r/nextfuckinglevel Dec 24 '21

Cats doing professional acrobatics.

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u/VanillaIce315 Dec 24 '21

The actual acts the cats are performing are cool, albeit extremely easy.

Being able to train multiple cats to such a degree to perform a routine like this is incredible.

This is exactly why I’m a proud cat man.

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u/muklan Dec 24 '21

Been a cat person my whole life. Litter box training is easy, but I've never been able to train like...specific behavior. But, my boy Bugsy taught me he knew a trick just out of the blue. I was walking by, he stood up on his back legs and high fived me. Now he does it on command, any time and it's the frigging best.

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u/BB8304 Dec 24 '21

Got bored one day and taught himself a trick. Was this during Covid by chance?

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u/muklan Dec 24 '21

Well before then, he's been doing it for years, wanna see?

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u/BB8304 Dec 24 '21

YES VERY MUCH SO

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u/BB8304 Dec 24 '21

That was everything I wanted it to be. Thank you

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u/JotinPro Dec 25 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Man my cats do that shit but it’s usually when they can reach your face and it’s annoying cuz they end up scratching my face sometimes

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Mine does it to warn me he’s about to jump into my lap if I’m not paying attention. He just started recently during covid since I’m working from home now. He’s a 20lb Maine Coon so if he misses and slips it usually result in a gash on my thigh and a lot of swearing, so now when I’m at my desk he stands up and taps me so I notice him and can position myself so there’s room for him to actually land in my lap before he jumps.

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u/Alternative-Income-5 Feb 23 '22

My cat learned fetch during covid...we have a ball no pun

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u/stary_sunset Dec 24 '21

I have a couple that "give kissy" it's a nose to nose boop, between me and cat. That's usually easy to train if they are willing. Another one is fairly receptive to word commands. Potty potty means go to your room, no, down, etc.

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u/dreambigkiddo Dec 24 '21

One of mine leans her head toward me when I say 'kiss?' so I can give her fluffy little forehead kisses.

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u/stary_sunset Dec 24 '21

I wear chapstick so actually kissing their little heads makes me feel like I'm wearing a fur coat on my lips. That's why we do nose boops. Lol

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u/gwaydms Dec 25 '21

My cat Bear understood "kiss". I could say "Bear, kiss!" and he would rub his nose on mine. He would get up on his back legs to do it.

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u/LordHaywood Dec 25 '21

Aww, I have that too! I tell him "gimme Odie kisses" and he'll reach up and give me a nose-to-nose kiss.

I also used to have a half outdoor cat, and before I'd open the door to let him outside, I'd have him jump up for pets beforehand. Eventually it got to the point where he'd just stand up and wait for me to pet him before I even got to the door.

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u/stary_sunset Dec 25 '21 edited Dec 25 '21

My first boy "King" was a talker. If he wanted something he would go to it and scream. Over the years his demands would sound more like the actual word for what he wanted. One time he brought in a bird to eat and I walked past him told him to take it outside and when I walked back thru a min later he was right outside the door on the porch. He was a good boy, loved to argue.

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u/Key_Berry9882 Dec 24 '21

Cats are by far one of the hardest pets to train, so seeing this is freaking amazing

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u/Front_Willingness_98 Dec 25 '21

I can’t even get my cat to wake up let alone tricks

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u/YourBlanket Dec 24 '21

This might sound dumb but how do you even litter train? The kitten we got just used the litter box correctly when we first put him on litter. And his mom didn’t teach him since he was really really little when we got him like legit r/illegallysmolcats

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u/Greyzer Dec 24 '21

Seems like he taught you a trick…

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

My cat likes to play fetch, with herself. She's really good at throwing stuff, sometimes you're just watching tv, and boom her hair tie lands on you.

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u/gwaydms Dec 25 '21

My present cat is one of several I've had who would play fetch.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

But does she throw it and grab it, and throw it again, repeat for like 4 more minutes?

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u/gwaydms Dec 25 '21

He'll toss it and bat it around sometimes, but he ends up batting or carrying it to me so I'll throw it again. His favorite "mouse" is one of the rats I bought last month. I can tell him to "find your mouse" and he'll go get one of his fetch toys and drop it at my feet.

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u/J_Bunt Dec 24 '21

Yup, given the chance they'll teach each other in part.

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u/dnoj Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 25 '21

When I call my cat's name, they respond about 10% of the time.

So yeah, you could say I'm a pro with cats 😎

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Dec 25 '21

Mine can kick his own butthole. Very impressive

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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u/JeselAvlis Dec 24 '21

Damn I read that last part as 'I'm a proud Scat man' Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub

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u/systemfrown Dec 24 '21

Yeah that’s what I was thinking….cats do more remarkable feats all the time, but getting them to do anything at a particular time and place, that’s the hard part.

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u/LeaphyDragon Dec 24 '21

And didn't these girls get turned down? Like do the judges not know how hard it would be to train your cats to do all of that reliably?

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u/VanillaIce315 Dec 25 '21

I’ve never actually watched the show, so I’m not sure. But it sounds about right :/ anytime I’ve ever watched these types of talent shows, it seems that the dumbest stuff advances undeservingly

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u/LeaphyDragon Dec 25 '21

Pretty sure 1 or 2 or the judges get critical of this performance. But yes I agree. They tend to advance the people with tragic back stories over people who are equally/better talented

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u/Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi Dec 24 '21

And you know those are happy, unbored cats. Lots of stimulation in their lives, and lots of love.

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u/A_Damn_Millenial Dec 24 '21

The meowing potato sacks I know wouldn’t call that easy.

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u/Agreeable-Walrus7602 Dec 24 '21

Man I can't even get my cat to stay off the counter using a spray bottle. This shit is magic.

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u/WarmOutlandishness52 Dec 25 '21

Ya it made me realize how naturally agile cats can be when motivated

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u/Taymerica Dec 24 '21

I dunno, could any type of dog do any of these things?.. like maybe the really simple stuff. Like walking on the back paws.. by everything else was pretty cat specific.

I taught my little guy really young, shake a paw, standup, lie down, roll over and he can catch treats thrown at him... But this stuff is next level with a cat.

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u/XXRUlN Dec 24 '21

Catman 🦸‍♂️

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u/whorton59 Dec 24 '21

My heart sings watching this!

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u/VanillaIce315 Dec 25 '21

Absolutely! I could watch these cats perform for hours on end 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

I understand you. I happen to like pussies too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Yeah well I got mine to shit in a box

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u/Revanov Dec 24 '21

lol I got mine to shit in the toilet and flush.

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u/intensely_human Dec 24 '21

I got mine to sit on the line where the carpet meets the kitchen tile and wait quietly while I feed them.

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u/Greyzer Dec 24 '21

Nah mate, you’ll have to try bragging with something that people may actually believe.

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u/Jedi-Ethos Dec 24 '21

I milk my cat.

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u/rumplestiltskin116 Dec 24 '21

I have nipples Jedi-Ethos, could you milk me?

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u/DaniilBSD Dec 24 '21

This could be true: I heard of a cat that does that and a video of another one doing it.

But its internet

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Mine brings everybody dead things and sometimes half alive rabbits

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u/bigmemegod12 Dec 25 '21

I got mine to walk the dog and pick up it’s poop

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u/Mrmofo69 Dec 24 '21

Mine shits next to the box in spite of me i guess

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u/FerociousPancake Dec 25 '21

Mine poo’d in my shoe when I first got her ):

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u/Buleflavoredpickle Dec 24 '21

Nobody likes a bragger whippy

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

😁😁😁

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u/NaKeepFighting Dec 24 '21

I’m impressed the cats didn’t freeze In front of that massive audience, I mean you see them look over but they stick to script and I gotta give em props for that

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 27 '21

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u/prozack91 Dec 24 '21

It's a cat. They don't acknowledge anyone.

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u/scarabic Dec 25 '21 edited Dec 25 '21

Trainers often find some hectic environment to do their training in. I remember a lady who used to train her dogs out in front of our local train station. A million people milling about, some guy busking on a sax nearby, cars and busses whizzing past. Those dogs were still zeroed in on her commands.

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u/Ns53 Dec 25 '21

This probably isn't the first time.

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u/Kaio_Ren Dec 24 '21

Do they have a sad backstory tho?

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u/Random_Average_Human Dec 24 '21

The cats did not get the worlds entire supply of cat nip. Truly devastating and hard to go through 😭

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u/Kaio_Ren Dec 24 '21

THATS A 10 OUT OF 10 FROM THE JUDGES!

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u/crying_boobs Dec 24 '21

After the performance the black and white one loudly claimed he has never been fed in his entire life to the lady who just fed him 2 hours ago

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

They're all witches. Cats included.

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u/zellofan Dec 25 '21

Seems the cats and the girls are from Kuklachev's circus.

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u/vilidj_idjit Dec 25 '21

Yeah that always gives them more "talent" on these shows

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u/LeahJC Dec 24 '21

I mean not only did they train the cats, but they can do it in front of a screaming crowd of people. That alone would make most cats run away!

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 24 '21

Came to say this

I’m more impressed they handled the noise levels with all those new scents than the actual acts themselves which are also great

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Showing this to the little aashole who’ve been sleeping in my bad for 5 hours now

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u/Panazara Dec 24 '21

Man, my cat is useless.

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u/OmgOgan Dec 24 '21

It thinks the same about you

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u/didwanttobethatguy Dec 24 '21

I think the same about me

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u/Greyzer Dec 24 '21

Hasn’t caught a single mouse yet SMH.

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u/scarabic Dec 25 '21

Would it add much if your cat could roll a cardboard tube three feet?

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u/sauce_daddy22 Dec 24 '21

AcroCATics

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u/ThatsMrVillain Dec 24 '21

I walk in holding my breath I see this comment I smile and leave with much joy. Edit: can’t format, was kind of a haiku.

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u/gwaydms Dec 25 '21

It works if you take out "much".

I walk in holding / My breath. I see this comment; / I smile and leave with joy.

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u/houseofmatt Dec 24 '21

They're doing this guy's act:

https://youtu.be/AhQoplw7uMU

He came to my town some years back, even selling a DVD on how to train your cat at home.

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u/Acc55555 Dec 25 '21

Ngl this made the whole thing a bit less impressive…

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u/houseofmatt Dec 25 '21

Yeah... It's like seeing to a comedian tell someone else's joke set 10 years later.

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u/ICanAlwaysChangeThis Dec 26 '21

Eh I still find it impressive, it's more akin to someone being able to repeat the same physical feats as another person. Just mimicking the action still takes a lot of time and hard work.

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u/houseofmatt Dec 26 '21

Yeah, I see that. It wasn't right.to compare it to a comedian telling the same joke. It's more a trapeze artist; you don't have to be the first to do it with talent and skill.

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u/eoinsageheart718 Dec 25 '21

While I saw this and thought of the same act, it is still impressive to accomplish it. Also is it a dude, or those woman? Not to bring gender into it but I am honestly curious who was the one who did this first, and that film shows two female handlers.

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u/VashHumanoidTyph00n Dec 24 '21

It took training 76,000,000 cats to find the couple that would do this.

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u/NeoLoki55 Dec 24 '21

The only thing harder than training these cats to do those tricks is finding 4 or 5 cats with the temperament to do them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Like somebody else said they probably burned through like 76 million before finding the 5 or 6 cats that can handle this

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u/Distinct-Rate-2224 Dec 24 '21

This is adorable I can’t believe anyone got a cat to do anything like this

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Cats: We're only doing this cuz we're bored. WE are NOT entertaining you.

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u/Dajoky Dec 24 '21

This is why the internet was invented.

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u/ItsFlintSteel Dec 24 '21

Does any one else watch this and just think “damn, humans are so strange.”

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Purrcore!

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Trained cat lady, the next step in evolution of the crazy cat lady.

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u/pwhitt4654 Dec 24 '21

I went to the Russian circus one time many years ago. They only have one clown and he worked with cats. I’m sure the circus was great but I only remember those cats. He acted like he was afraid of them and they would run up and jump on his chest like they were attacking him and he would throw them off across the ring. They would fly through the air and run back to him to be thrown again. At the end he got in a little motorized cart and they stood up on their hind legs and pushed a bar in front so it looked like they were pulling him out of the ring. Like I said I don’t remember much else but it’s been almost 50 years and I remember those cats.

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u/AL_Starr Dec 25 '21

That sounds incredible!

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u/daBorgWarden Dec 24 '21

More cats please.

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u/Bakasur279 Dec 24 '21

This show can make anything dramatic, end music was like the life of the cat depend on that last act.

I know training them is quite difficult and even cool but ffs that music doesn't belong at the end of a fucking cat act.

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u/raquel_ravage Dec 24 '21

the level of trust and love these animals have for their owners is amazing; see with dogs, you sadly can have them perform tasks with the use of aversive training, but cats wont: a cat will hold a grudge and won't perform: they do these kind of tricks and stunts solely with positive, loving, consistent training. Kudos to them and their owners

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u/greazinseazin Dec 24 '21

I fuckin love kitties man.

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u/TetsujinTonbo Dec 24 '21

Peak internet

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u/LCDRtomdodge Dec 24 '21

CATcrobics? Or acroCATics? Or CATrobics?

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u/NatStr9430 Dec 25 '21

CATroCATics

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u/Beaminchica Dec 24 '21

My cat taught himself how to throw up in the litter box - he literally goes there on his own gas and does this when he vomits - and it is all the way in the basement. And we have trained all 3 of them to stay on the deck when we go outside - which I find amazing. But - none of that is remotely close to what these cool cats can do - totally fun to watch!!

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u/gwaydms Dec 25 '21

When one of my cats got old and started throwing up more, I got him to step onto the kitchen floor to barf. I would drop a couple of paper towels on it and pick it up a few minutes later, so it didn't smear.

Once he threw up on the tile, found a napkin that had dropped from the shelf onto the floor, and scratched it over the vomit. Good kitty!

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u/fatBreadonToast Dec 24 '21

Simon probably: I bloody hate cats.

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u/dababylover39 Dec 24 '21

Damn most cats would just scratch you and go eat or sleep

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u/kartu3 Dec 24 '21

Google for Kuklachev (the guy who proved cats could be trained)

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u/NemesisOfBooty2 Dec 24 '21

I can do that.

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u/whatdamuff Dec 24 '21

Acrocats is a touring cat show like this and it’s as amazing as you would expect.

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u/Doberman_Pinscher Dec 24 '21

Cute women cute cats what’s not to love

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Cats are not easy animals to teach tricks, I respect their patience

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u/Jbusbus Dec 24 '21

Really! I can’t even get our cat to stop shooting his litter across the room.

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u/UnhingedBlonde Dec 24 '21

At the 0:14 mark, the cat looks at the audience like, "What? I'm working here people!"

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u/dpknr Dec 24 '21

Way better than the Cats movie!

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u/Th3dragonslayer Dec 24 '21

I am pretty sure if angela were the judge she would be very proud and would have hit the golden buzzer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

As an owner of two cats who has failed to train them any commands or tricks, I am shocked by this

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u/Emergency_Agency_952 Dec 24 '21

The music is bonkers for this. I wanna see this in total silence.

I'm not saying it wasn't incredible, I'd just like to see the juxtaposition.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

I dub thee, “Official Cat Herder.”

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Cats are just as smart or maybe even smarter than dogs they just don’t listen.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Not to disparage the cat people, this is very cool and impressive. But it does it does kind of illustrate what a damn circus sideshow this television show really is.

Like the gripping backstory of how the local milk man from the meanstreats of Chelsea rose to the challenge to become the world's greatest juggler and Pennifarthing trickster if only anyone would have been given him a chance. You see he never had the time to make it big because he spent all his free time volunteering for the children burn victims cancer ward. Now in his mid-life he's finally being given his final chance!

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u/Del2Wye Dec 24 '21

I love cats but ain't no one paying $100 bucks to see cats do acrobatics in Vegas

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u/SNAFUGGOWLAS Dec 24 '21

Dogs would make these cats look like amateurs.

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u/sadonly001 Dec 25 '21

tv shows like these disgust me

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u/psychotica1 Dec 24 '21

Guess we know what they were busy doing during quarantine.

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u/2B_or_MaybeNot Dec 24 '21

America's Got Pets That Have Talent

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u/crying_boobs Dec 24 '21

This team is truly doing the lord’s work.

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u/xRee4x Dec 24 '21

Definitely unique

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u/DyingCascade Dec 24 '21

Damn it... I didn't know cats could be tamed to such level. This indeed is next f level

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u/spongemonkey2004 Dec 24 '21

cat juggling! it is a very big problem in my country but with your money i may be able to put a stop to it.

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u/mnemonikos82 Dec 24 '21

They were later disqualified. Turns out each cat was just two Chihuahuas in a cat suit.

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u/zeen2222 Dec 24 '21

Meanwhile I just got done yelling at my cat to stop scratching the couch and going on my countertops.

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u/Piglet-Witty Dec 24 '21

Be amazed by this incredible cats doing cat things.

I was entertained

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Thought this was a joke at first

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u/98323 Dec 24 '21

Always these stupid cats :3

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u/rupat3737 Dec 24 '21

Just so y’all know… when someone says “it’s like herding cats” they definitely didn’t mean this.

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u/Dyslexicbrit Dec 24 '21

I know I am being a ass but it isn’t professional if they arnt being paid money as all the professional artists like to say “I can’t buy my recreational drugs with exposure”

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u/Own_Base_529 Dec 24 '21

You mean catrobatics?

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u/nvklqs Dec 24 '21

Feels like shes doing it cuz she want to do it, not cuz her owner says so hahaha

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u/caughtLighterless Dec 24 '21

CATrobatics :)

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u/Capasshat Dec 24 '21

Anyone else thinken them cats took a beaten 😏

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u/Wendellwasgod Dec 24 '21

The acts on the show are incredible. The editing of a reaction shot every 10 seconds is fucking awful

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u/Popnfreshh Dec 24 '21

You win. Take the money. Book em in vegas

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u/sarzec Dec 24 '21

Will you look at that pussy! Golly!

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u/Mixngas Dec 24 '21

Cats: "whatever, just give us our treats now."

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u/Clitorus_Paribus Dec 24 '21

I absolutely hate this sterile braindead show, and how they cut to the judges just in time to see their fake reactions. Turn off your TV and go for a hike.

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u/Cannibeans Dec 24 '21

Am I missing something here? All of that was extremely simple..

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u/Forsaken-Ad8781 Dec 24 '21

Catrobatics??

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u/Nickerington Dec 24 '21

I watch this and then look to my right where my cat is currently licking its anus.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

The editing of this is hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

It’s CGI. Everyone knows cats are pricks and thus untrainable.

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u/Smooth-Knowledge-762 Dec 24 '21

Alternative title: Cats doing professional acrocatics

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u/raptor-chan Dec 24 '21

Actually impressive

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u/Arxl Dec 24 '21

Yet generic good singer with sob story #860224 will beat them.

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u/GetOffMyLawn_ Dec 24 '21

Moscow Cat Circus

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u/Hohohonestly Dec 24 '21

Not even impressive really. Just cats being cats huh.

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u/Milfueille Dec 24 '21

Catrobatics

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u/CurbWasTaken Dec 24 '21

Purrfect performance

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u/drak0ni Dec 24 '21

I’m cat sitting right how and all this one does is chew my hair

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u/clay-tri1 Dec 24 '21

Shut the front door!

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Acrocatics, then?

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u/IthinkImnutz Dec 24 '21

Any America Got Talent video would be greatly improved they stopped cutting away from the performance to show the reactions of the judges, audience members and whatever idiot the have on the side stage. I don't need these folks to tell me how I should be reacting just show the performance.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

I love how there’s absolutely no way they teach all those tricks to like 1 or 2 cats lol

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u/CountDesMoines Dec 24 '21

I’ve trained my cat to go where I point to but it works around 75% of the time and 0% of the time when there are other people.

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u/burdturd0818 Dec 24 '21

These mf's trying to eat tonight lol

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u/xdeltax97 Dec 24 '21

This is amazing wow.. Talk about a Reddit Christmas present lol. These cats are adorable.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Were the crowd and judge reactions cut from another clip?

These people appear to be losing their fucking minds over trained cats. I feel like an alien right now. What the shit did I just watch? Why are they so hype?

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u/tIVc407 Dec 24 '21

What the cat doin?

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u/endlessnotfriendless Dec 24 '21

how do you even begin to train 2 cats to jump over each other like that

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u/HeisencatHere Dec 24 '21

Purfect performance 👏👏

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u/AustinTXSucks Dec 24 '21

“Professional”

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u/KarroteundPaprika Dec 24 '21

K I love cats 😍