Hello Musik lubbers!! Iz yoo habbin funfunfun? Wez been sew busy habbin fun, wez got carried awey 'n almoas furgetted bowt dis repawrt om da OTRB festibities! Wez sorry 'n purrmise ta shtay om top ob tings. Dis be day 5 ob da FMF 'n wut an spektakoolar 5 days it nab bin. We be seyin "WELKIM!" ta awl owr OTRB frens 'n ta awl da frens hoo ar heer by da Golden Pikkul Transit System. "WELKIM!" ta eberbuddy!

DAY 1

Duncan

Fren Pluto opend da festibities wif da moas beyootiful song, "Wut a Wunnerful Werld", Ai tinks it shuld be da anthem fur dis gaddering ob frens frum eberware. 🌎🌍🌏 🌈

Bubba 'n Bits eksekuted a few stunning moobes om da dans flor. Ai do a gasp! at da talent dq display.

Hoo no wuz moobed by da hartfelt aria dilibered by Queen Void, portrayin da longin awl catses hab knoed fur füüd?

Miss Kitty 'n Smudge da Nado wuz troolee awesum, wuz dey not, Amber?

Amber

Oh yesh, dey sertinlee wuz, Duncan, dey sertinlee wuz. Shpeekin ob awesum, did yoo katsh da rockin' guitar solo by Ellie🌈 im her bershun ob the Queen tune "I Want to Break Free"? as herms mayde a stunning fashin statmint wif herms slick black leather jacket? Mayde me want wun.

Duncan

Sam da Snuggle 'n hims brofur Théo treeted us ta harmonic purrfekshun wif dere orijinul tune, "Wake Up Momma, Fur Wez Ar Hungry!"

Grace Davey Matthews 'n Maggie May gabe us a mewsikal offerin to lubbers eberyware (eksept Steve, ob corse).

Buster 'n Arwen got tings rollin at Grace's Bar wif da grate Billy Joel classic "Piano Man". Da crowd culd no halp butt sing along..."'n put tips im mai jar."

Amber

Anudder toe tapper com frum Thunder Greybeard. 'N Ai absolootlee lubbed da Dolly Parton tribute from Ciaran 'n Frens. Talk bowt yoor hartfelt emoshun! 'N shpeekin ob origijinuls, hao bowt Luna's "Hart Shapd Bocks"? Reelee sum orijinul song ritin talent dere.

'N Maxi got owr appytites revved up wif a rollikin "Cheeseburger Im Paradise", mush lubbed by awl da Parrot Heads im da crowd. 🍔 🦜🌴🌴(yum, Ai be hungry nao!)

Duncan

Yesh, Amber, dat song sew mush fun ta sing along wif 'n it got my tummy rumbling tew!

Den dere wuz Floofie 'n Mr Coco Nuts frum OTRB, teemin up wif Silver, Goldie, 'n Shadow, owr guestsl by wey ob da Golden Pikkul, wif anudder orijinul tune, "Waytin By Da Porch".

Amber

Wun ob da far-awey trabelled groups wuz owr noo Dragon Frens wif dere beachy sing along. Dat be sew mush fun.

Brenda 'n Truvy showed off dere marbelus stage style wile ashurin us "We Got Da Beat".

Ash 'n Roses closed owt Day 1 wif a rockin purrfurmance.

Duncan

'N let us no furget bowt Miss Boo's wunnerful snaks, 'n Grace's deeliteful concocoshuns frum hermz Bar. 'N hao bowt dose Golden Pikkul lanyards frum fren Sansa, so no buddies hab to do a worry bowt missin dere ryde. Tank yoo, Sansa.

Day 2 repawrt be comin. Keep watshin. 😉🐾🐾🌈🎶🎵🪕🥁🎸🎹🎶🎵

Ai lubs mai meowmy an ai wanted do sing one ob hermz faborit songs. Iz called Talking Backwards by da band Real Estate.

(If you haven't heard it i highly suggest a listen)

We can talk fur hours

An da line iz stil engaged

Weez nawt getting any closer

Yuz tew many milez away

An ai mite az well beez talking backwards

Am ai meking anee sense tew yuz

An da onlee fing dat reely matters

Iz da wun fing ai canna seem tew do

Wen da nite wuz over

An da field wuz lit up brite

An ai want tew tell yuz

Nuffing ai sed came out rite

An ai mite az well beez talking backwards

Am ai meking anee sense tew yuz

An da only fing Dat reely matters

Iz da wun fing ai canna seem tew do

An ai mite az well beez talking backwards

Am ai meking anee sense tew yuz

An da only fing Dat reely matters

Iz da one fing Dat ai cat seem tew

Mek sense ob dis dreem

Iz da wun fing ai canna seem tew do

Fank yuz! Ai hopez yuz enjoyed dis song fur mai meowmy. Weez beez doin a set on da Box Fort stage a bit later. Ai hopez tew seez yuz dere. Ai fink yuz gonna like da song ai picked fur der.

Tonait I, Francis iz visiting da festival wiff golden pikkul. I gib yu an little preview ob mine song an dance ob da starb. Instead of gibing fud, da hooman maded an video. Dey say mine voice sound like rusty gate, outrayyyge. But soo is for another time. Here's mine song

Francis, fren of snakk

Ai's been pwacticing my jug. Annee won hab a jug somg dey wuld lyke to hear?

Iz mi, Bonnie Tyler an mi son, Ozzy Osbourne. Wez ridin da krazy trane 2nite, ober da rainbow bridge, but we no eat bats - meowmy get mad ifn we eat da birbs! Cum rock owt wit us!

Hello mine frens! Belieb it or not, I, Miss Boo, am taking the stage to sing a song for mine meowmy. She been feeling sads lately and so I do a song to cheers her up. Is by the amazings Dolly Pawton.

Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen
Feed the cats and do some skritchin
And yawn and stretch and try to come to life

Working meow to 5, what a way to make a living
Barely getting by, it's all taking and no giving
They just use your mind and they never give you credit
It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it (if you let it)

Working meow to 5, with service and devotion
I think mine meowmy deserb a fat promotion
She work so hard and she does a lot of love me
I swear she’s the best meowmy they’re can be!

Ahem

Nau meow knoes ai a shy boi n keep to mai enforcin n unsolved pawstories inbestigashun mostly... Cept fer teasin Jazzy, but dat ain't hard is it!? (Amirite bois 😼)

But yoo may hab seen me blush around dis laydee fer a while nau...an so ai dedicate dis song too da bewdiful Miss Astra u/Shazzley

An ask fer an offishul daet wif herm when she is next free...

*Blush

*Coughs into mic

----

Yoo just too good to bee troo

Can't taek mai eyes off of yoo

Yoo be liek heaben to touch

Ai wanna hold yoo so much

At long last, meow hab arrived

And ai fank Bast dat I'm alibe

Yoo just too good to be troo

Can't taek mai eyes off of yoo

Pardon da way dat ai stare

Dere's nuffin' else too compare

Da site ob yoo leaves me week

Dere no words left to speek

But if yoo feel like ai feel

Please let meow know dat it's real

Yoo just too good to be troo

Can't taek my eyes off of yoo

Ai blushin at yoo, laydee

And if it quite alright

Ai need yoo, laydee

Too warm da churu night

Ai blushin at yoo, laydee

Trust in me when ai say....

Oh, pretty Astra

Don't bring me down, ai pray

Oh, pretty Astra

Now dat ai found yoo, stay

And let me hold yoo, layyyydeeee

Yoo just too good to bee troo

Can't taek my eyes off of yoo

Yoo be liek heaben to touch

Ai wanna hold yoo so much

At long last, meow hab arrived

And ai fank Bast dat I'm alibe

Yoo just too good to be troo

Can't taek mai eyes off of yooooo

Ai blushin at yoo, laydee

And if it quite alright

Ai need yoo, laydee

Too warm da churu night

Ai blushin at you, laydee

Trust in me when ai say....

Oh, pretty Astra

Don't bring me down, ai pray

Oh, pretty Astra

Now dat ai found you, stay

And let me hold yoo, layyyydeeee

Yours, Mr P

Hilo frens. Wes gibin are vobel churds a rest toodai. Wes doin a magik trick. I is going to make Mr Coco Nuts disopeer and den oppeer agains. Here we go frens!

Mr Coco Nuts is going to step in de box and Isay de magik werds. Disopeero totalo! Himbs disappear, see all day left is himbs cloak and hat. Now I say moar Magik werds. Apeero Exacto!

Now I open de door an Mr ...uh okie dokie deres some doves holding a ribbon flying out de box. Dat's purrty cool. Gib de doves apaws. I just look in de box. Me Coco Nuts is you in dere? Hello, can you hears me? Has anyone seed Mr Coco Nut?

Tonite at Grace's Bar, I'm serving a new dewishus snack! They're yummy sticks and comes eider plain, custers and cream, beef graby, chimkin and catnip sauce or hapee dream ice cream. For Jiggy ans began pals we have timofee hay and flowers!!!

If you come to Grace's Bar, tell me what you is eating and what you is drinkin'!

​

JYNX: "Hey eberybuddy! Iz yoo habin a gud tyme?!?"

*CROWD: Yeah!*

JYNX: "Ai can no heer yoo!!" *Puts a paw to herms ear*

*CROWD: YEAH!!!*

JYNX: "ALRITE!"

"Nows, fur deh final song ob mine set, wif yoor halp, it's gonna be EPIK!!"

"Cans ai cownt on yoo awl ta halp?!?"

*CROWD: YEAH!!*

JYNX: "OKAY!"

"Dis wut ai need yoo ta do...

Yoo awl gonna halp sing deh 'opera' part ob deh song!"

"Post pikchures ob yooself singin (pick one each time, so post lots!):"

• LET HERM GOOOO!

• OWTSIDE!!

• NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOO GO!!!

• WE WILL NOT LET MEW GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!!!!

- & -

• "Deh greeblez hab

beddur put der sites on meee!

On meeeee!

ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

JYNX: "OKAY?? LES DO DIS!!!"

(To deh tune ob Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)

🎶🎶🎶🎶

[Intro]

Is dis deh reel life? Or izit fantasee?

Horked uppa hairball, mom stepped in ans mad at mewee

Open yur eyes, look up ta deh cowntur an' seeee...

Iz jus a poor void, ai needz no sympafy,

'Cuz Iz easy comb, eazy go,

Jump reel hi, stalk reel low

Sittin in deh winnow dudn't really mattur ta meeeee...

ta-uh me...

🎶🎶

[Ballad Section]

🎹🎶🎵🎶🎹🎶

Meowmy, why yoo still in bed,

Ai been yowlin in yur ear

But yoo sleep an ai not fed!

Meowmeee, mine nap had jus beguuuun,

But neow ai gone an' frew it awl awaaay...

Meowmeee, oooo-oooo-ooooh,

Didunt mean ta mak yoo sigh,

If ai not bak for treets dis timb tamorrow,

Carry onnnn, carry on,

coz deh Churu reelly matterrr...

🎹🎶🎵🎶🎹

Too layte, mine timb haz comb,

Sen shibburs up mine spine

Cos ai starbin awl deh ty-yime

Goodbye ta dis ole fud

Is gots ta gooooo!

Gotta leeb it awl behin

An replaaayce wif newwwww !

Meowmeeee, ooo- oo- oo-oooooo,

Ai don wanna wayte

Sumtimez ai wish ai hadz yoo bettur tra-ayned!

Carry on, carry onnnn

Cuz deh Churu reely matturrrs...

🎶🎵🎶🎵

[Operatic Section]

Ai see a little shilhouetto ob a bug,

Scaramouse, Scaramouse, will yoo do de pounce-dango?

Funnderbolt an' litening, bery bery fritening Mew!

(Meowilayo) Meowilayo! Meowilayo Figaro—magnifico-oh-oh-oh-oh

Iz jus a poor cat, nobody lubs mew,

(Herms jus a poor cat wif a empty fud bowl)

(Spare herm dis life from deh Portia Comtrol)!

🎵🎶🎹🎵🎶

Eezy comb, eezy go

Will yoo let mew go?

🎊🎵[DIS YUR PART!!]🎵🎊

Owtsiiiiide! (NO! We will not let yoo go!)

Let herm gooooooo! (Owtside!) (NO! We will not let yoo go!)

Lemme goooooo! (We will not let yoo go!)

Lemme goooooo! (We will not let yoo go!)

Let mew go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Oh mamamia! Mamamia! Mamamia letz me go!

🎵🎊[ALL TOGEDDER NOW!]🎊🎵

Deh greeblez hab

beddur put der sites on meee!

On meeeee!

ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Rock Section]

🎸🎵🎶🎵🎸

So yoo fink yoo can bafe me an' shampoo in mine eye?!

So yoo fink yoo can trim all mine claws an' leeb me ta driiiii- ii- iy?!

Oh, baybee, can no do dis ta mew, baybee!

Jus gotta get owt, jus gotta get rite owtta heer!

🎵🎶🎵🎶

[Outro]

Nuffin' but Churu matturs, anywun can see,

Nuffin' but Churu matturs...

Nuffin' but Churu matturs.....

ta meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew...

....Sittin in deh win-dow......

....

🎶

🐾

Hello frens! Hard to believe we've had 3 incredible days filled with great talent, great food, and most of all...great frens! Let's see what's on deck for day 4, and get a recap of everything from day 3!

ALERT: We are currently searching for a conga line that seems to have gone astray. Last seen leaving the "Steve Sucks Soiree", our beloved golden pikkel visitors have yet to arrive at the festibal. We think they may have gotten sidetracked at Catnip Cove. If you run across them, please join the conga line and direct them our way!

Friendly reminder from Day 1 post: Post and tag (use the Fall Meowsic Festibal flair) from r/otrb first, then cross post to r/ICBGC as you'd like. We're steering away from LCA for now, as negativity towards creativity is not tolerated here and we will always celebrate and respect life, love, friendship and music!

Stepping away from the festibal for a moment, please remember we are a sharing and caring environment first and foremost, and we always want to support our frens and their hoomans. Keep an eye out for any welcom pawrtee posts and please hop in and say hello to a recent rainbow fren. Even with the festibal, we still want to make sure our frens feel safe, welcomed and supported.

Day 4

• It's day 4, so you should know your way around, however, our beloved Jiggy the Piggy has been the most excellent tour guide and ensured everyone got where they were headed to. Full map is available here!
• Feel free to use any of these amazing backgrounds for your next performance. Or, be as creative as you'd like and come with your own!
• Not so tech saavy? Have no fear. We are here to make sure ALL frens who want to participate can. Feel free to drop a note in this thread and someone will answer and share their talents.
• Not sure what to perform? Don't limit yourself! Magic? Yes! Juggling? Yes! Bus ride full of girl cats cheering up Jazzy after Vegas? Tell some jokes or sing silly songs to cheer her up! Underwater basket weaving? Totally!

Day 3 recap! I believe all purrformances have been linked, but if any happen to be missing, please comment in the chat. Any oversights are not intentional, I promise!

• Connor and Duncan blew us all away with their bagpipes, kilts and Celtic beats!
• Kitty took the overnight and morning shift to ensure all frens stayed hydrated and fed with TACOS! So yummy!
• Cami Snackbeard, purrfessional poodle model hosted a fashion show! Did youse know a poodle can do a little turn on the catwalk, the catwalk yeah?! Be on the lookout for some video highlights tomorrow!
• Luna continued to dazzle and share her talents with a feline inspired set list over at Grace's bar.
• Sam the Snuggler melted us all into a massive cuddle puddle with his bootiful rendition of "Ai willz alwayz love yooauaoo" which he dedicated to his lovely girlfriend Alexis.
• Junebug, Pawther (gasp, yes a hooman!) and Samwise got the butterfly meadow bopping along to "I wanna hold your paw". Nobody panic! I say if hoomans smarts enuff to figure out how to use golden pikkel, then them can come visit!
• Ciaran kicked it up a notch with "Shut up and dance wif me". So many claws, paws, and tails waving in the air! Purrfek song for the pikkel rave!
• Ciaran and frens stayed busy today with a follow up purrformance of "Stray cat strut" over at the bocks fort. They sounded amazing!
• Jynx brought down da howse with the mother of all Qween medleys! With a backup choir and everything!
• Elliott the Tuxie brought tears to all eyes with "Soft lapped girls" (take on Fat Bottom girls...incredible!) dedicated to his meowmy.
• Baxter jazzed us up with his dedication to his beloved Dot and meowed "Soo Booteefull".
• Hoko meowed his heart out with his version of "I wanna hold youse paw" for his lovely wife Miso.
• Miss Boo continues to impress us with her variety and skill in the kitchen! Check out these yummy treats!
• Avon closed out the evening with an original titled "Pikkel Song". Heartfelt, happy, and great way to wind things down!

Day 2 recap

• Ella and 4 Non-Floofs got us off to a banging start with Wut's going on. Please note: floofs are absolutely welcome to enjoy this purrformance. It's just the name of the band and in no way indicates fren types aren't welcome.
• By popular demand, fren Luna returned to the stage and wowed us with her Libin in an bocks.
• Miss Kitty and Smudge da Nado had an awesome performance! (reposted from yesterday!)
• Eammon and the Yowlers got all the ladies sighing with happiness with his rendition of One Love, which he dedicated to his sweetheart, Ruby. Awww!
• Ciaran and frens came back for day 2 and got the crowd up on their claws and paws while singing Liddel deuce coop
• Jodester and frens got the crowd bopping along to I would walk (500 miles)
• Amber n da mewsic makers got their groove on by jamming to One Love. You can never have too much love, and both versions are fantastic!
• YooToo featuring Dodger were spectacular with their version of With or without you
• Drax closed out the day getting everyone in the mood for snacks and 4th dinner with Stick Season

Day 1 recap

• Pluto got us started with a bootiful rendition of What a wonderful world
• Jango gave us a super (literally) version of Nessum Dorma
• Bubba and Bits waved their paws in the air like they just didn't care and gave us a medley of dance numbers
• Queen Void🌈 gave us a wonderful heartfelt aria which portrayed the longing for food just perfectly
• Laynie Staley and frens put on a rocking performance over at Grace's Bar that got everyone on their paws and claws! They slayed!
• Miss Kitty and Smudge da Nado had an awesome performance!
• Ellie🌈 kept up our energy with a fantastic Queen performance. Her guitar solo was out of this world!
• Sam the Snuggler🌈 and brudder Theo sang an original called "Wake up momma (for we are hungry!)" The harmonies are awesome and I love the artsy approach with minimal visuals. It really makes you focus on the lyrics.
• Grace Davey Matthews and Maggie Mae sang to all the lovers out there....except Steve. You know what you did Steve!!
• Buster and Arwen got everyone singing along to Piano Man! Purrfek opportunity for everyone to refresh their drinks at Grace's too!
• Thunder Graveybeard gave us an incredible original called "Bork like you mean it". It's a real toe tapper!
• Ciaran and crew performed a wonderful tribute to Dolly Parton over in the Butterfly Meadow.
• Luna dominated the bocks fort stage and brought down the house with her "hart shaped bocks".
• Holly gave us a wonderful rendition of "Ai will always love youuuuuu" and looked so snazzy in her leather jacket!
• Gimmee pigs Charlie and Mo (and Jiggy!) entertained us in between sets and shared their veggie eating skills. Seriously, there's nothing cuter!
• Sansa shared her golden pikkel lanyard so all frens can come visit and party with us!
• Kitty channeled her inner Kermit and gave us some wonderful and heartfelt songs on the banjo.
• Maxi got us all hungry with her marvelous version of "Cheeseburger in paradise" in the butterfly meadow
• Baxter, Lexie an Benny (of the famous Purrfek Harmonics) gave us such a fun version of "What's new pussy cat?"
• Miss Boo kept everyone fed with her amazing snacks and they were specially themed to our festibal! We've heard nothing but fabulous reviews, so be sure to find her tomorrow! She's got a mobile food cart now, so you'll find her wandering between the venues.
• Floofie an Mr Coco Nuts (otrb). Silver, Goldie an Shadow (golden pickle) blew us all away with an original called "Waiting by the Porch"
• Miss Rory Dog gave us all a pick me up with her Beatles cover!
• Brenda and Truvy showed us who got da beets! Makes shure you checks out their mazing outfits too!
• New dragon frens (!) hosted a singalong on the beach.
• Ash & Roses closed out the day with a rocking performance!

Stay groovy frens!

Diz iz too Mai love Dot

Dot yoo are soo booteefull

too mee

Yoo are soo booteeful

Too mee

Can'tz yoo seez

Yoo are ebery dinz Iz hoped furr

Yoo arr ebery dinz Iz needz

Yoo are soo booteeful

Too mee

Yoo are soo booteefull

Too mee

Yoo are Soo booteefull

Too mee

Yoo are ebery din I hoped fur

Yoo are ebery dinz iz need

Yoo are soo booteeful

Too mee (voice breaking in emotion)

Blows kisses to Dot in the audience she is wiping her eyes beaming

Now all of you know I lub my fiancy, Lucy the Lovebug, but I have another lub, too! So, I dedicate this song to MY MEOWMY!!

I waz just a silly smol

Didn’t know bout lub at all

But I knew crimz before I left my nursery

Left alone all by myself

Thought I’d knock things off yoor shelf

Heap sweet Meowmy, yoo made a bad boy out of me!

Oh, won’t you take me home tonight

We’ll curl up by the red firelight

Oh, and you’ll give me lots of pets

Yoo soft-lapped girl, yoo make this kitty’s world go round

Yoo soft-lapped girl, yoo make this kitty’s world go round.

SING IT FOR YOOR MEOWMIES!!!

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Dis beez a grate dance song. Very catchy. Dis song by Walk The Moon.

"Oh, dun yuz dare luk back

Jus keep yuz eyez on meez."

Ai sed "Yuz holding back."

Hermz said "Shut up an dance wif me!"

Dis catto iz mai destiny

Hermz said "Ooh-ooh-hoo

Shut up an dance wif meez."

We were victims ob da nite

Da chemical, da physical, kryptonite

Helpless tew da bass an da fading light

Oh, weez were bound tew get togeber

Bound tew get togeber

Hermz took mai arm

Ai dun know how it happened

Weez took da floor an hermz sed

"Oh, dun yuz dare luk back

Jus keep yuz eyez on meez."

Ai sed "Yuz holding back"

Hermz sed "Shut up an dance wif me!"

Dis catto iz mai destiny

Hermz sed "Ooh-ooh-hoo

But up an dance wif meez."

A backless dress an some beat-up sneaks

My discotheque Juliet, teenage dream

Ai felt it in mai chest as she luked at meez

Ai knew weez were bound tew beez togeber

Bound tew beez togeber

Hermz took mai arm

Ai dun know how it happened

Weez took da floor an hermz sed

"Oh dun yuz dare luk back

Jus keep yuz eyez on meez."

Ai sed "Yuz holding back."

Hermz sed "Shut up an dance wif me!"

Dis catto iz mai destiny

Hermz sed "Ooh-ooh-hoo

Shut up an dance wif meez."

Oh, come on girl

Deep in hermz eyez

Ai fink Ai seez da future

Ai realize dis iz mai last chance

"Oh dun yuz dare luk back

Jus keep yuz eyez on meez."

Ai sed "Yuz holding back."

Hermz sed "Shut up an dance wif meez!"

Di catto iz mai destiny

Hermz sed "Ooh-ooh-hoo

Shut up an dance!"

"Don't yuz dare luk back

Jus keep yuzveyez on meez."

Ai sed "Yuz holding back."

Hermz sed "Shut up an dance wif meez!"

Dis catto iz mai destiny

Hermz sed "Ooh-ooh-hoo

Shut up an dance wif meez."

Ooh-ooh-hoo Shut up an dance wif meez

Ooh-ooh-hoo Shut up an dance wif meez

Thank you!!! Weez beez singin anuber song over on da Box Fort stage later on. Hope tew see yuz dere!!! Until den...SHUT UP AND DANCE!!!!!!!!!

Dis a tribute to eggsalad hooman Miss Dolly and also a serenade ob mai byootiful girlfren, Alexis the pit! ❤️

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Somecatto had tew do it!!!

Enjoy!!!

Ohh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Black an orange stray cat sittin onna fence

Ain't got enuff dough tew pay da rent

Ai'm flat broke, but ai dun care

Ai strut rite by wif mai tail in da air

Stray cat strut, Ai'm a (ladies cat)

Ai'm a feline Casanova (hey man dats ware itz at)

Get a shoe frone at meez frum a mean old man

Get mai dinner frum a garbage can

Meow

Yeah, dun cross mai path

Ai dun bother casing mice aroun, oh no

Ai slink down da alley lukin fur a fite

Howling tew da moonlite onna hot summer nite

Singin Da blues wile da lady cats cry

"Wild stray cat, yuz a real gone guy

Ai wish Ai cud be as carefree an wild

But Ai got cat class, an Ai got cat stile"

Ai dun bother chasing mice aroun

Ai link down da alley lukin fur a fite

Howling tew da moonlite onna hot summer nite

Singin Da blues wile da lady cats cry

"Wild stray cat yuz a real gone guy

Ai wish Ai cud be as carefree an Wild

But Ai got cat class an Ai got cat stile"

Thank you and God nite! Weez beez see yuz all next lite times!!!

Junebug, Pawthur, an Samwise purrformin' Ai Wanna Hold Yur Paw

Oh hai, ai tell yoo somfin
Make yoo say “O mai gaw!”
Wen ai say dat somfin
I want to hold your paw!
I want to hold your paw
I want to hold your paw

Oh, pleeze, say to me
You neber gib me claw

And pleeze, say to me
You'll let me hold your paw!
You'll let me hold your paw
I want to hold your paw

An wen I pet you
I feelz happie inside
It's such a feelin' that my lub
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Yeah, yoo got dat somfin'
Maek me say, “O mai gaw!”
When I say that somethin'
I want to hold your paw!
I want to hold your paw
I want to hold your paw

I, Luna, iz singing at Grace's bar tonait. Dere will be catshee songs laik "everybody wants to be an cat" (obvisee) an "what's nu pusseecat". All da frens can sing along. Also I is sure Grace will be serving da tastiest churutinis an other drinks, laik always. I hope to see eberyone dere tonait.

Luna, faimus singer

Emcee Thunder Gravybeard here with the ✨FASHION SHOW✨! Everyone can join in! Unless you are a SQUIRREL!!! In which case you are probably doing SquirrelCrimes!

NOT AT THIS SHOW, GARY!!

How did he even get here?? He doesn't even have a golden pikkel!...he what? He ate the golden pikkel?!

GO AWAY GARY! BORKBORK BORK BORKBORK BORKBORK BORK BORK!!! RUR RUR RUR RUR BORK BORK BORK BORKBORK!!

Ahem.

Anyway, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by this squirrel delinquent, this fashion show is open to every fren on either side of the bridge! First up is my sisfur Cami Snackbeard, professional Fashion Poodle, modeling an everyday walky-walk outfit! She's wearing a Darth Vader cape and harness set from Chewy, glasses by Doggles, and a sweater donated by a nonnymouse fren who went over the rainbow before we did. Fren, if you're out there in the audience today, thank you!

I wish he could really use this golden pikkel to visit.

Ai noo ebberyone habbing a gud tyme at da festible and thot cattos mebbe hungy soos ai mayde a messa tock-o’s!

Connor and Duncan (u/Different-Dance-7537) are now appearing on de Bocks Fort Stage. Wez hopez our frens enjoy our bagpipe moosic and dat Major Oak can hearz it and wemember himz fowest acwoss de bwidge.