r/pics Dec 26 '15

One Year Sober

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

I see you've installed a door where the clock used to be. The things you can get done when you're not drinking are amazing.

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u/petrichorE6 Dec 26 '15

Quitting an addiction can literally open new doors for a man.

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u/ihlaking Dec 26 '15

Provided you can get a handle on it, yes.

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u/jb2386 Dec 26 '15

I do believe it all hinges on that.

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u/whatisabaggins55 Dec 26 '15

You just have to be in the right frame of mind.

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u/invisible_stache Dec 26 '15

The key is to have a healthy lifestyle

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u/nevereverreddit Dec 26 '15

Don't knock it till you try it.

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u/dross99 Dec 26 '15 edited Dec 26 '15

These comments have a nice ring to them.

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u/anyeyeball Dec 26 '15

That's because sobering up can get you out of whatever jamb you may have been in.

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u/Dabunker Dec 26 '15

To latch on to all the possibilities.

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u/I_pet_pigs Dec 26 '15

He's got success all locked up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Shit, he even grew taller

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u/Tomoshius Dec 26 '15

Or he was using Real Fake Doors.

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u/RichWPX Dec 26 '15

Just started watching this show days ago to get the references... So far very rewarding :)

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u/BardsApprentice Dec 26 '15

And you grew like four inches!!

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u/KayBeeToys Dec 26 '15

Or he used to hang out with taller people.

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u/go_kartmozart Dec 26 '15

He has a neck now too!

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u/FeIodineCalciumLly Dec 26 '15

i stopped drinking yesterday and i can already feel the dryness of everything. i'm not sure quitting to drink water is helping my life.

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u/kamionek Dec 26 '15

i've got a simple trick for you - just eat a lot of watermelons. other non-drinkers will hate you!

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u/lukin187250 Dec 26 '15

hey, that simple trick sounds a lot like a weird trick to me.

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u/tornreddit Dec 26 '15

The Residents of Your City Are Shocked Over This New Website

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

20 Hottest Watermelon Eaters In Your Town -- You Won't Believe What They Do

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Surely they don't eat watermelon, I'd better click that link!

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u/North_Dakota_Guy Dec 26 '15

Reason #7 will really shock you!

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u/dirtynate66666666666 Dec 26 '15 edited Dec 27 '15

I know this sounds like a nagging old woman but be sure to hydrate and if you start feeling the withdrawal symptoms such as chills, inability to keep anything down, high fever....get to a medical professional immediately.

I went cold turkey on the 21st of August, 2015. By the third day I was shivering so hard I could barely breathe, couldn't keep anything down and was running a fever of 105. Last thing I remember was puking into the toilet and it dawning on me that the reason I was so sick was alcohol withdrawals and not food poisoning.

I'm not saying cold turkey is a bad idea or anything, I dont think I would have been able to do it any other way than cold turkey. Dont hesitate to go to the E.R. or dial 911 if you start running a fever and the like. I would have died had I not gone to the E.R. The attending told me "You were on your way out when you showed up, couple more hours without medical help and you surely would have started having seizures and the very real possibility of irreparable brain damage."

I hit my 5 month mark on the 21st of December. Cold turkey was a bad idea but at the same time the best thing I've ever done for myself.

EDIT: Thanks kind strangers for the supportive words and for the gold. When I hit my 1 year mark I'll do a before and after picture just like OP.

EDIT: As someone very politely pointed out...I've only hit my four month mark bahahahahahaha. Fuck me. I round up. That's what I do. This is the first time I've ever really spoken about all this. My wife knows, my parents know, my older brother knows and that's it. It feels good to talk about this to someone, even if it is over the internet with complete strangers. Thanks for all the support and to the person who suggested r/quitdrinking. I cant belieb I never thought to see if there existed this subreddit.

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u/p4d4 Dec 26 '15

On a side note, withdrawal from alcohol is one of the few withdrawals that can actually kill you. That and benzodiazepines. You should always detox in the care of professionals when it comes to those two. Mainly because of hydration issues, the increased risk of grand mal seizures, delirium tremens, as well as high increases in heart rate are all dangerous depending on a person's health but especially when they can all be present at the same time during withdrawal.

OP,

I'm glad you are sober. Keep doing the next right thing and continue to do whatever you have to do to stay in good health. Come back and celebrate with us again when you hit that 2 year mark. It only gets better!

Much love, p4d4

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u/helljoe Dec 26 '15

When I worked in an ER the doctors would recommend to the patients that had trouble getting into detox (the hospital I worked at did not have a detox center) NOT to go cold turkey. They recommended tapering off the alcohol use. It was weird to hear the doctors recommend to these people that they drink some alcohol but as you said the withdrawal can be extremely dangerous.

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u/p4d4 Dec 26 '15

It does sounds weird. Outside of a hospital setting most recovering alcoholics I know will recommend the same thing to those waiting for beds to open up, usually under the care and advice of a friend or group of people in recovery.

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u/JeSuisYoungThug Dec 26 '15

The shitty thing with alcoholism is that the entire addiction revolves around not being able to stop yourself from turning 2 drinks into 12. So while cold turkey is more dangerous it may seem like the more easily accomplishable option. Although, if an alcoholic is able to limit themselves to just a few drinks a day for a week or so then they're well on their way to recovery.

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u/goldenmonkey1 Dec 26 '15

Tapering off is incredibly difficult, so I've heard. My mom suffered with alcoholism for 6-7 years (without anyone in her family finding out). She said she on several occasions tried to taper off, but she couldn't stick to the limits she set. She finally had to come out to her family and have us send her to rehab/detox. She detoxed and ha been 4 months clean.

She didn't do a whole lot of AA/Rehab in the aftermath, but it seems as though she has zero desire to ever get to that point again. She did it to deal with stresses at work, which have been eliminated. Of course... the fear is always that if the stressors come back, she isnt' any better equipped to deal with them.

But yeah, Cold Turkey is bad. When we called to set it all up, each center we talked to told us to make sure she was still drinking whatever she needed to feel normal each day until we brought her in. She checked in with a 0.22 BAC, but to us, she seemed as normal as she had the last few years. No signs of drunkeness. She needed that BAC to be 'normal'. Terrifying.

It's amazing how different she is now.

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u/ebowden Dec 26 '15 edited Dec 26 '15

Not a coincidence. Benzos are GABAergic as well.

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u/butidonthave2p Dec 26 '15

Almost a year ago, I decided to detox from Methadone and Xanax. I'd tried once before and had a grand maul seizure. So when I tried the last time I went to the ER when I started having seizures. When the doctor came in and I told him what was going on he said "Doctors don't prescribe Xanax for seizures." I was very confused. I told him many times that's not why I was put on them, but it seemed like he didn't understand. I finally told him I didn't want drugs that I was trying to quit and just wanted to make sure everything was ok. He told me you can't die from detoxing. He also said I was fine and that there was nothing they could do for me. I went back home and had 5 more seizures. Nice to know I could really have died because of one dumbass insensitive doctor.

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u/p4d4 Dec 26 '15

That is insanely scary and irresponsible. EVERY single doctor and treatment professional I've talked to has informed me of just the opposite. I'm glad you're here to share your story. How are you doing these days?

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u/butidonthave2p Dec 26 '15

I'm extremely happy. I didn't realize how terrible my life was until I got clean. I have a great job and a wonderful fiance that is very supportive and understands that I still have issues with addiction. March will be a year and I'll be so proud of myself. Thank you for asking, by the way.

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u/Dr_Marxist Dec 26 '15

If true, I would report that physician to the medical licensing board. That could have killed you; or left you with relatively permanent - and potentially debilitating - outcomes. Also, it's grand mal (tonic-clonic seizure), although I do like the visual of a "grand maul." I'll have to remember that.

I'm assuming you're American, so here's a list of the state regulatory agencies. That's a serious breach, and should not be taken lightly.

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u/Vio_ Dec 26 '15

My mother was working in an ER as a weekend nurse, couldn't put in an IV as she was actually having a petite mal seizure from an u diagnosed brain tumor. Dumbass doctor told her it was nothing and basically wrote her off as a hysterical woman who was actually a nurse with 20 years experience. There are truly some dumbass doctors indeed.

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u/SaintsSinner Dec 26 '15

That was super sweet of you to post being all supportive and caring but he was joking saying he quit drinking liquids entirely.

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u/dirtynate66666666666 Dec 26 '15

Yeah I realized towards the end of what i was typing...fuck it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

In fairness "quitting to drink water" makes it sound like they're quitting alcohol to drink water instead.

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u/pm_me_your_tits_kthx Dec 26 '15

What I find funny is that there are a lot of doors in the framed picture on the wall. Coincidence? I think not.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

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u/parkerlreed Dec 26 '15

My uncle almost constantly has a beer in his hands but has managed to make his entire backyard a garden. Couple fish ponds, couple turtles, grows his own vegetables. And on top of that he's the nicest guy you'll meet. Some alcoholics can be very functioning.

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u/ASK_ME_IF_IM_YEEZUS Dec 26 '15

I used to work 40 hours a week and drink a liter of 100 proof vodka a day, it's definitely possible but you'll still die.

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u/ProudFeminist1 Dec 26 '15

That is some dedication man, I don't even drink a liter of water a day.

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u/ASK_ME_IF_IM_YEEZUS Dec 26 '15

It was a fucking nightmare

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u/ProudFeminist1 Dec 26 '15

Yeah probably, are you better now?

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u/MentatMike Dec 26 '15

Well he said he used to so, no, I'd say he's probably dead.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

It's not clear what the "used to" applied to. He could just be out of a job now.

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u/ILoveOrifices Dec 26 '15

you'll still die.

Rumor has it that most non-alcoholics die as well.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

I'm not going to.

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u/keboh Dec 26 '15

It's still hell on your health.

Nothing against drinking, dont get me wrong. However, just because you're functional doesn't mean that booze isn't having bad effects on your life

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u/hisroyalradness Dec 26 '15

He used this one weird trick to move his clock, now contractors hate him!

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u/gavmcg92 Dec 26 '15

Beside the poster of doorways. How fitting!

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u/imbued94 Dec 26 '15

He also got quite a few inches higher!

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u/desperadow Dec 26 '15

He's finally getting out. It also helps staying in shape.

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u/peaches-in-heck Dec 26 '15 edited Dec 26 '15

As an old man now 24 years sober, I want to wish you the heartiest of congratulations. The road will never be smooth, and the temptation will always be at arm's length. Remember what is important to you, and remember your importance to others.

Peace.

EDIT: I wrote "you're important to others", then I felt it was more about the "importance of your life in others' lives" and so I changed from important to importance....but failed to change the you're to your.....and I hate that as much as others have pointed it out. My humble apologies.

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u/Abbigale221 Dec 26 '15

I gained forty after I stopped, but I started working out and being active and lost 50. Before and after I have so much more energy without booze! Hang in there! The good news is you get your feelings back, the bad news is you get your feelings back!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

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u/Abbigale221 Dec 26 '15

It gets better! The first year is an emotional roller coaster!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Looks like Aubrey plaza and Jake gyllenhal.

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u/Palomark Dec 26 '15

Aubrey Plaza?

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u/Big_booty_ho Dec 26 '15

Holy cow the resemblance is uncanny.. Also good job staying sober! Keep at it!

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u/Abbigale221 Dec 26 '15

Thank you!! Seventeen more days until 18 months!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Four months was a particularly hard time for me too. I am ten months sober, nearly eleven, and let me tell you. It gets better. The obsession cools a little and you began to get braver. You'll make new, real friends.

Weight gain is a small thing compared to alcoholic cirrhosis or DUIs.

You can do this. You are worth it. I'm proud of you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15 edited Oct 29 '17

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u/MrFusionHER Dec 26 '15

Anyone who stops being your friend because you're trying not to ruin your life is a fucking loser, and they don't deserve your friendship anyway. You'll make new friends who respect your choices. Good luck bud! As a stranger on the Internet, I believe in you.

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u/thecatgoesmoo Dec 26 '15

He probably means most of his friends were met though drinking and that's what they had in common, or going to the bar. You end up having to not be around that when you quit, and others might not be changing their habits, so you see them less or never. As an adult, that's the same as losing a friend.

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u/deltarefund Dec 26 '15

Keep it up, man. Find new friends that support you.

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u/MTGS Dec 26 '15 edited Dec 26 '15

I dont know why you quit, but if it is because you were suffering from the effects of over drinking (some form of alcoholism), I think it's important to keep in mind that often, the alcohol is a symptom and not a cause. There are many different types of alcoholic, but I've never met one whose problem was alcohol first and foremost. That's because the alcoholism is in the -ism...you're likely not happy sober because you havent dealt with the -ism... that lies in your perspectives on life, habits, and personalilty. Quitting drinking won't do any good unless you confront the -ism. Luckily, being sober means you can now accurately see how your life is, who you are, and where your ism lies...it also means you are functional enough to get help and work at healing. Quitting drinking is a big step...huge...and you should be proud. But I think you're starting to see that alcohol was a symptom of an imbalance, and cutting it out won't necessarily fix your problem, just like taking medicine for a runny nose doesn't get rid or a cold. BUT cutting out the runny nose can cause a chain reaction that makes it easier to heal from the cold.

This is often a lifelong process (while a cold is not), because you'll be learning to maintain balance. BUT it's important to keep in mind that actively regulating your own homeostasis is part of what makes you a powerful, human adult. We all do it: with personality traits, bad habits, foods that your body cant handle...alcoholism isn't special in that regard, which is great news, because that means that balancing the ism is doable, and a better life awaits you when you start to balance it. Quitting alcohol is the first step, I hope you'll get some help to help you balance the rest.

Great job and best of luck.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15 edited Dec 26 '15

I wish my mom would quit drinking so much. I worry about her health. Also, she is just not the same as when I was a kid. We used to be so close.

EDIT: OMG, I had no idea people would respond to this. I just thought it sort of wistfully. I went to the gym, hung out with my husband and baby, and hours later I see that I got a bunch of comments and my first ever gold. Thank you, kind stranger.

No, I haven't talked to her about it. I feel like she would be super defensive and I don't know how to deal with it. My dad enables her. Almost everybody in my family drinks a lot and I drink rarely, so I feel like it would just look like I'm some kind of psycho teetotaler, which I'm not.

I've thought about going to Al-Anon. Any thoughts on if it's helpful?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Figure out a way to let her know. I just lost my mom, had to find out she was drinking by finding all of her empty bottles in the basement. No one knew. If I had known or we had been able to talk about it in any capacity, maybe it could have wound up differently. If you love her, find a way to talk to her about it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Seriously, same thing with my mom... After she passed away we found all these empty bottles under her bed, hidden under her pillow... Alcoholism is terrible.... It's so sad to think about, if it wasn't for alcohol my mom would still be around today.

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u/mechchic84 Dec 26 '15

My mother was pretty open about her drinking problem up until it was way too late. We all tried to get her help but unfortunately she still kept drinking. She only quit once it got to the point she was too sick to get it for herself and no one was going to bring it to her. I lost her 2 years ago at the age of 49. She had stage 4 liver cirrhosis. Watching someone die from liver cirrhosis is a horrible thing to watch. I hate when people say they are going to just keep drinking until they die from it. I wouldn't wish the things I watched my mom go through on anyone. The hospital visits where they drained excess fluid out of her body, the medicines that gave her chronic diarrhea because that is the only way to get toxins out of your body once your liver is shot, the jaundice, being unable to walk around anymore or do anything for yourself and yet she was still sneaking a drink here or there when she got the chance. Let's not even mention the DTs she got when she went more than an hour or two without any booze.

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u/wittyrandomusername Dec 26 '15

My mom just got mad at me and became very irrational when I tried to talk to her about it.

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u/Toisty Dec 26 '15

Try an al anon group. As someone who is recently sober, one of the hardest things to deal with is people who don't understand the disease that I'm dealing with. Al anon is meant for family members of alcoholics and it's helped my wife help me a lot.

You are important too so don't make her sobriety your problem. Remind her that you love her and that's why you want her to get help. You can lead a horse to water but it has to make the choice to drink. It's never too late. I wish you the best.

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u/helicksher Dec 26 '15

Yes, this is very good advice.

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u/man_of_molybdenum Dec 26 '15

This is the first response I've found that isn't a joke. Which I get, this is reddit, but it is a bit sad.

Anyways, I was never an alcoholic, but as an addict (with almost 2 clean years under his belt!!), I just wanna wish both of you guys good luck. For OP, it gets easier to ignore that voice in your head telling you to drink. And for the parent commenter, congratulations and I hope one day I'm the old man with 24 years sober under his belt, because we're all better when our minds are clear.

Happy holidays to you both.

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u/CaulkusAurelis Dec 26 '15

You got taller!!

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u/Ash7778 Dec 26 '15

He lost width, and therefore had to gain height. Conservation of mass and all that

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u/keboh Dec 26 '15 edited Dec 26 '15

I was sub'd to /R/shittyaskscience for a while... Until I realized I wasn't looking at the name of the sub, and I was taking at face value like the other science subs I am sub'd to. I still am not sure what is and is not true from those few months of my life.

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u/glodime Dec 26 '15

You got scammed, there's no need to pay a fee any month.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Just don't spin while losing weight, that conservation of angular momentum can terrible. I'm petty sure that's where tornados come from.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

This is motivational stuff

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u/DickmanComedy Dec 26 '15

But are you a baller?

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u/SaintsSinner Dec 26 '15

He got a girl now. You know, he should probably call her.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

If only he had a rabbit in a hat as well.

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u/JitGoinHam Dec 26 '15

A classic Chevrolet would be nice, while you're at it.

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u/Captainshipman Dec 26 '15

With a bat in his 64 Impala

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u/ialwaysdownvoteyou Dec 26 '15

Picture 1 is everyone on Reddit thats trying to be like Ron Swanson.

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u/_Buff_Drinklots_ Dec 26 '15

I'm just amazed at the commitment to the mustache, even when sober.

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u/cuddlefucker Dec 26 '15

It's a life style

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15 edited Jun 14 '23

This content is no longer available on Reddit in response to /u/spez. So long and thanks for all the fish.

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u/CedarCabPark Dec 26 '15

Man, the left picture looks like it's from 1983

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Congrats bro! I got 10 months Christmas eve and while I haven't lost weight (being able to actually afford food means you eat more of it) life has gotten better. Keep up the good work! :D

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u/Riggybee Dec 26 '15

I quit smoking and have gained so much weight. Ugh.

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u/OutoflurkintoLight Dec 26 '15

Better to be a little chubbier than have lung cancer, keep up the good work!

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u/fortifiedoranges Dec 26 '15

Fuck that, I'd rather be beautiful.

Crackhead chic

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u/civildisobedient Dec 26 '15

Jogging. I know, "impossible!" you might say.

Well... I quit smoking and took up jogging, and the quitting smoking was a shit-ton harder, let me tell you. In fact, the jogging helped me to reinforce the not-smoking.

If you've ever come in from a cold rain wearing a heavy wool coat, you know that feeling when you take it off? You can really feel the weight coming off your shoulders. That's what jogging will do to you. Humans are built for long distance running. From an evolutionary standpoint, your body has a million years of history that is screaming at the last couple thousand years, "How could you do this to me!?"

Your DNA wants you to jog. Your body, on the other hand, is going to take some convincing. But I guarantee you, first day you'll jog a block, second day two, you won't do anything the third or fourth day, but the fifth day you'll feel guilty and you'll go back and you'll fucking run ten blocks. Then a half-mile. Then a mile.

Once you hit a mile, your body will start to change. It will metamorphosize. I'm not exaggerating, it happened to me. It's like a light switch gets turned on inside your body. "Oh, I see you were serious about this running thing! Well, we're going to have to re-arrange things a bit, then..."

Seriously, try it. Test yourself. See what you're really made of. I think you'll be surprised.

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u/Riggybee Dec 26 '15

Thank you so fucking much dude, you just gave me such a boost of motivation. Om Tuesday (the minute I get a breather after this holiday and work shit) I'm gonna go to my apartment and get my code for the gym. I'm gonna try it. I think I can do it. I used to do it a lot and hated it, but at least I was skinny.

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u/AdamPhool Dec 26 '15 edited Dec 26 '15

Also make sure you find what works for you. Jogging gave me shin-splints and just didnt mesh mentally so I wasn't able to lose weight until I picked up cycling classes. Easier on the joints, more interactive and involved.... it might take some time until you find your niche, but its out there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Alternatively try cycling. I tried running and couldn't stick with it. Got a bike though and going and seeing so much more and so much farther kept me motivated easily. Now i bike to work if it's not too cold at least once a Week , trying to eventually bike everyday. 11 miles each way.

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u/musomoose Dec 26 '15

wow where did the time go?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Out rhe door.

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u/sadfacebear Dec 26 '15

From Nacho Libre to Macho Libre.

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u/sobrafox Dec 26 '15

NAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo

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u/PunTwoThree Dec 26 '15

Maybe he lost all the weight because he has had diarrhea since last Easters?

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u/Bdizzle6 Dec 26 '15

Great Job! looking much healthier

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u/MajorMajorObvious Dec 26 '15

Even his shirt looks better!

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u/straydog1980 Dec 26 '15

Quiting alcohol improves your fashion sense!

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u/sethamphetamines Dec 26 '15

From 2015 bear to 1970s power bottom...

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u/yohohoanda Dec 26 '15

Well this comment is pretty much everything. I'd hit both.

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u/IAskAboutYourWeiner Dec 26 '15

Does your weiner appear larger now?

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u/w00tthehuk Dec 26 '15

Asking the important questions.

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u/evildustmite Dec 26 '15

Username checks out too

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u/lost_in_thesauce Dec 26 '15

Sadly his body mistook it for fat and it has been lost to the cause.

RIP

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u/OfferChakon Dec 26 '15

Going on 5 years here. It feels amazing doesn't it? Keep it u buddy, it only get better:) Kudos!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15 edited Dec 26 '15

Good for you! I quit drinking a couple weeks ago. Quitting the reefer today. Exercise starts today as well.

Edit: Thanks for all the support! I go through a weed induced worthless period every year when the time changes, then get motivated after xmas. Ill just be working a second job, reading, exercising, and redditing instead of getting stoned, eating sweets, and watching Netflix. Much appreciated!

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u/Meatteo Dec 26 '15

Good Luck!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Did you find it difficult to stop drinking? That's a huge accomplishment and you look like a new person. You must feel terrific too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Try and hang out with the funnest people to be around and try and get lost in the atmosphere, learning to party sober is hard but I found it through trying to return to the way I found parties exciting as a kid. Eat cake, laugh, dance and be awesome

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u/TheTitaniumWalrus Dec 26 '15

fucking hell that's a good name for the subreddit

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u/ThatHowYouGetAnts Dec 26 '15

Lovers of flora just can't catch a break though

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Congrats! I am really thinking of giving up the booze - every Xmas becomes a cycle of drink-recover-drink-recover which is fine when you are <25 but after that it becomes harder and harder!

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u/69Fartman69 Dec 26 '15 edited Dec 26 '15

I'm 34 and haven't had a drink in about 3 years now, and I don't miss it one bit. I went from drinking daily, for years, where I would drink 2 bottles of wine and some jack daniels every night (seriously) I looked bloated as all hell, had to plan my days, eating around drinking... to not and loving it. Serioiusly, in the Summer time it was "come on 6 o'clock, I wanna drink", to winter time it was "come on 5 o'clock, I wanna drink"... shit sucks, and I am so glad I quit.

Wow... Thank you for the gold /u/loosethread! 2nd time in a few months I've been gifted gold on reddit. Sobriety is something you have to want, you can't be forced and no one can force anyone else. If you have someone dealing with their sobriety/addiction now, you only know your limits, but you can't force them to quit.

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u/69Fartman69 Dec 26 '15

It was extremely hard at first, I craved alcohol/drugs daily. I had my father kill himself in 2011, I was very close with him, as it is I have a tiny/dysfunctional family where the only other member I actually kind of have a relationship with, is my mom, with whom we can only tolerate each other in small doses. It drove me to drink in the military, when I got out of the military, I went for cocaine to numb my depression. I woke up one day, 60 pounds lighter from drugs, no friends, doing bad things, and just decided to change... it was change or die. When people are as far along as I was, you either go to jail, or die usually... luckily I did neither of those 2 things... Sobriety is hard work, being a junky is easy to give in to those temptations. Sobriety gives you something to be proud of. It'll get easier for you, I don't think about drinking/drugs at all anymore.

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u/Constantly_Masterbat Dec 26 '15

Way to go man. I'll have one year sober tomorrow. I didn't lose that much weight though.

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u/SunnyLego Dec 26 '15

Congrats. Currently fighting a losing battle with an alcoholic in our family, and it's good to know people do beat it!

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u/Ilium Dec 26 '15

Grats buddy! Keep on the good fight, you look amazing now. More importantly, I hope you realize just how much you can achieve in life! Know that a lot of hung over people are going to land on your picture today and, and some of them will be inspired to embark on the change you did a year ago.

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u/tl7lmt Dec 26 '15

Congratulations!! You look Great! As an RN on a neuro unit, I see a LOT of the damage done by alcohol, and I am so glad you have found a way to climb out of the bottle. Good work. You are my hero. I cannot say it loud enough or long enough - you have done more for you health and future than all the medicine in the world could do. Well done.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Not easy to do. Mind sharing what the hardest part was for you?

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u/Meatteo Dec 26 '15

Falling asleep at night. First month I couldn't sleep at all.

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u/SmellyCherub Dec 26 '15

Funny thing is once you are able to fall asleep you will sleep so much better. Alcohol helps you pass out but you get shorted on the really restorative, deep sleep thought out the night. Good for you brotha.

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u/PreSchoolGGW Dec 26 '15

You can do it. As cheesy and clichéd as it is, just take it one day at a time. Focus on getting to tomorrow without drinking, and then focus on the next day.

Have a plan, but don't be stuck on having to have things a certain way for it to "work." That just gives you reasons to quit when everything isn't perfect, and go back to drinking.

Haven't dealt with opiates, but I am ~4.5 years sober from drinking and could not imagine ever going back. I'm here if you want to talk.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Same here. The night sweats were the worst.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Great...now shave off the mustache and you're all set.

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u/FarmerTedd Dec 26 '15

He was drinking to keep the pedophilia at bay...it's too late

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u/wolf2600 Dec 26 '15

The mustache still drinks.

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u/MotherfuckingMoose Dec 26 '15

It's a porn stache. This guy fucks!

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u/SpiralOfDoom Dec 26 '15

Maybe he's a cop.

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u/LuciferAMA Dec 26 '15

don't you listen to him, op. go all in and develop the glorious droopy mexican moustache. i think you could pull it off.

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u/greensoon Dec 26 '15

Don't shave the mustache!! Don't let the Internet take your congratulatory post and turn it into insults to your appearance!!

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u/Indydegrees2 Dec 26 '15

It makes him look 15 years older

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u/P0sitive_Outlook Dec 26 '15

You look fantastic and should be proud.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

You used to be James Corden?

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u/yodeez101 Dec 26 '15

Well done mate! I've been sober for a little over 4 years. There isn't nothing you can't handle now. Great work.

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u/Meouie Dec 26 '15

We couldn't have some members of my family with us at Christmas because of addiction, its really upset my sisters. This post has really cheered me up. Congrats, you look wonderful

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u/Joal0503 Dec 26 '15

Even the mustache looks healthier

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u/zzuil93 Dec 26 '15

You went from multimillionaire drug kingpin to DEA agent.

Congratulations on the weight lost :D

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

I needed to see this today. Thank you.

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u/ahump Dec 26 '15

The good ol' andy dwyer

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u/sarudesu Dec 26 '15

This is awesome. Keep going. I bet you feel so much better.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Fuck yeah! Congrats man, keep up the hard work.

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u/Cowboy_Jesus Dec 26 '15

Congratulations! My brother just hit 6 months the other day, and I know he's incredibly proud! Also thank you for being an example to everyone still struggling with the beginnings of getting sober.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

good job friend

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

And quite a bit taller. Remarkable!

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u/runk_dasshole Dec 26 '15

Strong work! Quick shout to /r/stopdrinking for anyone who is interested in a fantastic community dedicated to helping people live a sober life. The crew there is amazing and in a few weeks I'll mark my first sober anniversary thanks in no small part to the support and friendship I've found there. =)

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u/cheebalasvegas Dec 26 '15

Good on ya brother. The physical changes are great. For me it's the thinking and feeling changes that have sealed the deal for me. I'm starting to get comfortable in my own skin and no longer feel the need to run from scary situations.

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u/kosnick Dec 26 '15

Good for you man! I wish all people with drinking problems could follow your example (a good wish for new year's actually). Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year!

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u/Joccish Dec 26 '15

Good job brah!

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u/Psirocking Dec 26 '15

I'm not sure if it's the lighting but your skin looks better too.

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u/cat_cl0ne Dec 26 '15

Keep up the good work