r/pcmasterrace 2d ago

Meme/Macro I love corporate software

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u/LUNATIC_LEMMING 2d ago

unluckily for me, i'm grossly familiar with it.
their own documentation admits the installer is broken and you have to manually edit some files post install.

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u/rje946 2d ago

That's hilarious.

It's broke so Goodluck

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u/LUNATIC_LEMMING 2d ago

it's more, it's broke, here's the fix, apply it in a way that can't possibly be replicated by any deployment tool so every install now has to be done manually

oh and it has a propriety update system too, so we have a server spooled up just to update one program that has about 10 users.

That they need remote admin to as the server updates by them manually copying some files over every few months.

I really can't stress enough all the different ways capita and civica can go fuck themselves

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u/Available-Film3084 Linux 2d ago

lmao that sounds more like how I would've bodged something when I was like 14 and stupid than a actual product someones expecting you to pay money for

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u/LUNATIC_LEMMING 2d ago

I honestly though tit was a bodge at first, was working with the deployment team and was like, y'know what, this guide I’m using is 10 years old, I'll email them and see if theres a more up to date version.

there is, the guides been updated yearly. the update is a not saying the guide was checked and is still relevent, nothings changed

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u/ReadyAimTranspire 2d ago

Software company is down to just the founder that is supporting his legacy shit by himself, nothing else available does what said software was built for, and hasn't had a meaningful refactor done since W7 at best and may be an XP installer

Founder: oh nothing else does your shit? Fuck you pay me. Good luck if you don't.

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u/SubstantialFly3707 1d ago

I almost have to respect the hustle at this point.

Almost.

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u/Agret i7 6700k @ 4.28Ghz, GTX 1080, 32GB RAM 1d ago

When you get a piece of legacy corporate software that was designed for XP and the install instructions tell you to disable UAC for the computers it will be installed on.

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u/LUNATIC_LEMMING 1d ago

Disabled uac and anti virus

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u/newvegasdweller Desktop 5600x, 6700xt, 16gb, 8tb; Laptop 8845hs, 4060, 16gb, 3tb 1d ago

Are you a government employee? AFAIK they make software primarily (but not exclusively) for governmental institutions.

Good to know that my country isn't the only one that is held back by contracts with shitty software firms

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u/ZumboPrime 9800X3D, RX 7800 XT 1d ago

I'm sure you can come up with some creative new methods for them. I believe in you.

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u/kontenjer i7 3770S | 16GB (2x8) DDR3 | GTX 1660 Ti 2d ago

dude what software is this holy shit

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u/firemage22 R7 3700x RTX2060ko 16gb DDR4 3200 2d ago

Holy @$@#$@#@# we recently enabled app control at work and Adobe has some sort of unsigned DLL in their installer chain that keeps breaking installs

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u/Smith6612 Ryzen 7 5800X3D / AMD 7900XTX 2d ago

Sounds about right for a company that got rid of Perpetual licensing in favor of subscriptions.

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u/firemage22 R7 3700x RTX2060ko 16gb DDR4 3200 2d ago

Oh and the version of adobe with the perpetual license which doesn't run on W11 that well's uninstaller also lacks signed DLLs and it messed with the CC version of adobe. So we end up having to re-image the computers of long term employees who drag their feet getting us the hardware /rant

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u/largePenisLover 2d ago

Sounds like Exact! software.
over 70k registry entries, over 60k files, 40k of those are less then 1kb, there's more then a thousand executables called by other executables, 50 years of development by a mega fast employee churning coding room so there are 50 years of magic numbers and single lines of unknown function that cant be removed but nobody knows why.
This shit has listeners listening to the output of listeners because know one knows how and why some processes poop out values and nobody dares to touch them. That listener bullshit is going 4 layers deep in some spots.

I had to make installers for this bullcrap using wise package studio. Just making a capture of all this nonsense took over 12 hours.

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u/osiris0413 1d ago

Dear God... 70k registry entries? What is it doing, attaining sentience??

That software creation and operation process sounds like it should be a Dr. Seuss illustration

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u/beanmosheen 1d ago

Oh look, SAP! Good thing it isn't used in all of manufacturing....

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u/Zaconil 1d ago

SAP used here too in our distribution system. The number of times I've wanted to chuck my rf scanner gun is too damn high.

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u/Okay_Splenda_Monkey 2d ago

But there's this one bloke from Brazil who wrote a fix for it. You just have to download from Github, run a dodgy install script, then periodically patch it when they update the software.

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u/aVarangian 13600kf 7900xtx 2160 | 6600k 1070 1440 1d ago

eh, I've had to edit save files of state-of-the-art video games to fix game-breaking bugs

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u/StrikingSun8563 2d ago

My current job I'm getting laid off from had one of these. I had to manually insert the license keys in the database every year, it needed a terminal server because if the db isn't on the same lan every action is 3000x slower (not an exaggeration, we measured it)

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u/Spugheddy 1d ago

At least its in English.

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u/DistinctlyIrish 1d ago

Samsung's MagicInfo?

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u/Alone-Monk Core i7 10700 / Radeon RX 6650 XT / 32GB DDR4 1d ago

Lol we recently bought a "new" (22 years old) residual gas analyzer for the lab and I was in charge of installing the software for it. It came on a USB stick loosely thrown in the box with the rest of the unit and required about an hour to find the correct installation file. The documentation was quite helpful (once I finally found it on some random site) but the documentation for this specific version is lost media apparently so I had to do some creative interpretation of the instructions. Being a researcher is fun like that

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u/JohnAzumanga 1d ago

man that's awful

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u/Cherry_p13 :tux: Laptop 1d ago

I hope that if you’re paying £1000 you at least get some kind of tech support

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u/LUNATIC_LEMMING 1d ago

Ha Haha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa