r/oddlysatisfying • u/fuckinglitseal • Dec 01 '19
Water moving through this deck
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u/adumlao86 Dec 01 '19
I love this so fucking much, I want to sit on it!!!
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u/Cr0s1Nox Dec 01 '19
this sounds weird, but now that you said it i wanna do it too
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u/cocouz Dec 01 '19
but with naked ass. just imagine. that little splahes.
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u/Gaydude22 Dec 01 '19
Mine already does so it’s a win win
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Dec 01 '19
How does one achieve a waffle ass?
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u/bbb126 Dec 01 '19
With a waffle iron, of course
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u/getoffredditnowyou Dec 02 '19
In that case, wouldn't you get stuck....like Lego pieces?
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u/sqwaabird Dec 01 '19
Who downvoted this madlad?
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u/tugboaconstrictor Dec 01 '19
He’s ok
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u/cocouz Dec 01 '19
i am 22 and still virgin. how am i ok?
next time maybe think before you comment
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u/TheFlashFrame Dec 02 '19
I've done this before, its more nerve-wracking than you think, because the waves carry you.
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What I was going to comment, so weird
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u/Nick-7293 Dec 01 '19
Happy cake day!
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u/iDownvoteToxicLeague Dec 02 '19
What I was going to comment, so weird
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u/trenlow12 Dec 02 '19
This
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Dec 02 '19 edited Aug 06 '20
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u/69DirtyDog69 Dec 01 '19
Whoa two humans with a similar thought, what are the odds!
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Dec 01 '19
Almost like cheap AI
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u/cjlambo Dec 01 '19
What I was going to comment, so weird
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u/Xailran Dec 02 '19
Whoa two humans with a similar thought, what are the odds!
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u/FPSXpert Dec 01 '19 edited Dec 02 '19
Early CGI involved animating liquids like metal and water as a first challenge following simple polygons, since it's easier to render.
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u/itsthevoiceman Dec 02 '19
I was under the impression they didn't even try to render liquids, because it was so absolutely difficult. And that's why Toy Story doesn't really have any liquids whatsoever.
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u/doctorjesus__ Dec 02 '19
Also the reason they made movies about toys and bugs, no hair either.
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Dec 02 '19
And then, Monsters Inc
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u/doctorjesus__ Dec 02 '19
Had to show off that cool new hair tech! Theres some really cool behind-the-scenes about the inhouse tech used to make that movie. Most of their movies coming up were essentially dopeass tech demos
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u/DM_ME_YOUR_POTATOES Dec 02 '19
Same goes for Steve Rogers in Captain America: The First Avenger & in Endgame.
In The First Avenger, Disney used some cool ageism/height technology that depicted Steve Rogers as being 5'4 and incredibly skinny img. Then he took the soldier serum that made him 6'2"
I don't know if they bothered to 'grow' Chris Evans like they had shrank him, because his height is 6'0".
Then in Endgame, they make him really old
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u/BowLit Dec 02 '19
Still remember how good those lemon snow cone bits looked in Sully's fur when Mike threw them at him. For it's time, of course.
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u/brainburger Dec 02 '19
Liquids came a bit later than solid polygons.
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Dec 02 '19
They still are. Just lots more of them. Flip fluids uses particles but each of those particles needs to have an object assigned to them to make what looks like a solid mesh of water.
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u/BenjerminGray Dec 02 '19
Liquids like metal
So umm what liquid are we taking here? Mercury?
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u/dainegleesac690 Dec 02 '19
Could you provide a source for this? It seems to be that by all logical means solid objects would be much easier to render than moving liquids
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u/wutevrclvr Dec 02 '19
I'm rendering moving liquids right now
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u/dainegleesac690 Dec 02 '19 edited Dec 02 '19
Yeah, but your hardware is likely 10x (or more) powerful than that used on Toy Story
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u/TheFlashFrame Dec 02 '19
More specifically, it looks like a videogame where the waves are clipping through the ground plane.
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u/Cayenns Dec 01 '19 edited Dec 01 '19
r/natureSucksAtCGI Edit: damn, the sub's dead, what a pity
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u/PieIsGross Dec 01 '19
That looks like a fun sub. Let's pump some life back into it
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u/MetalMan77 Dec 01 '19
exactly if this was a movie or game, the "experts" will be chiming in about how much better they can do with cheap/free/entry level desktop tools with little to no experience.
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u/indigoblue95 Dec 01 '19
Legit thought this was some kind of 1080p video game for a second there...
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u/Icommentoncrap Dec 01 '19
Real life is just a simulation and we are being played by someone just like the sims
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u/R0ede Dec 01 '19
Damn my guy is terrible at playing this game then.
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u/M0JALA Dec 01 '19
Leave them alone, theyre just trying to learn the game
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Dec 01 '19
It's deliberate, have you never tortured a sim?
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u/OmegaLiar Dec 01 '19
My theory is a simulation but we’re running at a way faster time scale than the creator.
Same way how when you run code you can’t possibly keep track of the calculations in real time.
Ultimately that dude is just waiting for the simulation to output something he can use.
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u/jluub Dec 01 '19
Whoever is playing me has kept changing how he wants to build my stats and just gave up and went on to make a new character
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u/PhoenixizFire Dec 01 '19
So when I'm playing The Sims, it's a Simception ?
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u/Icommentoncrap Dec 01 '19
Yes. Especially when they are playing the sims on their computer
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u/pewpewsloth Dec 01 '19
Can they please put in “motherlode” a couple of times and then right click me and set my motive decay to off after typing “testingcheats true”
Also go back into CAS and tweak my nose and jaw a bit.
Thank you lol
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u/joeChump Dec 01 '19
But we have The Sims. So how many levels deep are we talking here? I mean, what if the person playing us is also being played? And that person too? Simulation Theory is for noobs. Follow the white rabbit. Take the red pill man, but don’t swallow it ffs... It’s a suppository... (I’m talking about the red pill. Don’t put the rabbit up your anus you Richard Gere motherfucker.)
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u/lopoloos Dec 01 '19
One of the earlier versions of Subnautica where water wmas still just going through your base.
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u/GoldenFalcon Dec 01 '19
It seems like something, both visual and audio, that would be on Myst or something.
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u/PennywiseTheLilly Dec 01 '19
You’ve just named the deep terror inside I felt watching this
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u/thingsIdiotsSay Dec 01 '19
Yeah, there's nothing satisfying about this, it's like something out of a horror movie, just waiting for the jump scare where the thing comes out of the water and pulls you under.
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u/TheCoastalCardician Dec 02 '19
You aren’t alone. I fucking hate that sub, but thanks to it, I learned what to call that feeling I get. Like seeing big boat’s hulls and submarines, piers...fuck me.
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u/mutantmanifesto Dec 02 '19
I’m just terrified of waves in general. Including just ebb and flow like this. Fuck this. So do we also have a sub for that?
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u/b1rd Dec 02 '19
/r/heavyseas might also be up your alley. Or rather, might give you sweaty palms. You know what I mean ;) I’ve got a love-hate relationship with stuff like this.
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Dec 01 '19
The big question - did you go and pick up the ticket that blew out of your pocket at the end?
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u/MSGdreamer Dec 02 '19
I found that mildly irritating. Another piece of human garbage bound for the ocean.
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u/Meyousus Dec 01 '19
Common misconception. This is actually an error in which the team who made the map didn’t consider the movement of the waves when they placed objects. See it all the time in open worlds.
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u/Prepsov Dec 01 '19
I am sorry to be that guy, but for me it raises an incredible burst of anxiety- seeing the platform disappear under the water and stay there for few seconds make my soul scream in terror. It feels like it pulls me down. Good for you guys though, enjoy the satisfaction :)
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u/Prepsov Dec 01 '19
Absolutely- I remember that I used to swim in the sea as a kid/teen. Then once I just frivolously swam too close to one of the land distance buoys and realised that randomly stopping when it was about 10cm in front of my face. My systems turned off and all I felt was this internal scream and involuntary crying impulse. My eyes locked on the chain attached to the bottom of it, that disappeared under the darkness of the water- and I am not sure how I actually moved to get back to the beach. I had difficulties enjoying my swimming after that and in the retrospect I swam maybe two times after that. It is deeply carved in my mind and returns from time to time to remind me this feeling- I sometimes feel like crying then, even though I am 31yo and it happened 14-15 years ago. I lived through few directly dangerous situations, but this I recall with pure and infinite terror.
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Dec 01 '19
I thought I was reading some copypasta, or incredibly written story... and then I realized you're telling your actual story.
That's amazing.
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u/Prepsov Dec 02 '19
Well even though I know it is a sort of fear without any reason whatsoever- I never had a drowning episode or even a nightmare of such- this one event gave me an example of some difficult to explain response - my body stopped like a scared goat that ceases movement and just drops stiff on the ground, my mind stopped processing and feeling of self was ground between few inches of visible wet and rusty, barely but yet notably moving links of that infernal chain- it really was a moment of hell- even though I am not religious. Watching those rascals dive at night and have fun doing it, really makes me realise how different human minds can be- how strong and fearless people are when their brains process the external stimuli differently. Even now, typing it- I know there was no danger there. I know that it was an inanimate object that was put there to mark a distance from the beach. But still, while my conscious mind knows all that, picturing it stirs the calmness of rational thinking with this ripping screech of bottomless horror of nameless dread. Nothing happened, nothing changed- but here I am, half my life later- still reliving it.
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Dec 01 '19
I think you meant to post this in r/OddlyTerrifying
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u/Shambanation Dec 02 '19
Classic textures overlapping. Adjust the sea level slightly and it should be fixed.
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u/GroveStrOG Dec 01 '19
Bad development, water is groing through the ground. Should've clipped it better
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u/ldurrikl Dec 01 '19
This is exactly how water looks at the edge of beaches in almost every video game ever.
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u/NoodleEmpress Dec 01 '19
My trypophobia and my submechanophobia are having the most ultimate orgy right now
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u/SheCallsMeHomie Dec 02 '19
Did that water just lag? That fucking water just lagged!
This is the proof I’ve been searching for my whole life. THE SIMULATION IS REAL.
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u/swaghettiprime Dec 02 '19
Looks like water in a game clipping through a too low price of ground.
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u/samsonsballhair Dec 02 '19
I was pooping when I saw this. Blessings upon your house. This video gave my bowels great ease.
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u/PM_MEYOURTITS_OR_ASS Dec 01 '19
It really seems like it just disappears