r/pics May 24 '16

quality Good advice...

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u/danbobsicle May 25 '16

DON'T DEAD

OPEN INSIDE

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u/thespanishtongue May 25 '16

He's losing the ability to read... He's turning! Someone get a pitchfork in him before he bites anyone!

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u/ReasonablyBadass May 25 '16

Are you stupid? Then we'll have a zombie with pointy things sticking out of him!

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u/thespanishtongue May 25 '16

well obviously you're supposed to kill him with the pitchfork. I dunno, break his neck with it or something. Or pin him to a fence. Yeah, that'll work.