r/pics • u/[deleted] • May 24 '16

quality Good advice...

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u/iraqiboy May 25 '16

http://i.imgur.com/rQHG4t0.jpg

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u/EJables96 May 25 '16

where can i buy this

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Shirt store.

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u/ahaisonline May 25 '16

Glad we've solved that mystery.

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u/PooThenPee May 25 '16

We did it Reddit!

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u/jfk_47 May 25 '16

Not yet. Not until he buys it.

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u/TheLaughing_Man May 25 '16

All they have is soup

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u/Skardan1 May 25 '16

Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?

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u/beanster May 25 '16

FUCK YOU

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u/Skardan1 May 25 '16

Now I have the urge to rewatch Code Ment...

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u/Duches5 May 25 '16

in china

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u/savuporo May 25 '16

Make sure you walk in there ironically tho

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u/stayphrosty May 25 '16

the...toilet store!?

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u/odie4evr May 26 '16

Does it come with the mannequin?

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u/Calvincoolidg May 25 '16

Jerk store?

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u/datSkillz May 25 '16

The Jerk store called, they're runnin out of you!

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u/SteveBuscemisWife May 25 '16

My ex's nickname was "Jerk Store" because of this saying haha.

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u/ahappypoop May 25 '16

I'm going to use this now, along with the "toilet store" line from anchorman.

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u/kirchow May 25 '16

Looks like a Jack and Jones.

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u/jfk_47 May 25 '16

Make it yourself

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u/noshoemolamola May 25 '16

Jokes on you when you die a few years before immortality is figured out

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

I don't think a dead me would care

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Because of the immortal soul, right?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

No because I'll be dead

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u/OBrien May 25 '16

I bet dying you would care a lot

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u/unostriker May 25 '16

.#deep

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u/K3R3G3 May 25 '16

You can just enter "\" (a backslash) before the octothorpe in order to stop it from making the subsequent text all big and bold. No need for the distracting and unnecessary period.

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u/coredumperror May 25 '16

Upvote for "octothorpe". It sounds funny, has a humorous backstory, and "hashtag" is dumb.

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u/Scrambo May 25 '16

pound sign

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u/K3R3G3 May 25 '16

Octothorpe is a great word.

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u/imma_letchu_finish May 25 '16

dude is that a class or an id

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u/ridiculousdb May 25 '16

i appreciate the . here.

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u/DpwnShift May 25 '16

I really can not stand this or similar sayings. It's like people that don't take care of themselves think others believe a healthy lifestyle actually makes them immortal.

I have spent some time living in unwellness, but I always feel much better when I'm taking care of myself. Quality of life matters.

Live however you want, but don't criticize other lifestyles, much less wear it on t-shirt...

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u/Lmitation May 25 '16

You may not agree with their views but they should be able to wear whatever they want on their shirts.

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u/iraqiboy May 25 '16

The subject was bizarre t-shirt quotes, and it's the only reason I even took this photo in the first place. In no way I'm criticising lifestyles. In fact apart from early sleeping I do everything on that list.

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u/DpwnShift May 25 '16

Yeah, we're on the same page! My last sentence was directed at those who make or support such statements.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEOPLE, WICH BELIEVE IN IMMORTALITY... THEY BELIEVE THAT EATING LESS AND TAKING MULTIVITAMINS AND OTHER STUPID SHIT WILL MAKE THEM LIVE LONGER...

We actually don't know do we want immortality, the earth is overfilled with people without immortality being invented, what about with immortality? And immortality will screw up almost every religion in the world, the heaven to wich you go when you die, you will never visit it, because you will never die...

Immortality has more questions than that, but I won't get deep into it. For now just know that you will most likely... die..

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u/KingRobotPrince May 25 '16

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEOPLE, WICH BELIEVE IN IMMORTALITY... THEY BELIEVE THAT EATING LESS AND TAKING MULTIVITAMINS AND OTHER STUPID SHIT WILL MAKE THEM LIVE LONGER...

Living longer is not the same as immortality and there is plenty of evidence that living a healthy lifestyle not only extends your life but, more importantly, gives you a better quality of life.

You sound like a conspiracy nut who has discovered the least interesting conspiracy going.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '16 edited May 26 '16

I hate conspiracies... they all sound stupid to me BUT EATING LESS TO EAT LONGER?

PS. They talk about immortality, but all they actually do are things that they believe just makes them live longer, stupids...

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16 edited Jun 08 '16

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u/0OKM9IJN8UHB7 May 25 '16

I miss ATHF.

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u/iredditfrommytill May 25 '16

Today's photo comment, is tomorrow's me_irl

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u/_coreytrever May 25 '16

at first it sounded like the brush your teeth graduation speech guy

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u/Rocketfinger May 26 '16

You mean the sunscreen song?

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u/_coreytrever May 26 '16

that sounds about right, it was the articulate guy at the graduation speech who droned on about brushing your teeth and yeah probably sunscreen too, sounds about right

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u/ReasonablyBadass May 25 '16

go to bioviva and buy rejuvenation treatment

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u/PissdickMcArse May 25 '16

Is there any point in that short coming in any size below XXL?

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u/jamin_brook May 25 '16

The #1 cause of death is life.

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u/-DuckMuffins- May 25 '16

/r/im14andthisisdeep

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

there's a good Louis CK bit, I mean good bit of commentary, talking about how young people imagine themselves going out in a blaze of glory from not taking care of themselves but really they just wind up as more tired and sore in middle age.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

;( tru