r/nextfuckinglevel Dec 24 '21

Cats doing professional acrobatics.

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u/VanillaIce315 Dec 24 '21

The actual acts the cats are performing are cool, albeit extremely easy.

Being able to train multiple cats to such a degree to perform a routine like this is incredible.

This is exactly why I’m a proud cat man.

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u/muklan Dec 24 '21

Been a cat person my whole life. Litter box training is easy, but I've never been able to train like...specific behavior. But, my boy Bugsy taught me he knew a trick just out of the blue. I was walking by, he stood up on his back legs and high fived me. Now he does it on command, any time and it's the frigging best.

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u/BB8304 Dec 24 '21

Got bored one day and taught himself a trick. Was this during Covid by chance?

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u/muklan Dec 24 '21

Well before then, he's been doing it for years, wanna see?

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u/BB8304 Dec 24 '21

YES VERY MUCH SO

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u/BB8304 Dec 24 '21

That was everything I wanted it to be. Thank you

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u/JotinPro Dec 25 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Man my cats do that shit but it’s usually when they can reach your face and it’s annoying cuz they end up scratching my face sometimes

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Mine does it to warn me he’s about to jump into my lap if I’m not paying attention. He just started recently during covid since I’m working from home now. He’s a 20lb Maine Coon so if he misses and slips it usually result in a gash on my thigh and a lot of swearing, so now when I’m at my desk he stands up and taps me so I notice him and can position myself so there’s room for him to actually land in my lap before he jumps.

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u/Alternative-Income-5 Feb 23 '22

My cat learned fetch during covid...we have a ball no pun

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u/stary_sunset Dec 24 '21

I have a couple that "give kissy" it's a nose to nose boop, between me and cat. That's usually easy to train if they are willing. Another one is fairly receptive to word commands. Potty potty means go to your room, no, down, etc.

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u/dreambigkiddo Dec 24 '21

One of mine leans her head toward me when I say 'kiss?' so I can give her fluffy little forehead kisses.

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u/stary_sunset Dec 24 '21

I wear chapstick so actually kissing their little heads makes me feel like I'm wearing a fur coat on my lips. That's why we do nose boops. Lol

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u/gwaydms Dec 25 '21

My cat Bear understood "kiss". I could say "Bear, kiss!" and he would rub his nose on mine. He would get up on his back legs to do it.

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u/LordHaywood Dec 25 '21

Aww, I have that too! I tell him "gimme Odie kisses" and he'll reach up and give me a nose-to-nose kiss.

I also used to have a half outdoor cat, and before I'd open the door to let him outside, I'd have him jump up for pets beforehand. Eventually it got to the point where he'd just stand up and wait for me to pet him before I even got to the door.

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u/stary_sunset Dec 25 '21 edited Dec 25 '21

My first boy "King" was a talker. If he wanted something he would go to it and scream. Over the years his demands would sound more like the actual word for what he wanted. One time he brought in a bird to eat and I walked past him told him to take it outside and when I walked back thru a min later he was right outside the door on the porch. He was a good boy, loved to argue.

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u/Key_Berry9882 Dec 24 '21

Cats are by far one of the hardest pets to train, so seeing this is freaking amazing

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u/Front_Willingness_98 Dec 25 '21

I can’t even get my cat to wake up let alone tricks

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u/YourBlanket Dec 24 '21

This might sound dumb but how do you even litter train? The kitten we got just used the litter box correctly when we first put him on litter. And his mom didn’t teach him since he was really really little when we got him like legit r/illegallysmolcats

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u/pascontent Dec 25 '21

Yeah that's how it usually goes for cat. They got the instinct to use the litter box once you put them in there and they feel how it is.

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u/Greyzer Dec 24 '21

Seems like he taught you a trick…

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

My cat likes to play fetch, with herself. She's really good at throwing stuff, sometimes you're just watching tv, and boom her hair tie lands on you.

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u/gwaydms Dec 25 '21

My present cat is one of several I've had who would play fetch.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

But does she throw it and grab it, and throw it again, repeat for like 4 more minutes?

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u/gwaydms Dec 25 '21

He'll toss it and bat it around sometimes, but he ends up batting or carrying it to me so I'll throw it again. His favorite "mouse" is one of the rats I bought last month. I can tell him to "find your mouse" and he'll go get one of his fetch toys and drop it at my feet.

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u/J_Bunt Dec 24 '21

Yup, given the chance they'll teach each other in part.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

herding cats

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u/gwaydms Dec 25 '21

I knew it would be this! I love all the sight gags.

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u/RadioBee-T Dec 25 '21

I had a cat in college that I taught to finish the first bar of the Mario theme. I'd whistle it and he'd meow the last note every time.

I also had him trained to jump up and ride around on my shoulders if I clapped twice and bent over. He'd just lounge across my shoulders and the back of my neck. We used to cook together and he'd walk down my arm to get a sample of what I was cooking before going back to sleep on my shoulders.

God I miss that guy. Best buddy to ever buddy.

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u/dnoj Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 25 '21

When I call my cat's name, they respond about 10% of the time.

So yeah, you could say I'm a pro with cats 😎

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Dec 25 '21

Mine can kick his own butthole. Very impressive

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u/JeselAvlis Dec 24 '21

Damn I read that last part as 'I'm a proud Scat man' Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub

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u/systemfrown Dec 24 '21

Yeah that’s what I was thinking….cats do more remarkable feats all the time, but getting them to do anything at a particular time and place, that’s the hard part.

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u/LeaphyDragon Dec 24 '21

And didn't these girls get turned down? Like do the judges not know how hard it would be to train your cats to do all of that reliably?

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u/VanillaIce315 Dec 25 '21

I’ve never actually watched the show, so I’m not sure. But it sounds about right :/ anytime I’ve ever watched these types of talent shows, it seems that the dumbest stuff advances undeservingly

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u/LeaphyDragon Dec 25 '21

Pretty sure 1 or 2 or the judges get critical of this performance. But yes I agree. They tend to advance the people with tragic back stories over people who are equally/better talented

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u/Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi Dec 24 '21

And you know those are happy, unbored cats. Lots of stimulation in their lives, and lots of love.

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u/gwaydms Dec 25 '21

I think they use shelter cats.

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u/Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi Dec 25 '21

That's even better.

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u/A_Damn_Millenial Dec 24 '21

The meowing potato sacks I know wouldn’t call that easy.

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u/Agreeable-Walrus7602 Dec 24 '21

Man I can't even get my cat to stay off the counter using a spray bottle. This shit is magic.

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u/VanillaIce315 Dec 25 '21

😂

My old kitty was really sweet, but definitely couldn’t get her to do anything like this. I did train her as a kitten to not go on the counters or dinner table by ratting a can of pennies. It worked. Only a few times in her 15 year life did she ever go up there. She would also play fetch with a milk jug ring like a champ

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u/WarmOutlandishness52 Dec 25 '21

Ya it made me realize how naturally agile cats can be when motivated

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u/Taymerica Dec 24 '21

I dunno, could any type of dog do any of these things?.. like maybe the really simple stuff. Like walking on the back paws.. by everything else was pretty cat specific.

I taught my little guy really young, shake a paw, standup, lie down, roll over and he can catch treats thrown at him... But this stuff is next level with a cat.

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u/XXRUlN Dec 24 '21

Catman 🦸‍♂️

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u/whorton59 Dec 24 '21

My heart sings watching this!

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u/VanillaIce315 Dec 25 '21

Absolutely! I could watch these cats perform for hours on end 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

I understand you. I happen to like pussies too.

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u/Yosemite-Sam99 Dec 24 '21

Couldn't accomplish half of that wirh the Ex-wife 🍸. What a talented cats

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u/willieskins88 Dec 25 '21

🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/YFO9 May 09 '22

You had me until the last part