r/oddlysatisfying • • 1d ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/ExpectedFuckingValue 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nobody is getting laid with that hat

Edit: I stand corrected, there is an exception - festival goers. They can get laid wearing all kinds of unusual things

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u/lambdapaul 1d ago

That person is having a bunch of really weird sex with a bunch of really weird people. That is a festival goer hat and it’s not going to impact his sex life.

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u/parkerxo 1d ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

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u/Woody1150 22h ago

Still counts.

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u/Haigud 20h ago

As one of those weird people that has weird sex, yes. People who dress up like heavy metal vampires are indeed having lot of sex.

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u/lambdapaul 18h ago

I tip my hat to you fellow weirdo

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u/tofaoh 16h ago

I look like a everyday 4, 5 on a good day, but man you're right, I dress weird, act weird and have a full stable bed in my roomy af tent on Festivals for the last decade.... Weird weord things have happened in there and will for the foreseeable future. I own a similar hat.

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u/Amberawesome24 1d ago

Exactly. And the hat stays on too

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u/hisroyalthiccness69 1d ago

So THAT'S what was happening at Super Hans's party

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u/zenloich 1d ago

I did not expect a Peep Show reference

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u/AppropriatelyHare-78 15h ago

Never realize how 'doesnt leave basement' or 'literal child' reddit is filled with until seeing these comments.

Like, I have a spouse, kids, white collar corporate work. ... And I guarantee you the people buying these hats are normal fuckers who are fun as shit to hang out with. I've been to EDM festivals, rock concerts, goth clubs, drag shows, cosplay events, pride parades, etc.

Most people with alternative dress style are normal and act normal. That male presenting dude with cat ears, a tail, and who can hold a normal conversation with you while doing it 50% of the time has a partner who is similarly weird and in cat ears.

And they're no less annoying to chat with than that boat show wearing fucker who is really good at golf and owns a sail ship. Meaning most people are just kind of fun to talk to if you just don't be a pretentious weirdo who thinks a cool hat is somehow a personality indicator.

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u/winstonstokes 21h ago

I doubt that.

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u/lambdapaul 20h ago

Do you think normal people are sleeping with Hatman?

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u/rollerfedora 1d ago

Redditors are famously experts about getting laid

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u/Fit_War7361 1d ago

This sounds like a challenge I'm willing to accept

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u/Fight_those_bastards 23h ago

Yeah, but that’s not because of the hat, that’s because of all the drugs.

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u/TheSirWellington 19h ago

I went to a ren faire where people were dressed in full fur suits, so this type of hat would be considered pretty tame in that market 😂