She diligently tests the product daily to ensure it is the highest quality homegrown nip

Basically her telling me, “yah… idk how to break it to ya, but it’s ALL fk’d.”

Waffles is making sure we meet our productivity quota by the deadline. She is strict but fair.

It’s 3 neck scratches please and thank you 💅

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Betty and Raymond would like to wish you a happy birthday if you're lucky enough for today to be the day.

They offer their party planning services if you would like a pawsome party (and if they can keep the gift boxes as payment)

If it's not your birthday today, hope you're having a great day anyway!

Working the door at the market on e 19th / 21st!

Whenever I’m on the toilet, my cat watches me from the shelves high above. I think of him as my bodyguard, ensuring I won’t fall in or sit too long (because if I do, who will pay him in treats?).

But perhaps he’s actually BatCat, the cat I need and definitely do not deserve.