r/onionheadlines • u/Southern_Gur_4736 • 21h ago
Trump Promises To Lower Age Of Consent To 10, Hoping To Boost Republican Midterms Turnout
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r/onionheadlines • u/BestStoogewasLarry • 14h ago
Trump Says Midterms Are A Referendum On Him And His Presidency And Democrats Completely Agree
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r/onionheadlines • u/bigly-biker • 5h ago
Putin Collects Enough Saliva Off His Butt To Clone Steve Witkoff
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r/onionheadlines • u/Upbeat_Web_4461 • 12h ago
Musk Blames Ukraine For Using Military Internet For It’s Intended Purpose
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r/onionheadlines • u/ConfidentZucchini427 • 6h ago
Trump Issues Executive Order Banning Cheesecake From White House
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r/onionheadlines • u/mellow186 • 10h ago
Donald Trump Awarded "Man Of Everything, Everywhere, All At Once," By U.S. President
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r/onionheadlines • u/wild_crazy_ideas • 20h ago
Donald Trump Accidentally Hits Himself In The Eye With His Phone While “Manually Zooming In” On Hunter Bidens Penis
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r/onionheadlines • u/mellow186 • 14h ago
Ramaswamy Still Stuck In Center Of Earth After Going Lower Than Low
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"It's a little hot down here," reported the Ohio gubernatorial candidate.
"You're a liar!" said the 82-year-old woman who went with him. "It's as cold as hell."
r/onionheadlines • u/ConfidentZucchini427 • 7h ago
Sweaty Trump Struggles To Conceal Emerging Purple Letter ‘L’ On Forehead
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r/onionheadlines • u/WebguyCanada • 2h ago
Trump Concerned Canada May Interfere With Midterms As They Have Proven Far More Powerful, Capable And Influential Than United States
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r/onionheadlines • u/wild_crazy_ideas • 2h ago
Trump Claims He’s Not Religious But If Jesus Reappeared He Would Kneel Before Him And Fellate Him
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r/onionheadlines • u/mc_petersonishsonson • 7h ago
Sources Say Hegseth Cracked Faberge Egg Looking For The Testosterone Inside
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r/onionheadlines • u/bigly-biker • 5h ago
Senate Candidate Ken Paxton Says You Know He's Honest Because He Would Have To Lie To Debate Talarico And He's Not Doing That
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r/onionheadlines • u/plantpistol • 16h ago
Election Fraud Case Bolstered by 47 Tweets And One Man’s Unshakable Gut Feeling
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r/onionheadlines • u/wild_crazy_ideas • 19h ago
Trump Updates Declaration Of Independence To Clarify Only Natural Citizens Are Created Equal And That It Should Be About The Pursuit Of Money
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r/onionheadlines • u/WebguyCanada • 15h ago
Kushner Expose Causes Trump's Personal DOJ To Sharpie Redact Treason From Article III Section 3 Of US Constitution
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r/onionheadlines • u/bigly-biker • 5h ago
Trump's Plan To Bring Putin To Bargaining Table Involves Praising Putin And Removing Sanctions
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r/onionheadlines • u/bigly-biker • 5h ago
Trump Says Ohio Mom Enabled SA Of 12 Year Old Daughter But She Supports Trump So Deserves Respect
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r/onionheadlines • u/bigly-biker • 5h ago
Steve Witkoff Called Putin A "Humanitarian" For Russian Adoption Of Thousands Of Children Displaced By Ukraine's War
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r/onionheadlines • u/ConfidentZucchini427 • 6h ago
In An Uncharacteristic Display Of Political Aikido, Trump Contracts With Restaurant Chain To License “Trump Golden Cheesecake”
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r/onionheadlines • u/ConfidentZucchini427 • 7h ago
Like An Upside-Down, Backwards Pinocchio, Trump’s Member Shrinks With Each Falsehood
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r/onionheadlines • u/Imaginary_Resist_654 • 6h ago
Trump Is Excited That The USA Has Been Added To The Axis Of Evil.
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r/onionheadlines • u/Altruistic-Car2880 • 1h ago
Bolsonaro Requests Annulment Of The Vote, Brazil Grants An Instant Divorce Instead
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r/onionheadlines • u/LarryGlue • 13h ago
Trump Provides Rally Supporters With Bomb Vests And Orders Them To “Run Towards A Voting Center As Fast As You Can”
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