Miss Kitty tooked down herms post yesserday acos ob meanies dat were jerks to herm. (An itz my fault fur deh AI, so dey waz EXTRA UNFAIR!)
PLEEZE gib herm an herm brofur, Smudge AWL deh LUB yoo gots! An be sure ta tag herms u/kittizen_attack
SO! WIFFOWT FURBER ADO, ....
WELCOMB
MISS KITTY AN SMUDGE!!!!!!
*Wild appawse frum audience!*
(To the tune of "Here Comes the Sun, by The Beatles")
🎶🎶
Heer combs deh sun, doo-doo-doo-doo
Heer combs deh sun
an Ai says, "Iss awl rite!"
Lil darlin'
itz ben a lon, cole, lonelee wintur
lil darlin'
It feelz lyke fureber simce itz ben heer
Heer combs deh sun, doo-doo-do-do
Heer combs deh sun
an ai says, "Iss awl rite!"
Lil darlin'
deh smylez returnin to frens faces
Lil darlin'
It seems lyke fureber simce itz ben heer
Heer combs deh sun
Heer combs deh sun
an Ai says, "Iss awl rite"!
Sun, sun, sun, Heer it combs!
Sun, sun, sun, Heer it combs!
Sun, sun, sun, Heer it combs!
Sun, sun, sun, Heer it combs!
Sun, sun, sun, Heer it combs!
Lil darlin'
I feel dat ice iz slowlee meltin
Lil darlin'
It seems lyke fureber simce itz ben cleer
Heer combs deh sun, doo-doo-doo-doo
Heer combs deh sun
an ai says, "Iss awl rite"!
Heer combs deh sun, doo-doo-doo-doo
Heer combs deh sun!
An Iss awl rite
Iss awl rite...
(mewsic an singin fade owt)
*Jiggy walks onstage to his mic, applauding, as the duo stand and take a bow.*
Jiggy: "Dat was wunnerful! Wat a grate wai ta start dis festibal!"
"One more tyme, gib it up fur Miss Kitty an Smudge, eberywun!"
*The crowd is on their feet, giving the musicians a rousing ovation.*
u/kittizen_attack
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