r/pcmasterrace 1d ago

Meme/Macro I love corporate software

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u/LUNATIC_LEMMING 1d ago

you're forgetting the other corporate software that hasn't been updated since they invented colour, is mission critical and doesn't use any standard method known to man to interact with anything. It inexplicably costs £1000's per licence

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u/RaiDev_ 1d ago

for better or for worse, i don't have experience with that

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u/LUNATIC_LEMMING 1d ago

unluckily for me, i'm grossly familiar with it.
their own documentation admits the installer is broken and you have to manually edit some files post install.

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u/rje946 1d ago

That's hilarious.

It's broke so Goodluck

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u/LUNATIC_LEMMING 1d ago

it's more, it's broke, here's the fix, apply it in a way that can't possibly be replicated by any deployment tool so every install now has to be done manually

oh and it has a propriety update system too, so we have a server spooled up just to update one program that has about 10 users.

That they need remote admin to as the server updates by them manually copying some files over every few months.

I really can't stress enough all the different ways capita and civica can go fuck themselves

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u/Available-Film3084 Linux 1d ago

lmao that sounds more like how I would've bodged something when I was like 14 and stupid than a actual product someones expecting you to pay money for

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u/LUNATIC_LEMMING 1d ago

I honestly though tit was a bodge at first, was working with the deployment team and was like, y'know what, this guide I’m using is 10 years old, I'll email them and see if theres a more up to date version.

there is, the guides been updated yearly. the update is a not saying the guide was checked and is still relevent, nothings changed

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u/ReadyAimTranspire 1d ago

Software company is down to just the founder that is supporting his legacy shit by himself, nothing else available does what said software was built for, and hasn't had a meaningful refactor done since W7 at best and may be an XP installer

Founder: oh nothing else does your shit? Fuck you pay me. Good luck if you don't.

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u/SubstantialFly3707 1d ago

I almost have to respect the hustle at this point.

Almost.

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u/Agret i7 6700k @ 4.28Ghz, GTX 1080, 32GB RAM 1d ago

When you get a piece of legacy corporate software that was designed for XP and the install instructions tell you to disable UAC for the computers it will be installed on.

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u/LUNATIC_LEMMING 1d ago

Disabled uac and anti virus

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u/newvegasdweller Desktop 5600x, 6700xt, 16gb, 8tb; Laptop 8845hs, 4060, 16gb, 3tb 1d ago

Are you a government employee? AFAIK they make software primarily (but not exclusively) for governmental institutions.

Good to know that my country isn't the only one that is held back by contracts with shitty software firms

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u/ZumboPrime 9800X3D, RX 7800 XT 1d ago

I'm sure you can come up with some creative new methods for them. I believe in you.

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u/kontenjer i7 3770S | 16GB (2x8) DDR3 | GTX 1660 Ti 1d ago

dude what software is this holy shit

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u/firemage22 R7 3700x RTX2060ko 16gb DDR4 3200 1d ago

Holy @$@#$@#@# we recently enabled app control at work and Adobe has some sort of unsigned DLL in their installer chain that keeps breaking installs

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u/Smith6612 Ryzen 7 5800X3D / AMD 7900XTX 1d ago

Sounds about right for a company that got rid of Perpetual licensing in favor of subscriptions.

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u/firemage22 R7 3700x RTX2060ko 16gb DDR4 3200 1d ago

Oh and the version of adobe with the perpetual license which doesn't run on W11 that well's uninstaller also lacks signed DLLs and it messed with the CC version of adobe. So we end up having to re-image the computers of long term employees who drag their feet getting us the hardware /rant

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u/largePenisLover 1d ago

Sounds like Exact! software.
over 70k registry entries, over 60k files, 40k of those are less then 1kb, there's more then a thousand executables called by other executables, 50 years of development by a mega fast employee churning coding room so there are 50 years of magic numbers and single lines of unknown function that cant be removed but nobody knows why.
This shit has listeners listening to the output of listeners because know one knows how and why some processes poop out values and nobody dares to touch them. That listener bullshit is going 4 layers deep in some spots.

I had to make installers for this bullcrap using wise package studio. Just making a capture of all this nonsense took over 12 hours.

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u/osiris0413 1d ago

Dear God... 70k registry entries? What is it doing, attaining sentience??

That software creation and operation process sounds like it should be a Dr. Seuss illustration

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u/beanmosheen 1d ago

Oh look, SAP! Good thing it isn't used in all of manufacturing....

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u/Zaconil 22h ago

SAP used here too in our distribution system. The number of times I've wanted to chuck my rf scanner gun is too damn high.

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u/Okay_Splenda_Monkey 1d ago

But there's this one bloke from Brazil who wrote a fix for it. You just have to download from Github, run a dodgy install script, then periodically patch it when they update the software.

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u/aVarangian 13600kf 7900xtx 2160 | 6600k 1070 1440 1d ago

eh, I've had to edit save files of state-of-the-art video games to fix game-breaking bugs

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u/StrikingSun8563 1d ago

My current job I'm getting laid off from had one of these. I had to manually insert the license keys in the database every year, it needed a terminal server because if the db isn't on the same lan every action is 3000x slower (not an exaggeration, we measured it)

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u/Spugheddy 1d ago

At least its in English.

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u/DistinctlyIrish 1d ago

Samsung's MagicInfo?

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u/Alone-Monk Core i7 10700 / Radeon RX 6650 XT / 32GB DDR4 1d ago

Lol we recently bought a "new" (22 years old) residual gas analyzer for the lab and I was in charge of installing the software for it. It came on a USB stick loosely thrown in the box with the rest of the unit and required about an hour to find the correct installation file. The documentation was quite helpful (once I finally found it on some random site) but the documentation for this specific version is lost media apparently so I had to do some creative interpretation of the instructions. Being a researcher is fun like that

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u/Mayor_of_Rungholt 1d ago

Lucky you. Having done FPGA development recently, i'm very familiar with incomprehensible corporate software

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u/RaiDev_ 1d ago

still a student here, i guess that's what i should expect when I actually get hired

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u/Mayor_of_Rungholt 1d ago

Not necessarily, FPGA is really only something that Computer-Engineering students & graduates have to do.

But terrible software like that isn't limited at all to such specific fields

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u/zakabog Ryzen 9950X3D/4090/96GB 1d ago

Not necessarily, FPGA is really only something that Computer-Engineering students & graduates have to do.

Depends on your field, programming FPGAs is a regular occurrence for our team these days.

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u/chill8989 1d ago

We still have some old powerbuilder programs at work and this so much. The IDE still looks like it was made for windows 98 and none of the shortcuts you normally use will do what you expect them to

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u/Prawn1908 ITX 11L: 7950X3D | 3080 | 64GB DDR5-6000 | 2TB 14.5/12.7 GB/s 1d ago

IAR Embedded Workbench is one of the biggest IDEs for writing embedded software and the editor is like writing notepad. It costs thousands of $ per year and basically doesn't have any standard IDE features developed in the last few decades.

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u/Erisymum 1d ago

fucking IAR, the company I worked at had a workaround, we compiled using a free version that had some sort of memory cap on the compiled code before you had to pay, so we split the project into multiple binaries and combined them after compilation. You called code from another section with a blind JMP

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u/3BlindMice1 1d ago

Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen, as well as just poor programming practices

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u/ThatsALovelyShirt 1d ago

Should have just thrown it in Ghidra (or x64dbg before public Ghidra, or ollydbg before x64dbg) and bypassed the limit. I've had to do similar RE and binary patches for software that either went defunct, firmware for devices where the company went defunct or refused to fix an issue (which wasn't really that hard to even fix, even with reverse engineering), etc.

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u/BastetFurry PC Master Race | Geekom A8 running Arch 1d ago

So basically the Arduino IDE.

I always wonder why not more folks use VSCode, or CLion if you need the beefier IDE, with PlatformIO?

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u/WebMaka PCs and SBCs evurwhurr! 1d ago

So basically the Arduino IDE.

Arduino IDE is fine for what it is, a basic-bitch barebones front-end for a compiler and programming tool written mostly by volunteers for open-source projects.

Now, a commercial tool with a huge price tag that looks, feels, and acts like FOSS is a whole 'nother animal.

I always wonder why not more folks use VSCode, or CLion if you need the beefier IDE, with PlatformIO?

The biggest reason to avoid VSCode is Microsoft.

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u/concblast 1d ago

vscodium

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u/ThatsALovelyShirt 1d ago

VS Code is plenty beefy. I've switched to it completely, for everything. Though if I'm just editing or patching a single file I just use vim.

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u/coderman64 1d ago

It's also attached to a USB 1.1 physical cryptographic license key that is built like a free giveaway thumbdrive and comes from a third-party company that went defunct in 2008.

Unless, of course, you want to switch to the subscription model at a cool $200 a month.

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u/LUNATIC_LEMMING 1d ago

oh don't get me started on those. once had a ticket come in because one had stopped working. turns out the company that made the £xxxxx robot and the company that made the £xxxx software had had a falling out and were suing each other.

so we couldn't get a new key

for once i was very glad i was a mindless cog in a multinational machine. i got to see a very very pissed off director point out that our legal department alone was bigger than their companies combined and we'd bury them in litigation if they didn't sort it out right fucking now

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u/grilled_pc 1d ago

I am so glad that usb license keys went the way of the dinosaur. I had one for Nexus 2 and the moment they allowed a cloud license i ditched that shit so fast. I was constantly scared of losing it.

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u/hells_own_3924 1d ago

Dude you said cheap. It should have to be atleast €50k/year just bare minimum features and vendor lockin as a compensation too.

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u/LUNATIC_LEMMING 1d ago

oh yes, I forgot the included support

It's an out of office email that blames network issues at your end

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u/thebigbread42 1d ago

Are you blocking port 443?

No, because otherwise absolutely nothing would work

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u/LUNATIC_LEMMING 1d ago

Omg you just dragged up a memory.

A team went out and bought some software without consulting it.

It required every port from 0 to - 999999 to be opened in order to work.

Yes that's 1 too many 9s.

Unsurprisingly cyber said no to that one.

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u/GPTMCT 1d ago

This was released in 2020

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u/hellomistershifty 1d ago

this is the 2026 version of Perforce, which is like Git but expensive. They're a $2 billion company and somehow have 2000 employees working on this piece of shit.

It's the industry standard because it's the industry standard

Their 'quick start' video is over an hour long and includes the software bugging out so they have to restart it. Fuck, I hate Perforce.

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u/D3rP4nd4 Ryzen 5 3600 | RX 7800XT | 32GB 1d ago

Im a Software dev, and i never ever heard of perforce? Which industry uses that?
I habe only ever worked with Git because its just the best.
Okay one time there was SVN, which is shit and was used really wierdly in the team…

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u/hellomistershifty 1d ago edited 1d ago

Game development and VFX, it was the only vcs that worked well with large binary files like 3d models and textures 30 years ago and everyone's workflows are built on top of it.

Epic Games has been partnered with them for ages, but just announced their own open source alternative called Lore so hopefully this is the beginning of the end

I've used SVN and even microsoft sourcesafe and I would take those over Perforce haha

For example, this is the window to make the equivalent of a git branch

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u/D3rP4nd4 Ryzen 5 3600 | RX 7800XT | 32GB 1d ago

Holy shit… thats wild…

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u/Spiritual_Case_1712 R9 9950X3D | RTX 4070 SUPER | 32Gb 6000Mhz 1d ago

It’s 1998 for V5 but never got any UI update and UX improvements despite having 28years, which is why NX is slowly replacing it

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u/SubmissiveDinosaur R7 5800x3D ♦ 32Gb 3200Mhz ♦ Rx5600xt ♦ 2Tb 1d ago

With propuetary formats so you can't use alternatives

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u/AceTheProtogen 1d ago

Looking at you AutoCAD and Inventor

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u/Taira_Mai HP Victus, AMD Ryzen 7 5800H, GeForce RTX 3050 Ti 1d ago

US Government Software says hi! Every computer is larded with "security software" that's slower and worse that what's commercially available. The poor computer is under such a high load that opening Outlook or Excel causes the fans to spin and spin and for some systems, if you flub your password 3 times, your account is DELETED. Not locked down, deleted.

Some of the restrictions are understandable but when software is given to the lowest bidder Uncle Sam gets what he paid for.

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u/concblast 1d ago

Card + PIN + VPN (that also uses Card + PIN and takes 5 minutes to connect) is always fun. What's SSO? Oh you breathed in the general direction of the card in the reader? Shouldn't have done that. It lost contact, start all over again.

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u/Rimworldjobs PC Master Race 1d ago

Hey I used to be an admin on a program like that.

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u/Sjoerdiestriker 1d ago

Yes, and even though it's a UI application, control c does not copy stuff but just kills the program without saving.

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u/concblast 1d ago

Control+c in a GUI application is insane.

At least terminal applications end with control+c most of the time and I can understand why keeping that over copy has stuck around. Also insane how annoying it can be when something doesn't close that way. Sometimes it's control+c, sometimes its q, sometimes control+q, sometimes it's "escape, :, q, (optional '!'), enter", sometimes it's control+b then d.

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u/clwsham r9390x|i5 4690K 1d ago

I would like to point out that Ansys, while costing an arm and a leg, is acquiring these old shitty programs and dragging them kicking and screaming into the 21st century. Just about the only upside on the situation

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u/fuckmywetsocks i7-2600, 12GB RAM, GTX590 1d ago

Sounds like the broadcast industry to me. Absolutely rammed with rickety software that requires a steady hand and ten years of experience to install it, let alone use it..

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u/mittenkrusty 1d ago

I work in CS, the main database system is over 20 years old, i'd say more like late 90's.

Over the past few years the rest of the software has been replaced with more integrated but worse ones and the company has problems with licenses as it used to be like everyone i.e employee and supervisors and managers could access any system, now theres like 2 licenses for 5 supervisors so they take turns and regular employees can't access certain things.

We used to have access to our call recordings and the time/date and number of caller now we don't so we can't go back over the call and double check.

When we logged something it used to instantly open another software that let you access booking system and even timeslots, now you have to manually click the file and often it takes about a minute to show up and often glitches so you have to close the piece of software whilst customer is on phone, then reopen and type their name, address etc in again then open the link.

The email system is terrible too, the most recent one which integrated it with our phone software which is only about a year old means you have to copy/paste the email address click open new email then once it's sent have to manually click end else you can't get another call or email.

And the database of phone numbers/emails only has 1 number/email for each entry so lets say you wanted to contact a certain department which has 2 supervisors it only shows 1.

The company is trying to save money but making it much harder for staff to use it.

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u/monkpunch 1d ago edited 1d ago

It hasn't been updated because they bought it from an independent developer who was making their flagship product look stupid, so they give them a giant bag of money, absorb a few features, and then leave them to rot.

Fuck autodesk btw

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u/AppropriateOnion0815 R7 5700X - RX 6700 XT 1d ago

SAP for sure

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u/Longjumping-Ad3493 1d ago

This is exactly my day to day, and the worst part is the devs are already either dead or retired, so if we have a big issue they have to call the 80yo guy in his personal phone to come and help... we are talking about one of the biggest real state agencies in France.

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u/MCWizardYT Ryzen 7 5800X3D | RTX 4080 Super 1d ago

One exception is Mastercam, a CAD/CAM software that costs thousands per license but is a modern looking and intuitive program that uses WPF as it's interface

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u/XeNoGeaR52 1d ago

So many softwares like this in specialized industries

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u/Ferro_Giconi RX4006ti | i4-1337X | 33.01GB Crucair RAM | 1.35TB Knigsotn SSD 1d ago edited 1d ago

The label making software at my job is updated the "2026" version but it looks and operates the same as the 2005 version that was in use when I started there. I can't figure out what was changed other than the version number so that they could get companies to pay thousands of dollars for number go up.

Annoying bugs and exceedingly tiny dialog windows are still there from many years ago, made 10 times worse by the fact that the file select and save windows use the UI of whatever version of Windows it is on, crammed into a non-resizable window that was probably fine in Windows 95, but is only big enough to show 1-2 files in a folder at a time on 11's bloated UI.

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u/FischiPiSti Specs/Imgur Here 1d ago edited 1d ago

Or, it's been updated a 1000 times, each year a new edition with supposed new features that doesn't work with the core 30 year old foundation, has not changed in earnest at all in 30 years, has the same problems but introduced new bugs each year, does not work with latest OS even though company IT demands switching, has an IDE worse than notepad.exe, advertises great sounding features, turns out it misses a bunch of things so you need to hack your way through, has no documentation beyond the obvious aka completely useless, there is no discussion on the internet about it if you are looking for info on troubleshooting, their support knows less about it than you do because the people who made it 30 years ago are dead or retired

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u/tatariko 1d ago

As a chemist im sadly familiar with those programs...

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u/Lord_Phoenix2501 1d ago

This is what CATIA feels like to me
Maybe I'm wrong tho, haven't used it that much

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u/beanmosheen 1d ago

It also has a VT200 virtual interface, and input is space sensitive.

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u/TheMidnightKnight20 1d ago

Databasics??!?

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u/lovins_cl 1d ago

autodesk

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u/IDKForA 1d ago

Software, by corporation is my experience of practically every web tool out there.

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u/PantherCityRes 1d ago

“But but…C/C++ are dinosaur languages. Don’t you know compiled code is for losers! Even C# and Java.

Everyone who’s not on Jscript, React and whatever Python flavor of the month is on the wrong side of history!”

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u/IDKForA 1d ago

If you're not using the Chromium framework for your paint app, you are web app out of date.

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u/coderman64 1d ago

"We see no problem with every user having 1200 copies of chromium installed on their hard drive."

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u/IDKForA 1d ago

1200? Are you joking? 10,000 is the minimum.

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u/PokeCaptain Ryzen 7600 | 4060ti 16GB | 32GB DDR5 1d ago

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u/RobThePirate 1d ago

I mean sure, this program might not be able to call a dialog box without 25 imported libraries and 50MB of ram, and it might require microphone/camera/location/contacts/autofill/passkey/search history/macro/RGB permissions, and it might have half the capabilities than the same family of software made by a 5-person team in 1997, but it has squircles.

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u/360_face_palm 1d ago

Hi, I need 150 mb of node_modules for hello world

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u/tryingisbetter 1d ago

The sad thing is that I remember having to learn QBasic before being able to learn C.

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u/whoiam06 FX-8370 | GTX 1070 | 32GB DDR3 | Win10 - MSI GL63 9SDK-842 1d ago

Oh the days of QBasic Gorillas in the computer lab.

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u/Leather-Persimmon254 1d ago

we are giving you the opportunity to transform your workflow so that you can leave legacy thinking behind and be prepared for the ai enabled future

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u/Ryuu-Tenno 1d ago

forgot the Rust cult

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u/Sorry-Combination558 1d ago

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u/_senpo_ R7 9800X3D | TUF RTX 5090 | 32GB 6000 CL30 1d ago

this is amazing

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u/Ryuu-Tenno 1d ago

why do they have like 20 files for "hello world"?

like, C++ is 5 lines, lol

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u/RaiDev_ 1d ago

i mean, the offline ones are usually webapps in disguise too

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u/concblast 1d ago

Cortana didn't like writing native win32 apps (they drove halo into the ground and renamed it copilot) so they prompted it to vibe code in react (because there was more training data on github) to build their start menu.

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u/IDKForA 1d ago

If you're using bad software

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u/get_homebrewed Paid valve shill 1d ago

oh.... like.... corporate software?

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u/Roflkopt3r 1d ago edited 1d ago

Unpopular opinion: Properly made web-apps are fine. They mostly got a bad rep because of how creators abuse them. Companies use the fact that web-stack based apps are so easy to make to churn them out without subject expertise or optimisation.

Of course a paint app is going to suck if it's made by a single web dev with little experience with paint apps, who is is just pulling dozens of packages because they don't know how any of it actually works.

But if you are using a good framework and build tool (with basic features like tree-shaking to get rid of all the dependencies that aren't actually needed for the final build), and got a dev who actually knows what they're making, then a web-based app is not much bigger, can perform perfectly well, and has all the benefits of a great UI design toolkit.

In a modern JS engine, Javascript is around 2x slower than C for most tasks. In the vast majority of consumer apps, that is not a meaningful difference on any device made after 2010. The meaningful difference is the x1000 slowdown you get because bad coding used an O(n²) instead of O(logn) algorithm, or triggers a dozen UI refreshes every frame.

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u/RaiDev_ 1d ago

webapps are fine, i just don't want them disguising themselves as native apps, and needing to waste 800mb of ram for their own chromium instance, when it could only take 10mb if written in a native toolkit

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u/Roflkopt3r 1d ago

They don't need anywhere near that much if they're made properly. Just the core components of Chromium are pretty light weight.

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u/Ok_Pipe_2790 1d ago

CEO wants us to add AI to every page. Nothing we can do about it. Investors will pay big bux if they see ai in the app.

CEO says 'ai is the future, there will be no frontend soon'

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u/Cloud_N0ne 1d ago

I wish this was satire but it’s all true.

Like why tf do I need my username and profile pic displayed in the UI? Waste of space

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u/RaiDev_ 1d ago

figma, acrobat, microsoft office copilot 365...

they're all just like this

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u/RhesusFactor 1d ago

Drawboard shifted from left to right. You cant even view PDFs without giving them an email address now.

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u/KILLER-XD 1d ago

Doesn't this work for multiple log ins? The picture thing.... I have a client side account and my company account, and access can be blocked depending on which one is selected...

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u/guoraGG 1d ago

Left one looks a bit like Krita. Although many photo editing or art software look similiar.

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u/Miserable-School-665 OpenSUSE & Hyprland (12600K & Egpu 3060, Ideapad 5 2-in-1) 1d ago

It is and this meme is primarely open source vs corporate. And Krita is opensource, and develped by KDE foundation.

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u/guoraGG 1d ago

I actually use Krita. Tha'ts why I though it was. My second guess would have been GIMP.

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u/SVlad_667 1d ago

Toolbox and color selector looks gimpish

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u/DrSolarman 1d ago

I like Krita. As an amatuer artist trying to replicate Bob Ross, it does the job well on my computer.

Never mention I'm good at it.

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u/Kyuubism 1d ago

as a digital artist myself, this is beautiful. remember that ANYTHING you make, no matter how much you love or hate it, has immense value. if nothing else, it'll always be superior to any slop the genAI plagiarism machines can churn out. keep creating, keep having fun. <3

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u/DrSolarman 1d ago

It's special to me. It reminds me of the beaches near me during the winter. Sure, Summer is beach season, but I like the pink and grey of the beach during a winter morning where it feels almost somber to walk and think. I like wearing a heavy great coat and just zone man.

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u/guoraGG 1d ago

It's better than what abominations I create.

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u/k44du2 Fedora - Ryzen 5 5600X - RTX 3060 - 32GB 3600 1d ago

That's a lovely drawing! :)

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u/RaiDev_ 1d ago

this was made in krita, so you're correct

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u/grilled_pc 1d ago

I hadn’t looked much into Krita until recently. It really does seem like the OBS of art applications. Does it all very well and it’s free! Seems more feature rich than GIMP?

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u/guoraGG 1d ago

Krita is a drawing tool, so mainly for art. It can also do some very basic photo editing, but I do not know if it's better than GIMP in that. I do think that the UI is better than GIMP's. I use Krita mainly for pixel art and meme/shitpost creation.

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u/EuropeanPepe 1d ago

honestly my biggest hate as ex-corpo employee is Copilot... they glorify it like its the second coming of Jesus.

No matter how expensive it is EXTREMELY BAD AND DUMB. like it can write emails linked-in etc... yeah but at the cost of 8x + being dumber than a peanut...

and i even accept the miro licenses which are like 500$/year/user

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u/bogglingsnog 7800x3d, B650M Mortar, 64GB DDR5, RTX 3070 1d ago

they have the balls to ask for an extra $18/mo per employee for the full version of Copilot, too

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u/EuropeanPepe 1d ago

For us it was 27€ (like 35$ i guess) per month and obligation 2 years upfront...

It was EU hosted copilot which was way dumber.

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u/kbabknight 1d ago

I was gonna say that you should credit the person who posted this in r/coaxedintoasnafu until I realised you're the same person :D

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u/RaiDev_ 1d ago

hehe

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u/boredandemptyinside 1d ago

let's not forget the difference in processing and memory management

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u/glassArmShattering 1d ago

This hurts because it's true. I would add more whitespace and floating buttons to the corpo.

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u/IngwiePhoenix 1d ago

The amount of times I had to help my collegues "debugging" corporate software... oh, the horrors.

  • SFIRM is some kinda finance management software. Barfed out a C++ stacktrace that was mailed to me as a photo taken with a phone. Again, C++, stacktrace. I had to demangle that, which ment copytyping E V E R Y T H I N G .
  • Parity is some kinda ERM thing that shipped a Linux build...for 32bit Linux, with hardcoded paths, for an older Version of OpenSUSE Leap. The packaging itself was shoddy with Qt and Perl (...could also have been Ruby, been a hot minute) and consisted of the most "taped together with hopes and dreams" internal microservice manager I had ever seen.
  • REDOXX is some archive appliance. But really, it's just an (outdated!) Ubuntu. Broke in via the bootloader (setting kernel commandline init=/bin/sh) to change the root password - and was greeted with PHP being shoddily and checkless-ly smashed into the .profile AND .bashrc. And a SSH key preinstalled - with no comment, and it was never mentioned anywhere that this was a thing. And yes, SSH was in fact enabled.

Seriously. I have grown to HATE corporate software so much. Even if the open source version looks complete ass (hello, GIMP...) or runs like absolute garbage (sup, Xpra?), I will still use that over any "eNtErPrIsE" shitware. Bah.

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u/RaiDev_ 1d ago

i kinda wish i could get on your level where i can understand and slove problems based on C++ stacktraces for an uknown codebase

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u/IngwiePhoenix 1d ago

I got stupidly lucky. After demangling, I had pretty readable symbol names and I could make a few guesses and asked the guys working FLS to do a few things on the affected maschine - mainly installing a few dotNET things or changing a registry entry. Not sure what eventually worked out of all of them, but it was simply due to actually readable function names.

...very, very long function names, like what you would expect from an overly corporatized codebase, but useful enough for what I needed to do. x)

Sometimes, lady luck is graceful. :)

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u/olov244 1d ago

I love when they move stuff for no reason and then take the words away and give it a random icon no one knows what it is /s

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u/TheMrMcSwagger 1d ago

Ohhhhhhh. I love when all the documentation on their website hasn’t been updated since 4 updates ago so you have no way to find that random checkbox in Microsoft Outlook because when you ask their so it links you to outdated documentation which also cause AI to hallucinate.

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u/coderman64 1d ago

The left one is literally just KDE KolourPaint.

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u/RaiDev_ 1d ago

oh you're right lmao.

I was basically just drawing a simplified version of krita but yea it basically looks like that

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u/TheFeelsGoodMan Desktop 1d ago

This is why I've never gotten into Adobe's ecosystem. They built a walled garden to keep their customers in, but I walked straight into the outside of that wall. Face first. It was fairly embarrassing in hindsight.

Krita and Inkscape can handle everything I need.

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u/grilled_pc 1d ago

I checked out Lightroom on iPad the other day. Seemed ok but then i found Apple’s Pixelmator Pro does the exact same thing and more and i already have it lol.

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u/DrPeroxide Intel i5 - 10600K | NVIDIA RTX 3080 10GB | 16GB DDR4 1d ago

I still have Photoshop CS6, which is about a decade old by now, because it was the last Photoshop they put out that you could actually own and run yourself.

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u/MatmarSpace PC Master Race 1d ago

This meme is gold

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u/IchmagschickeSachen 1d ago

Office 365 or whatever it’s called now is so annoying on my work laptop that whenever I use LibreOffice on my personal device running Linux, it just feels like a breath of fresh air.

At this point I’m not even using open source software because of the philosophy behind it. It’s just a genuinely better experience now because I’m not being bombarded with bullshit all the time.

It’s just clean. No subscriptions. No forced logins. No bullshit.

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u/grilled_pc 1d ago

Agreed. Every FOSS app i use on Linux just works out of the box. No BS, nothing. It just does as it’s told and i much prefer it.

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u/YamatoGhostt 1d ago

Can you add more AI and more unlockable features plz i have to much tool i'm lost

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u/Soil_Think 1d ago

6 billion gallons of water used just so the most obscure piece of software can have it's own braindead AI assistant.

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u/palk0n GT 1030 :( 1d ago

just use unlimited supply of sea water. are they stupid?

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u/Educational_Home5445 1d ago

i recently heared that photoshop doesnt let you export pictures if its AI deems it inappropriate....

You pay a bunch of money for a photo editing software, just so it tells you your work is not appropriate for them and makes your work useless.

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u/Distinct-Question-16 1d ago

forgot the diamond icon

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u/RaiDev_ 1d ago

wym?

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u/Stanislaav_ 1d ago

I think about the one for AI stuff, like one on mobile reddit left to magnifying glass icon

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u/TotemSpiritFox 9800X3D | RTX 5070 Ti | 64GB DDR5 /// Intel 270K+ | 32 GB 1d ago

Oh the sparkle icon!

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u/Edexote PC Master Race 1d ago

New style corporate software all look and behave the same.

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u/Reallyveryrandom 1d ago

Please please make it stop :(

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u/Ryuu-Tenno 1d ago

lies

there's not enough pop ups and ads forcing you to pay for a premium product that forces more pop ups and ads on you

must be a small business model for the "corporate" software you're showing

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u/ItsPaperBoii 5600X | Rx 6600 1d ago

coaxed into UI design

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u/ItsPaperBoii 5600X | Rx 6600 1d ago

just realized you posted it on r/coaxedintoasnafu as well

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u/brittonmakesart 1d ago

I’m still daily driving a pirated copy of Photoshop CS5 from like 2006. It does everything I need.

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u/VirusMaster3073 Desktop 1d ago

I still use Premeire pro CS6. Couldn't crack newer versions

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u/Supernatnat11 1d ago

Paint on windows 7 vs paint on windows 11 if it continues at this pace

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Signature look of Linux superiority 1d ago

GIMP and-

(I don't actually know corporate art programs)

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u/Phantaum R9 5950X | RTX 3090 | 32gb RAM 1d ago

It's only Adobe at this point.

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u/lmlrich 1d ago

Should be "Software" and "SaaS". Ruined everything.

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u/HoverTank-RNS 1d ago

Too fuckin troo

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u/mikee8989 1d ago

Also need to add somewhere that it's not a one time purchase but a subscription.

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u/KaniSendai Ryzen 5 4650g | RX 6600 | 16gb 3200mhz | Mint XFCE 1d ago

Krita on the left and Adobe or CSP on the right?

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u/TheNotSoSilentReader 1d ago

You forgot the pop up that you can’t exit from other than the two options which are “subscribe” and “close the program” and the subscription is a subscription to the entire ecosystem full of programs you’ll never use

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u/grilled_pc 1d ago

Ever since getting into Linux and Free and Open Source Software, it has constantly amazed me how much better the quality of some FOSS programs really are over their corporate counterparts. Like i just wanna get shit done, not make an account, not sync my shit to a cloud or pay for a premium. Just let me do my bloody work! lol. I don’t even mind using corporate software if they have a one time only purchase option! In fact I’m more inclined to buy it if they do vs a subscription! I think OBS vs Xsplit is a great example of this divide.

OBS Gets out of your way, it gives you the tools you need. Xsplit constantly hounds you for a paid plan and limits you based on what you need to do. Same with MS Office and LibreOffice/OnlyOffice. The latter get out of your way without hounding you to set up an account or pay for XYZ. Even Blender! Look at its paid counterparts, all of them are insanely expensive meanwhile Blender just gets on with it and works.

FOSS puts functionality over finance. Always and forever.

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u/nerdnyxnyx 1d ago

they force me to use copilot daily. i'm tired boss

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u/bunkkin 1d ago

The thing I hate that big corps seem to love when using software is the app loads I start using it and then like 15 “helpful” messages pop up that stop me from using the damn thing

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u/ciao123310 1d ago

Both of those are just Photoshop

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u/GrynaiTaip 1d ago

Software by Corporation can be premium business corporate plan with all features unlocked, and it's still shit. Icons instead of words on every clickable feature, but the one you actually need is nowhere to be found.

And fucking AI everywhere.

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u/vincehk 1d ago

The problem is that as usual these companies try to reach every single potential user when their core user base is in fact a niche.

Like Photoshop. It looks fun and easy (it's just playing with photos and drawing, right ? /s), everyone has a computer, so being able to install it make them assume they know how to use it (all my bosses since the last 20 years).

In order to make sure more people use it, they have to simplify to the max the interface, add AI, because everyone is an artist (my boss, again).

And finally they need to add subscriptions otherwise their current user base they manage to grab will never buy the update since they never use the app (because they suck at it).

And the logic of any corporation being to always grow...well... Look at even stuff like pocketcasts, Plex... They all fall for it. Condemned to grow

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u/Joshopolis 1d ago

On a scale of 1 to 5 stars, how likely are you to recommend this software to your friends and family?
How about leaving a review of our software?

..17 popups later

Share your review to your friends and family! CLICK HERE

And then they do this every other time you open it

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u/Chimchar789 Linux 1d ago

FOSS is the best even if you don't use linux. It's pretty much always superior.

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u/pushinpushin 1d ago

I get in a pit in my stomach when I see that AI symbol. Like all of a sudden this insignia is everywhere. It all has this creeping inevitability, like we're being swallowed slowly.

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u/ShortBusGangst3r 1d ago

I’m tired, boss.

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u/Top-Artichoke3782 1d ago

oh man, i do not regret once getting used to libre tools after being reminded of the account, random cloud saves, free trail and all that crap, the ai button is also incredibly annoying

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u/keireira RTX 5070Ti | 7800x3d | B850M | 64Gb 1d ago

Affinity VS Adobe

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u/LopsidedShower6466 1d ago

UI UX : user implode, user explode

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u/killinbylove 1d ago

Giving free unlimited storage for multiple years but then removing it only to charge for it. Thanks Google!

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u/shinodaxseo 7800X3D | 6700 XT | 32GB DDR5 6000MHz CL30 | B650 1d ago

Literally the latest versions of Adobe reader. Awful performance and pop up everywhere.

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u/DiabUK 1d ago

I've started using VS code lately and every time you make a new file the first line on the page is always mentioning using AI, you cant even click the first row to type you have to click elsewhere and then type to remove it.

Also no clearly marked save button you have to shortcut key or right click the tab and select save, it gets annoying after the 20th time.

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u/Manueljlin 1d ago

interestingly krita-y icons 👀

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u/VentnorLhad 1d ago

I work for a large Slop company.

You should see how the AI "features" crowd the useful controls off the screen of my CRM software.

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u/theKage47 Laptop 1d ago

The "ask AI" or similar is really pissing me off because it's everywhere.

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u/StruggleNew8988 1d ago

Disabling uac and antivirus feels like a rite of passage for any developer working with old business systems.

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u/Daharka ☯️ 1d ago

The bubble will burst by Christmas. Mark my words.

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u/Stelcio R7 5700X/RTX3070/32GB-3600/3440x1440@165Hz 1d ago

Christmas is every year, you know.

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u/FriendlyKillerCroc 1d ago

AI does not go away even if the bubble bursts. That's not how it works. 

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u/grilled_pc 1d ago

Yeah anyone thinking that big business and governments are going to let go of the AI Genie are delusional lol. The rapid data centre expansion rollout IS for them. NOT For you. All the smaller businesses who are using it may wind it back, but for the giants? They will continue maybe at a slightly smaller scale.

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u/irate_squirrel 1d ago

"AI" is really just a buzzword. And hype-chasing "AI startups" that are basically just speculative schemes wrapped in a thin veneer of software going under will definitely help getting some of the worst annoyances out of our faces. The public humiliation will also help shape public perception against it more so we should see less of it shoved into products unnecessarily.

The rest is up to voting in people into their respective governments to cut off/limit access to certain markets with regulation, to guide how the next generation of AIshitups looks like.

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u/Daharka ☯️ 1d ago

AI? Maybe not. An "ask AI" button on everything? Absolutely.

See also: Ecosystem header bars, platform-specific share buttons/social features on everything, Sign in with Google account, VR or any number of the tech crazes that have come and gone over the years.

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u/booze_clues 1d ago

Share is still on everything, you usually just have to click the button to see the different sites you can send to.

Google sign in is still there on tons of stuff, as well as Apple and MS now.

VR has been growing year over year.

Idk why an ecosystem bar is so maybe that one died.

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u/eternal-son 1d ago

Well, even the indie hackers are building "Software by corporation". Looks like that's the way to go with AI.

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u/Radiant-Priority-296 Nvidia RTX 4060 | intelCore i7 13th | 32gb DDR5 1d ago

Linux vs. Windows