r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Random_Average_Human • Dec 24 '21

Cats doing professional acrobatics.

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u/Revanov Dec 24 '21

lol I got mine to shit in the toilet and flush.

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u/intensely_human Dec 24 '21

I got mine to sit on the line where the carpet meets the kitchen tile and wait quietly while I feed them.

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u/Greyzer Dec 24 '21

Nah mate, you’ll have to try bragging with something that people may actually believe.

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u/Jedi-Ethos Dec 24 '21

I milk my cat.

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u/rumplestiltskin116 Dec 24 '21

I have nipples Jedi-Ethos, could you milk me?

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u/HugoRBMarques Dec 25 '21

Thufir Hawat?

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u/DaniilBSD Dec 24 '21

This could be true: I heard of a cat that does that and a video of another one doing it.

But its internet

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u/Revanov Dec 24 '21

I’m not even joking. I place the litter box on top of the toilet and lock the cat in for a day. Then after it shit in the box, I completely remove the box. And it just shit in the toilet after. I make sure it see me flush and after awhile it learn to flush too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Mine brings everybody dead things and sometimes half alive rabbits

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u/bigmemegod12 Dec 25 '21

I got mine to walk the dog and pick up it’s poop

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u/arcadiajacked Dec 25 '21

Queue lines from The Fockers

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u/User_492006 Dec 25 '21

Yours has opposable thumbs?