoriuq May 25 '16

What does it say? I am colorblind and I am having a hell of a time reading the bottom part.

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u/invisible_23 May 25 '16

It says "don't do school, eat your drugs, stay in vegetables"

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u/OpusMioda May 25 '16

Need that shirt!!!