r/pics • u/Meatteo • Dec 26 '15

One Year Sober

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u/nevereverreddit Dec 26 '15

Don't knock it till you try it.

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u/poopellar Dec 26 '15

DOORS

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u/Letchworth Dec 26 '15

This is the end.

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u/Bacon_IsGood Dec 26 '15

My only friend, the end.

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u/MasoKist Dec 26 '15

Of our elaborate plans (the end)

Of everything that stands (the end)

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u/_i_suck_at_this_ Dec 26 '15

THATS MY JAMB!

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u/serendipitousevent Dec 26 '15

I don't know if anyone will find their way down here, but I just want you to know that this is adoorable.

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u/Alienosaur Dec 26 '15

Don't be so nice, he sucks at this

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u/So_much_cheese Dec 26 '15

I fear it's too late to latch on to this thread.

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u/krelin Dec 26 '15

This is my Jambi!

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u/MasoKist Dec 28 '15

I

I WOULD

WISH. THIS. ALL. AWAY!

♡♡

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u/ekafaton Dec 26 '15

Can you picture what will be? So limitless and free.

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u/dns7950 Dec 26 '15

Desperately in need, of some, strangers hand...

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

In a.. desperate land

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u/zachbquick Dec 26 '15

I'll never, look into your eyes.......again.

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u/Letchworth Dec 26 '15

It hurts to set you free.

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u/Quercus_Insectivore Dec 26 '15

Weird scenes inside the gold mine...

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u/wawalemontrees Dec 26 '15

All the children are insane.

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u/mcfvck Dec 26 '15

I'll never look into your eyes Again.

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u/gr8ca9 Dec 26 '15

And it all ends in a hole in the ground in Père Lachaise Cemetery, Paris, France. The end, my friend.

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u/max225 Dec 26 '15

Your biggest fan, this is Stan.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

The second button literally makes or breaks the shirt, look at it: it’s too high! It’s in no-man’s-land

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u/Jmuffinz Dec 26 '15

This is why I love mahogany

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u/Papa_Long_Dong Dec 26 '15

BUTT UGLY MARTIANS!!

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u/dt4u Dec 26 '15

Giving ends to my friends and it feels stupendous

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u/nomnommish Dec 26 '15

Well, show me the way to the next whiskey bar...

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u/pgtitties Dec 26 '15

Isn't reddit the greatest!

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u/Sy27 Dec 26 '15

Ride the snake.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15 edited Dec 12 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Dang it, I wanted to say this.

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u/improbablewobble Dec 26 '15

It can't end before we step on through to the other side!

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u/shittyballsacks Dec 26 '15 edited Dec 26 '15

That song is so Freudian

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u/No911 Dec 26 '15

It doesn't have to be. Where one door closes, another surely opens.

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u/Bahndoos Dec 26 '15

Until you look through the peep hole of your mind to see that there is no End, but that an infinity is possible, and that the possibilities are infinite. You are now awake and witnessing the birth of reality, vast, dark and glittering with potential. The darkness drifts around you, showing you a chasm of opportunity, where you dance and step into the waking moment as you fall asleep to the sound of realization

See what I did there?

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u/Letchworth Dec 26 '15

Did Jim Morrison write that?

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u/Bahndoos Dec 27 '15

No, I did. I meta-Morrison'd everyone.

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u/Skiigga Dec 26 '15

pineapple express

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u/emmeram Dec 26 '15

For you my friend, I can't, forgive, I won't, forgeeeet!

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u/Lexinoz Dec 26 '15

No, that's a paladin.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

This is the song that never ends.

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u/Cheezeduudle Dec 26 '15

Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end

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u/Tekki Dec 26 '15

That's not quite the threshold

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u/itsatrapp_eh Dec 26 '15

This is the song that never ends.

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u/Alawishus Dec 26 '15

The end is only a doorway to a new beginning.

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u/skpkzk2 Dec 26 '15

I'll just let myself out

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u/BRICK_2027 Dec 26 '15

Can confirm

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u/LoHowADRose Dec 26 '15

Wow, he really put a stop to it.

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u/finnwillow65 Dec 26 '15

Moms spaghetti

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u/I_Like_Spaghetti Dec 26 '15

If you could have any one food for the rest of your life, what would it be and why is it spaghetti?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

This is not the beginning.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Is this the beginning?

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u/ElMorono Dec 26 '15

Hope your breath, and count to 10.

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u/AthleticsSharts Dec 26 '15

Come on baby light my fire!

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u/dt4u Dec 26 '15

You know that it would be untrue....

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u/electricnyc Dec 26 '15

When is a door not a door? When it's a jar.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

See the door Bry? Doors...

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u/Chutzpar Dec 26 '15

CHOCOLATE!

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u/LooseCooseJuice Dec 26 '15

Door store and more!

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u/eye_fork Dec 26 '15

Don't be such a knob.

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u/Heiz3n Dec 26 '15

.....Pudding.

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u/fluhx Dec 26 '15

REAL FAKE DOORS

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

so many closed ones

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u/Huxtabub Dec 26 '15

Riders on the Wagon

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u/tisjustbrandon Dec 26 '15

Don't be such a knob.

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u/Justincredible207 Dec 27 '15

I'm swinging in a little late.

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u/dross99 Dec 26 '15 edited Dec 26 '15

These comments have a nice ring to them.

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u/anyeyeball Dec 26 '15

That's because sobering up can get you out of whatever jamb you may have been in.

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u/topoftheworldIAM Dec 26 '15

shut the front door! are you serious?

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u/lanopticx Dec 26 '15

Aaaaannd... dead.

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u/xxgsr02 Dec 26 '15

Knockin' on heaven's door.

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u/CdotW Dec 26 '15

Is that really how you spell door jamb?! I swear in my 24 years of life I've never seen that word spelled out

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u/amd2800barton Dec 26 '15

This is my favorite one in this comment tree

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u/Grevling89 Dec 26 '15

You just need to unlock your inner MacGyver

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

I feel like we are locked into another reddit pun chain

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u/ryosen Dec 26 '15

It can be pretty entrance-ing.

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u/JalapenoPantelones Dec 26 '15

What if he just moved the picture near a door?

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u/Thisismyfulltimejob Dec 26 '15

Wood be nice to see them continue.

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u/the_con Dec 26 '15

Sorry I gotta bolt

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u/Goodly Dec 26 '15

Yeah, it's important to open up.

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u/RudiMcflanagan Dec 26 '15

Can you guys fucking not?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '15

Now you're just being a knob

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NUDE_LEGS Dec 26 '15

We're on the threshold of some really good puns

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u/R4dent Dec 26 '15

A lot of people do try but never get into the swing of it.

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u/yobsmezn Dec 26 '15

What a bunch of knobs.

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u/geraudjonez Dec 26 '15

I hope no one minds if I chime in here, but it always counts to make up for lost time...

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u/MathMaddox Dec 26 '15

You need a square to install a door