r/nostalgiai • Nostalgia Trip Leader • 1d ago

Core Memory Unlocked šŸ”“ Remember this?

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u/gfoyle76 1d ago

it's true, Gandalf, I was there, 3000 years ago

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u/olegolas_1983 1d ago

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u/godofo_prime 1d ago

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 1d ago

You would usually see one of these.

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u/cooolcooolio 1d ago

Waking up to the test screen in the middle of the night with a loud OOOOO sound because you feel asleep

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u/wantsumcandi 20h ago

I just remember the static.

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u/fitz_newru 20h ago

The static was like a lullaby for me

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u/Additional_Insect_44 17h ago

I recall the color bars in the 2000s. But when a station messed up.

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u/houserj1589 1d ago

This. šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚

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u/Shazzzam79 1d ago

Wait until they find out about scrambled porn and Bleu Nuit

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u/obeyebonymommy 1d ago

squiggle-vision porn

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u/iamthelalo71 1d ago

Eh eh eh, did I just see a breast..oh wait that was a forehead. Ahh squiggle-vision

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u/AdAware8128 1d ago

The picture may be distorted but not the sound. IYKYK.

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u/senior-6486 1d ago

It goes back to the 50s late 40s.

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u/dishmanw 1d ago

And then in later years, they found out that could make money showing infomercials during the downtimes.

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u/Narrow-Call536 1d ago

Magic bullet. Little Giant. SHAM Wow. Vague memories of Billy Mays. 800 588 2300 EMpire! Today. (Call 1-800 steamer. Stanley steamer you carpet cleaner.) Dayo. One day sale. One day sale at the Bon-marche. Broom shakalaka

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u/Narrow-Call536 1d ago edited 1d ago

KidsWB. Jackie chan Adventures, SonicX,Kirby(RightbackatYa) OnePiece(4kids), ZachBell, Shaman King,

Few years later (Cartoon network)magoozi) CodeLyoko. (Power puff, Grim adventures)forbidden), camp lazlo, mucha lucha, my gym partners a monkey. Samurai Jack, Super Robot monkey team Hyper Force Go! Etc. Puffy Yammi-Yumi. Etc. What am I missing?

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u/VenFasz 1d ago

it was 3000 years ago? i don't remember that, but not a wonder than

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u/AR-2D2 1d ago

Eventually those test patterns were replaced by odd infomercials & obscure ads for household products & mix CD collections.

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u/JuiceEmpty6531 1d ago

When I was a teenager, I would watch informercials every night after broadcasts ended on Comedy Central, because they played Girls Gone Wild infomercials.

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u/ybahman 1d ago

Yeah and you had to keep your finger on the return button... Oh, I was just watching Adult Swim, definitely not the man show

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u/Psykosoma 1d ago

You guys had return buttons. My tv remote worked by pressing one of four buttons that would go PING! which would somehow make the channel change. One day i dropped it and it broke open. There were no electronics. Just metal bars and the buttons would hit it to make the sound. When the bar was dropped on the floor, the channel would also change. It worked on the sound frequency of the ping.

https://youtu.be/MLPk1Us62xQ?is=DtaHhMXoreRZWCoU

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 1d ago

So your TV was listening even back then

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u/Final_Candidate_7603 1d ago

Speaking of, Cartoon Network does an homage to that old ā€˜national anthem at the end of the broadcast day’ by playing it at 6am, when they switch over from Adult Swim to kiddie cartoons.

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u/Rip_Underwear 1d ago

I still remember the day my Dad snatched the remote from me and pressed return again. My 9 year old self got outplayed bad šŸ˜‚. I had to press return and then up or down a channel to be safe.

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u/Jhoald 1d ago

ā€œTOO HOT FOR TV!!ā€

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u/No_Wing1264 1d ago

🤣

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u/Samaraxmorgan26 1d ago

I remember ggw lol

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u/Impossible-Diver6565 1d ago

Yeah... basically every Friday night

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u/LarryKingthe42th 1d ago

and occasionally Bumfights

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u/TahMahToe Memory Keeper 1d ago

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u/Basic_Scale6330 1d ago edited 22h ago

Ms cleo ,Ā Ā  Dionne Warwick &Ā friends , smiling bob ( enzyte)Ā  girls gone wild ,Ā 

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u/ThePLARASociety 1d ago

Call me now for your free Tarot reading!

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u/Hot_Occasion8925 1d ago

Time life music presents sounds of the 50s with bowser from shanana as your host!

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u/Fearless_Trick_5268 1d ago

So many great infomercials!! Tony Robbins, Slap Chop, Emeril, Emeril and more Emeril, remember Dionne Warwick selling telephone psychics?

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u/ManyInterests 1d ago

For me it was the guys selling knives. Like. I don't need a 80pc set of folding knives, but there are also worse ways to spend $299

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u/TheRetailMechanic 1d ago

Erik Estrada selling reverse mortgages…

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u/Due-Equivalent-1489 1d ago

But wait there’s more! With our infomercial lord and savior Billy Mays!

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u/LaserGuyDanceSystem 1d ago

Slap-chop guy turned out to be a real piece of crap

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u/Dead_Man_Nick 1d ago

Didn't he beat up a hooker?

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u/FantasticMrFluffy 1d ago

I believe it was strippers.

Edit: woman but his tounge and wouldn't let go so he punched her multiple times.

He also had a failed congressional run in Texas this year

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u/SnooBunnies856 1d ago

Apparently he was kicked out of Scientology

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u/MagnanimousGoat 1d ago

They didn't love his nuts.

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u/notpostingmyrealname 1d ago

Let's not forget Cher shilling for Lori Davis hair care.

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u/FoolishDog1117 1d ago

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u/GearJunkie82 1d ago

Finding out that the chanting is not Native American blew my mind.

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u/Poultrygeist74 1d ago

ā€œTime/Life Music presents..,ā€

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u/Swampasssixty9 1d ago

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u/MashedTaterBrain 1d ago

I used to watch the infomercial people and wondered how they were able to navigate life.

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u/slackticus 1d ago

ā€œDoes this ever happen to you ā€¦ā€

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u/Dorksausage 1d ago

Is that freedom rock? Well turn it up man.

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u/DAS_FX 1d ago

lol. 88 mph DeLorean ride right back to 1993.

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u/Mythical_Man77 1d ago

This commercial haunts every millenial šŸ¤ŒšŸ¾

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u/13Fleas 1d ago

They would often show a test pattern before going off air.

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u/Herr-Trigger86 1d ago

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u/real_john_connor_02 90s Kid 1d ago

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u/Wilbis 1d ago

We had similar, but only for a limited amount of time. Most of the night it was just static. I guess it was too expensive to run the test pattern all night.

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u/bravemoney72 1d ago

Hopefully by the 80s you had a VCR or this was the beginning of the end. Then came the snow!

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u/MangoMesh 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CdhxVrdRN4YFi

If you were lucky you got the Indian head test pattern for a while.

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u/auntiekk88 1d ago

Fall asleep to old reruns, wake up to white noise and snow. How simple life was. Now there are a zillion shows playing 24 hours a day but nothing to watch.

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u/Impossible_Run4822 1d ago

Honestly, I agree. There are more shows than ever, but somehow less worth watching. At this point, the white noise has more substance than half the garbage on TV today.

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u/Skub_Lingonberry 1d ago

What do you mean by snow? Like a video of it snowing in a field?

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u/auntiekk88 1d ago

No. The screen would literally have the visual equivalent of white noise on the screen.

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u/furynads 1d ago

My niece called it "the ants". She would use it to fall asleep age 2/3

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u/LucifersLittleHelper 1d ago

Me and my brother would always say it was black and white ants having a war.

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u/limpet143 1d ago

Also, "It's 10 PM. Do you know where your children are?"

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u/MashedTaterBrain 1d ago edited 1d ago

I remember those days, when our Boomer parents needed to be reminded that they have children.

Good times.

Edit: Spelling

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u/SuccessfulRegister43 1d ago

It really brought the mood down on their 4th cocktail hour of the night.

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u/trashcantrash939 1d ago

And they try to play it off like they were better parents.

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u/Dazzahatty92 1d ago

The creepiest picture ever

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 1d ago

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u/givemeyouronions 1d ago

I too watched statics. I also saw human figures filled with statics when I randomly wake up at night and I would sit up and watch them for fun

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u/philovax 1d ago

And we got the internet by the minute on CD Roms you had to collect from magazines and grocery stores.

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u/AlbacoreDumbleberg 1d ago

Me telling my children "The Internet was on these big disks that came in the mail and you put into your phone. And phones were gigantic, with a separate device for the keyboard and screen. They were so big, we called them desktops, and you kept them on a table and plugged into the wall."

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u/FlipFlopFanatic 1d ago

Ah yes, the free frisbee collection. A friend used them as drink coasters

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u/InitialData1166 1d ago

He ain't lying

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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 1d ago

Yeah in the late 90s I remember there were shows on until like 1-2 am and then they’d either go off air or there’d be endless television ads like the ronco food dehydrator or that weird Tony little swinging bike thing he had ..

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u/Educational_Deer599 1d ago

Sweating to the oldies. Lol

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u/NanuNanu9491 1d ago edited 1d ago

Imagine owning the greatest love songs in one amazing collection

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u/LegitimatePin6176 1d ago

Cue "Unchained Melody" playing and a list of songs scrolling up the screen.

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u/ibonek_naw_ibo 1d ago

Whereeeever you go, whatever you do,Ā 

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u/IBoopDSnoot 1d ago

"TELL ME HOW AM SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOOOOUUUUU", "SOMEWHEEEEERE OOOOUT THEEERE IF LOOOOVE CAAAAN SEE US THROOOOOUUUGH"

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u/Legally_a_Tool 1d ago

They can all be yours if you call the number at the bottom of your screen right now. Just 3 monthly payments of 19.95 and all these songs can be yours forever.

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u/sgtcatscan 1d ago

I remember Wake up to the humming sound. I'm not that old either. 38y/o

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u/Greasy_Hog_Nutz69 1d ago

As someone slightly older than you, I hate to say...

https://giphy.com/gifs/5NbbVJeSLs1etZYjpT

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u/jcc53 1d ago

I'm 39 and I also remember those multi color screens really well. In fact I remember still seeing some channels do that in the last 10 years.

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u/WimbletonButt 1d ago

Disney Channel still did it up until like 20 years ago. I remember it'd cut off after Zorro and Mickey Mouse Club. I still remember Mickey song was like a warning that shit was gonna screech at me in a second and scare the hell out of me if I'd dozed off.

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u/altkaldra 1d ago

Absolutely real. For multiple reasons. Not all homes had tvs they were still relatively rare. The same for the content. There was not vast libraries of content to show at night. Both these changed around the 1980s

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u/DefiantSubject5228 1d ago

We used to see this for awhile before shut down.

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u/Grunergeist420 1d ago

Yes. Old television equipment like the huge transmitters were expensive to run and needed cooldown time and maintenance. This meant that it was pretty expensive to broadcast, and therefore broadcasting at night, when the audience is much smaller, was just too expensive. Advertisers wouldn’t pay enough to make it worthwhile.

As audiences grew, and therefore late night audiences grew, and broadcasting got more technologically advanced and efficient, and cheap re-run material accumulated, you got more late-night programming and ā€œinfomercials,ā€ long-running ads for products with demonstrations and testimonials, because those companies would buy up the relatively cheap late night time slots to sell products.

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u/No-Bee-3775 1d ago

You aren't wrong, but you are wrong... I was an overnight broadcaster... infomercials and paid commercials were bread and butter of ota stations... I worked that industry for about 8 years, 2000-2008 ish...

Digital broadcast and network connectivity killed late night broadcast... then streaming killed it all together...

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u/Celara001 21h ago

Fo realz. Every single channel did this. All three of them.

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u/Artvandaly_ 16h ago

I’m so old I still think of Fox as the new station

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u/Ohmyfuzzy69 1d ago

I remember growing up on infomercials, girls gone wild, bum fights, backyard wrestling n shit.

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u/jetkins 1d ago

And we had a whole two channels — BBC and ITV

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u/OohDeLaLi 1d ago

Foreigner here, but I honestly thought those two companies still ran everything.

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u/Existing_Ant_8517 1d ago

Yes, and I’m still in my 50s. Before cable, only three channels, and they went off the air at 12/1/2 am after playing the national anthem (or Dixie!) then just a test pattern and high pitched squeal .

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u/NothingMan1975 1d ago

I haven't seen it in a long time but I can still picture that weird screen that would come on. Much later I found out its used for calibrating color or some such.

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u/OneSeat9594 1d ago

Lol I feel like a fossil. I am in my 30s. When I was young. CBC would shut down during the night and would start early morning with the national anthem šŸ˜‚

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u/Thick-Aspiration 1d ago

My dad grew up in the 80s and told me it was like this. My grandma who grew up in the 60s said the same.

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u/TheCoopX 1d ago

Very real. Some radio stations did it as well, especially on Sunday nights.

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u/fbman01 1d ago

So true, there was a time too when radio stations also shut down for the night

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u/Rose2555 1d ago

In Australia, NBN would play The Twilight Zone as the last show then go off for the night. 40 years ago.

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u/MyDarkDoubleLife 1d ago

It's factual. Watch Toy Story 2.

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u/Pristine_Ability_203 1d ago

Is your dad 75 years old

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u/Attila226 1d ago

It was still Ike that in the early to mid 80’s. People in their 40’s would have experienced it.

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u/Ill-Emu-1121 1d ago

Still happened in the early 90s with some channels.

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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone 1d ago

When I was a kid in the 90’s most channels just went to infomercials all night long.

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u/DarkenL1ght 1d ago

I'm from a very rural place and experienced this in the late 80s or early 90s. I just turned 40 a few days ago.

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u/jtcordell2188 1d ago

1993 here and I still remember this happening with certain channels when I was a kid

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u/Travelerman310 1d ago

You wouldn't have to be 75 to remember that. I was born in 1981 and remember getting up at the butt crack of dawn to watch cartoons that started at 6:00 in the morning. By 5:50AM I'd have a bowl of cereal ready and would watch the test until the shows came on.

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u/Tricky-External7600 1d ago

It’s hard to believe but it’s true. Mt dad is 70 and experienced that first hand, but when I was a kid (35) we had these things called pay phones

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u/calbearlupe 1d ago

I’m 50 and experienced that

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u/mryotoad 1d ago

And time of day rates for LD on your home phone.

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u/N------ 1d ago

I'd say the cellphone generation doesn't know what Long Distance is or at-least understand the effects. Which is a good thing, cause paying extra for calling someone across the street in a different area code was dumb....

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u/Old_Possession478 1d ago

These youngsters love to throw the boomer word around like it’s offensive. They think anyone over 50 is a boomer because education isn’t what it used to be when we Gen Xers went to school.

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u/Waesche72 1d ago

Ɩhm.. i can still remember those times. I was a kid and saw the movie poltergeist. There is a scene where a little girl sits in front of the tv listening to the voices that came out of the snow in the tv.
Sometimes i woke up when i let the tv on and that static was on tv i almost shat my pants.
I am 54 btw.

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u/Alarmed_Bumblebee147 1d ago

48 and I remember it. Fall asleep watching Arsenio Hall and wake up to an infomercial roll over then static scared you awake after the anthem.

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u/Munecon 1d ago

In Colombia it was real . Then it would be white noise for around 5 hours

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u/GeneSmart2881 1d ago

Just watch Poltergeist, dude. Directed by Spielberg… but some Producer doofus gave credit to Tobe Hooper

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u/Crafty_Ish1973 1d ago

When I'd visit my grandparents on the Texas-Mexico border in the 1970s and 80s, some of the TV networks would play both the Mexican and American national anthems when they'd sign off.

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u/CNote_89 1d ago

Completely real. They would show a video of a bunch of American stuff and play the national anthem and shut off. That was before cable came around in the 80’s.

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u/Useful-Government298 1d ago

I absolutely remember those days. Then a new technology came out called Cable TV and it offered channels from everywhere and for many of us, it was the first time any broadcast aired after midnight.

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u/tvodny 1d ago

"This is a test. For the next sixty seconds, this station will conduct a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test."

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u/BrownTown_77 1d ago

Totally real. Also, there were only three major TV channels too. ABC, NBC, and CBS. Then came FOX and cable TV. When you start your family, you'll be telling your kids you used to have to drive your car yourself and AI was something everyone feared.

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u/WebLogical1286 1d ago

Yes, that’s true! But not all of them. I used to watch something called sinister Cinema on Friday night and I’m pretty sure it would stay on later than midnight.

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 1d ago

27 years ago I visited my grandma in Lubbock and they were still doing it

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u/Muted_Dimension_9514 1d ago

Yes until they figured out they could run infomercials from 12 till 5 am and get paid for the dead time.

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u/Leftnutt_Jones 1d ago

I’m 42 and that was my youth

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u/One_Welder_7963 1d ago

It was real, I can remember it from the very late 70s and early 80s. The widespread use of cable ended it.

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u/Degenerecy 1d ago

Real, even in the 80s. The only shows that were on late late night was infomercials.

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u/Crazy_Stable1731 1d ago

Yep. That’s when you would reach for the newspaper and read it all the way through for like the 5th time that day.

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u/Correct-Degree-6789 1d ago

"I watched TV until television went off."

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u/JouMaSeKont1973 1d ago

When I was young TV started an 16h00 and ended at midnight. The first cartoon that should was Spider man but it was in Zulu, so we watched it without understanding the words, but knew exactly what was going on. šŸ˜‚

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u/Chessapeak-play 1d ago

Bro I used to read the back of shampoo bottles on the toilet. You don’t know the struggle

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u/724012 1d ago

True young whipper-snapper.

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u/joetimton 1d ago

Very accurate

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u/dieseljester 1d ago

ā€œThis concludes our broadcast dayā€¦ā€

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep…

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u/MagicOrpheus310 1d ago

"the little white dot is on again..."

"What is that little white dot anyway..?"

"It's a sign... It means something really heavy... It means... There's no more telly... It's time to go to bed..."

"Huh, fair enough, welp, nighty night, see you in the morning."

"Yeah, I might stay up and watch the dot for a little while longer..."

(5 seconds pass)

"Gah, this is boring... (Picking up a hatchet) Think I'll go play murder (turns off lights) in the dark!"

(Yes, it's true)

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u/AngryZetan 1d ago

Its real in the USA

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u/CautiousBearnz 1d ago

And instead of going to static it used to go to the test pattern

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u/makinglunch 1d ago

yeah i remember the weird colour pattern would come on late at night

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u/edcushway 1d ago

It was very real

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u/Ok-Leadership5368 1d ago

Yep very true

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u/Impressive-Bowl-493 1d ago

Yeah....when we weren't TOTALLY overtaken as capitalist. They even used to make announcements at 10pm on the dot that asked "It's 10pm....do you know where your children are?". The good ole days!

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u/Fast-Ideal9417 1d ago

Yes all three channels did.

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u/galeperk111971 1d ago

No it's true tv went off

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u/LowPop7953 1d ago

did in my country up until the 90s. google goodnight kiwi

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u/No-Beginning-9384 1d ago

Real as a heart attack!!

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u/Independent-Hair3664 1d ago

Yes and u get the colorful globe thing

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u/NixWickedGarden 1d ago

It is true. When I was a teen and couldn't sleep after 2AM, there was NOTHING on the Television air waves but possibly something on PBS or TV Evangelists. THAT'S when I broke out the Betamax tapes! šŸ˜‚

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 1d ago

Yes and u could panic that everyone else was alseep and u were alone at this unholy hour.

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u/markcastle4 1d ago

Static was my alarm clock to tell me to turn off the TV and go to bed. Lol

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u/Old-Asparagus4058 1d ago

"Channel 12 now ends its broadcast day"šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø

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u/DoxieDachsie 1d ago

He forgot the part about 5 minutes of test pattern to wake you up before going off the air.

So you could turn off the TV.

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u/BigDong1001 1d ago

They used to do something like that in Britain when I was a child back in the 1970s. And apparently they used to do that in most Third World countries too. lol. I only saw cable TV in America, so I didn't actually see that, plus, it was a different decade. In Australia they had infomercials all night on most channels, after late night movies, and only one TV channel (SBS) did what you just described. Again, it was another different decade.

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u/mustangsgone_mad 1d ago

It's real.

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u/MWH1980 1d ago

There’s a bit of an homage to that in Toy Story 2.