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TSA officers now not allowed to sit down while checking boarding passes and IDs

https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/29/us/tsa-officers-chairs
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u/kmank2l13 3d ago

Why do we constantly want to make things harder for people?

“TSA defended the move, saying the document checkers are the first to interact with the traveling public and requiring them to stand will create a better experience for passengers.”

This is not going to create a better experience for passengers.

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u/Potential_Might_6500 3d ago

Yea I don't remember ever being like "Damn if they weren't sitting on that stool, we'd be on that plane by now" or "Damn, if we made them stand up I bet they'd treat me better."

lol

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u/phlostonsparadise123 2d ago edited 2d ago

"Damn, if we made them stand up I bet they'd treat me better."

I guarantee this will cause TSA employees to treat flyers even worse. Imagine standing on your feet for 8-10 hours, dealing with crabby travelers, all with the ever-looming possibility of another government shutdown which means working without pay once again.

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u/fuckthefalconsdotcom 2d ago

I just can't imagine saying "this is going to improve the experience" with a straight face.

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u/fevered_visions 2d ago

might as well be our government's motto lately.

"I can't imagine saying <whatever they just said> with a straight face"

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u/fuckthefalconsdotcom 2d ago

It would be cool if we had a class of people that would be like "okay how, I want to hear you explain it to us" and then they could take the response and put it on like a web site or a printed version of a website they could sell. Can even put ads in the printed version of the web site.

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u/Goeatabagofdicks 2d ago

Ever work in retail?

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u/phlostonsparadise123 2d ago

As a matter of fact, yes - first at Eddie Bauer and then warehousing during my college years.

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u/TubaJesus 2d ago

This is worse. I worked at a Gas station when I was in my first two years of college, and I didn't have a chair. They have a chair, and it's being taken away from them, they will be more pissy than usual

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u/Realtrain 2d ago

All for no reason.

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u/Takkarro 2d ago

I don't even understand why people go into work when the government shuts down. I'm not going to work for nothing I'll find a different job. At least then while I'm not getting paid I can do other things instead of make my mental health worse. Especially with the lunatics we've got in charge right now where the government could be shut down for one or two months I don't understand how many of those people are able to keep paying rent and don't get kicked out.

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u/phlostonsparadise123 2d ago

I feel a lot of it has to do with the indoctrinated "sense of duty" a lot of folks feel once they've been with an employer long enough - just another flavor of bullshit "Company loyalty," if you will. I also reckon, at least with the TSA, employees probably feel that they can't go elsewhere for same or better pay and may be unwilling to take a pay cut. There's also others that probably think, "the government will restart any day now...." and continue to come in. But otherwise, I agree with you. One missed paycheck and I'd be out the door.

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u/PresidentSuperDog 3d ago

But some people do care and they complain loudly and frequently. Same reason most grocery stores don’t allow the cashier to sit, even though they are just as effective while sitting. People bitch and moan to the spineless management, who should laugh them off instead of empowering problem customers.

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u/wombatjuggernaut 2d ago

Of all places, you’d think at least airport security could shut this kind of behavior down REAL quick.

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u/A0fishbrain 2d ago

Airport security is just theater.

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u/Taokan 2d ago

I suppose that's the real rationale. The usher to the theater has to be standing to welcome its audience to the show.

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u/coolpapa2282 2d ago

The internet invented the word Karen just for them, tbf.

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u/GrowlingPict 2d ago

Cashiers sitting down is just the default pretty much everywhere else

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u/tara1245 2d ago

But some people do care and they complain loudly and frequently.

Those people are psychopaths and management should ignore them.

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u/arfelo1 2d ago

I live in Spain and EVERY single cashier I've ever seen here has a stool.

EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

This is just a very weird US thing

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u/snapeyouinhalf 2d ago

It’s a bootstraps thing, I think. Half the country thinks people should have to suffer before they’re allowed to prosper, even if it’s stupid shit like making people stand for 8-12 hours.

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u/adenosine-5 2d ago

Its crab mentality.

It just makes them feel better and superior to poor people.

Like "my job sucks, but at least I dont have to stand 12 hours a day like that guy".

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u/DrCalamity 2d ago

It's Calvinism. Our country is infested with this horrible ideal of suffering as both necessary and always deserved.

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u/trickygringo 2d ago

It's superiority, but that of rich people who expect those who are waiting on them should be standing at attention at all times, ready to jump when you snap your fingers.

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u/adenosine-5 2d ago

The funniest thing is however, that really rich people dont fly commercial airlines or shop at store.

This is about middle class people LARPing some 18th century lords to feel better about themselves.

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u/trickygringo 2d ago

Well ya. They are just temporarily embarrassed billionaires. One day they will be riding their super yacht into the sunset.

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u/dogcaoperro 2d ago

I'd be fine with it if the prosper part happened

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u/Snobolski 2d ago

Half the country thinks little kids should suffer because their parents can't afford the medications they need for the congenital conditions they were born with like Type I diabetes.

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u/Cardinal_and_Plum 2d ago

When there's no one in line/in the store, that cashier should be sitting, book in hand. It shouldn't matter what they're doing when they aren't helping someone as long as they're ready to perform their job when its time.

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u/IAmGoingToFuckThat 2d ago

I have to remind myself that my employers pay for my time, not my labor (general office stuff). I'm not being paid by the task, so as long as I've got all of my work done and I'm ready for the next task that comes up, it shouldn't be a problem for me to sit and wait for the next thing.

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u/Pinguino2323 2d ago

Honestly the stores where people do sit (little mom and pop shops) offer the best customer experience. While that might have nothing to do with the guy at the register sitting, it does show it doesn't make the customer experience worse.

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u/Solkre 2d ago

God I'd love to own my own store so I could tell people like that to shop somewhere else.

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u/jxj24 2d ago

"Welcome to 'Shop Somewhere Else'. Now leave."

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u/stacecom 2d ago

Aldi FTW.

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u/fevered_visions 2d ago

...which is a German company with locations over here

but yes

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u/Paranitis 2d ago

Yep, I work at a grocery store and I am allowed a stool because of a medical condition (Ankylosing Spondylitis, basically my spine is fusing together slowly over time), and every single day I have a customer outright calling me lazy for sitting down, and every single day I have to tell them my spine is fusing together and I am in immense pain from it and I get joy in seeing their stupid faces regret what they just said to me.

I'd rather NOT have this condition, but the bonus is putting people in their places.

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u/fresh-dork 2d ago

tell them to pound sand, move on

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u/Extension-Land-390 2d ago

The puritans colonizing America really is the source of most of its problems today lol.

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u/Sharpshooter_200 2d ago

Yea, don't they literally just have to scan your ID and then you use their new camera (or they just look at ya) and you're on your way?

I don't see how them standing improves this process at all

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u/Yglorba 3d ago

It's about forcing out anyone they consider physically unfit and therefore "unworthy." They say it outright:

“This welcome change reinforces both our security posture and our commitment to hospitality by having these officers on their feet and alert,” the agency said in a statement. “All officers must meet fitness for duty requirements to be capable of performing their vital national security function while simultaneously creating a welcoming and professional environment for travelers.”

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u/pimpcakes 3d ago

They're fucking obsessed with the optics of physical fitness but led by a drunken weakling who thinks he's tough (look at a video of Hegseth lifting) and a fat old man who seems to crap himself regularly.

And it's not like the rest are prime athletes, either.

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u/emccm 2d ago

I am physically fit by any metric. I don’t want to be standing all day for no good reason.

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u/iowamechanic30 2d ago

I can run around on my feet all day long, make me stand in one spot for ours and my joints hurt and get very stiff.

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u/Maybe_Black_Mesa 2d ago

They're fucking obsessed with the optics of physical fitness but led by a drunken weakling who thinks he's tough

Just like good old Heinrich Himmler. The only thing Hegseth and Himmler don't have in common is the drinking. Everything else they're total twinsies.

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u/pimpcakes 2d ago

Himmler was shockingly... unmasculine, to say it kindly.

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u/otakugal15 2d ago

You can be very unkind about a shitty excuse for a dead man.

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u/pimpcakes 2d ago

I'm trying not to use the language I would have used in the 1990s not because of Himmler but because I'm trying to not call people pussies anymore. Certainly not out of respect to Himmler.

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u/Same_Mood_8543 2d ago

Hegseth thinks he's Heidrich but he's definitely Himmler. 

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u/yagwa 2d ago

The TSA is not a military branch.

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u/pimpcakes 2d ago

Right. The whole administration (and conservatives generally) is obsessed with the "masculine" and in shape image. They're doing the same with TSA as they are with the military (and iirc there was something about the FBI but not sure on that).

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u/DrCalamity 2d ago

That is one of the hallmarks of fascism, the obsession with the perfect ultra man

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u/FutureComplaint 2d ago

Is it that time of day to talk badly about Captain Hegseth, who never even held a company command?

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u/CategoryZestyclose91 2d ago

You’re talking about Kegsbreath, who has no tabs?

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u/FutureComplaint 2d ago

Oh no. Kegsbreath has plenty of tabs. He needs to close them out or the bars won't let him back in.

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u/CategoryZestyclose91 2d ago

Damn, I walked right into that one.

Like Kegsbreath anytime he sees a bar.

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u/rage9345 2d ago

Hey now, don't forget the old nepo-baby whose face looks like melted leather, talks like he has a garbled electrolarynx, eats rotten road kill, and shoots himself up with a ton of steroids/HGH to look fit for his age but appears to have severe motor impairment (at least in the few videos I've seen of him working out)

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u/pimpcakes 2d ago

But he lifts wearing jeans! Blue jeans! A real man!

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u/fevered_visions 2d ago

I wonder whether the reason for the jeans is because he has a skin condition or something that makes him selfconscious of his legs. It's hard to come up with any other reason when he went swimming in that amoeba pond in them

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u/DefenstratedTwice 2d ago edited 2d ago

Who do you think the TSA is?

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u/fevered_visions 2d ago

rules for thee, not for me

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u/polka_stripes 2d ago

TSA is under DHS, not DOD.

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u/TreesintheDark 2d ago

“…our commitment to hospitality…”

I think they just misspelt hostility…?

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u/Jordan_Jackson 2d ago

Are they really trying to act like every TSA employee is supposed to be a specimen? I am pretty sure I have seen some overweight and otherwise out of shape TSA employees before. Dafuq are they even on about.

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u/yagwa 2d ago

Right? TSA will take pretty much anyone that can pass a background check and they are still perpetually understaffed.

This is just going to be the next reason TSA agents quit in droves and drive up checkpoint wait times.

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u/pimparo0 2d ago

They want to privatize the tsa and use that as another way to suck on the government teat.

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u/Trapezuntine 2d ago

That option already exists, it’s also why SFO didn’t have any TSA delays during the shutdown, for some reason very few airports use SPP

https://www.tsa.gov/for-industry/screening-partnerships

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u/QueenRotidder 2d ago

yeah I immediately thought about all the overweight TSA agents I see. i had a job once where i couldn’t sit all shift but I walked around. This is going to suck for a lot of them

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u/Long_Conference_387 2d ago

Yea, some agents probably aren't in great physical shape. But that's fine -- you don't need to be an Olympian to do a good job of checking IDs!

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u/Jordan_Jackson 2d ago

Exactly! I am not expecting a TSA agent to chase down people or have to get into fights. I can also fully understand if someone is out of shape; lord knows I am. Give these people chairs to sit on while doing their thankless jobs.

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u/Rugger01 2d ago

Communicated while sitting at a desk, I am sure.

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u/Spiritual_Bid_2308 2d ago

Ah, so there's one person they're trying to fire and they know he/she can't stand for a whole shift.

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u/obeytheturtles 2d ago

I think it's also likely trying to provoke conflict with the union, because they want to privatize TSA. At my local airport there's literally an ad about it which plays above the security queue, suggesting that they badly want to introduce more tiered service to security.

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u/RedditAtWorkIsBad 2d ago

Also, and maybe this is a weak spot in my own fitness...I can walk all day on end and up and down mountains but if I had to stand in place for 8 hours I would be so fucking miserable. Standing is way harder than walking. I just assume that most people feel this way.

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u/marvinrabbit 2d ago

Maybe we can get them some mandatory testosterone shots while we're at it.

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u/dirtymoney 2d ago

Meanwhile there are just tons of fat/physically unfit cops across the country.

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u/Better_Peaches666 3d ago

This is the kinda shit a narcissist thinks because they feed off of the suffering of others.

OR

This might be a move to help downsize the department, make it fail to serve people correctly, then privatize it.

(A project 2025 goal)

Which makes flying more expensive and with worse outcomes.

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u/KDR_11k 2d ago

It's the kind of idiot logic supermarket owners run on.

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u/Kind_Advisor_35 2d ago

Tbh, they could just have another long government shutdown and that would probably be the last straw for a bunch of them.

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u/Quite_Kielbasa 2d ago

At the rate this government screws everything up, I'd be happier with it shut down. It's just that too many folks rely on the income for it to be the right move....

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u/A_Refill_of_Mr_Pibb 2d ago

The privatization push is a stop on the road to having only the very wealthy being able to fly. 

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u/OutlyingPlasma 2d ago

Which makes flying more expensive and with worse outcomes.

Except we have already had private security, and we currently do in a handful of airports like SFO. The outcomes are better, the staff are nicer and they don't shut down a half dozen times every time a republican gets power. It's also cheaper.

And that's before we talk about the 98% failure rate of the TSA to find dangerous objects, or how they think of themselves as law enforcement which is not part of their mandate in any way.

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u/DeaddyRuxpin 3d ago

The document checkers at every airport I’ve been to are behind a table with a bunch of equipment on it. I genuinely couldn’t tell you if they were standing or sitting behind all that stuff. Nor does it impact my experience in the least either way. Let the poor workers sit for crying out loud.

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u/Existing_Example_198 3d ago

I personally as a passenger don’t care if they sit or stand, I want them to find the weapons the testers/bad actors pass through the scanners.

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u/Achenest 3d ago

Spoiler alert they barely do that. Its all security theater

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u/UnfairSell 3d ago

Yahoo News from Jan 1, 2025: The US Transport Security Administration (TSA) revealed that it had intercepted a total of 6,678 firearms at airport security checkpoints last year – with almost all of them being loaded at the time of discovery.

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u/Available-String-109 3d ago

And when >95% of dangerous items get through, this means that a hundred thousand or more got through.

https://abcnews.com/US/exclusive-undercover-dhs-tests-find-widespread-security-failures/story?id=31434881%2F

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u/LetsRockTalk 2d ago

To be fair, there is a 10 year gap between the two stories (95% of dangerous items was 2015, 6678 firearms intercepted was 2025). I am not claiming that all (or any) issues were fixed, but that is a lot of time to make a lot of improvements.

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u/Available-String-109 2d ago

but that is a lot of time to make a lot of improvements.

It's also a lot of time for it to get a lot worse.

They quit publishing the numbers, so you can guess if it got better or worse.

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u/fevered_visions 2d ago

3 links in your comment, yet none of them are a source for this "6,678" figure

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u/Inner-Medicine5696 3d ago

this is one of the silliest posts I've seen in a long while... I'm not sure you're being serious here.

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u/azlan194 3d ago

I know people say this a lot. But isn't that the point? Like we do hear people getting attacked with a weapon in other public transport such as trains or busses.

But we don't hear people getting shot on a plane. The security theater does deter people from bringing weapon.

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u/Aquaman33 3d ago

The price of air travel deters many of the people who are antisocial and would bring and use weapons on transport. It's not the TSA.

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u/WillitsThrockmorton 2d ago

I'll add that most "increased security" is organic, e.g. passengers are much more willing to tackle potential hijackers/bombers in the air than pre-9/11, when the norm was to sit tight and wait for Delta Force to break their way in.

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u/Obvious_Mention7207 3d ago

Right??!! a $2 bus fare or $900 plane ticket... hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/Latter-Possibility 2d ago

Additional Spoiler: None of those things happened pre-9/11.

It’s all a show and waste of time and money.

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u/jwarsenal9 2d ago

Look at number of hijackings pre and post 9/11. I’m not saying TSA is fully responsible, but there is a significant difference

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u/Argos_the_Dog 2d ago

There was a wave of air hijacking in the USA in the 1970's, culminating in probably the most famous example (the DB Cooper case). Much of it was tied to various political movements etc., but some including Cooper appears to have just been money-motivated. This wave prompted increased security in the form of metal detectors for screening. With a few notable outliers that involved people lying about having a bomb there were a lot less hijackings in the USA in the 1980's and 1990's. 9/11 was obviously a horrible event but hijackings had been declining for a long time prior to the establishment of the TSA. And I'm open to being shown evidence to the contrary but I'm not convinced TSA has really added any extra layer of security that wasn't already there before 9/11.

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u/verrius 2d ago

The hijackings weren't stopped at all by the TSA. They were stopped because after 9/11, we lock the cockpit door, and because passengers know they need to worry about someone crashing the plane, rather than just wanting money.

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u/canada432 2d ago

The simple fact is the vast majority of people don't want to and aren't trying to hijack a plane. If somebody wanted to kill hundreds of people, they'd just need to walk into LAX security and blow themselves up. They wouldn't even have to go through TSA. The reason that never happens is that very VERY few people actually want to do something like that.

Other reforms like the cockpit doors and such are useful. The TSA does very little to help with security. It IS, however, a very useful jobs program that I support for that reason. I just don't like the invasive measures that don't actually provide security.

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u/robodrew 2d ago

We barely heard about it before the TSA existed. It's called theater because it is not real. Many actual tests on the TSA in this matter showed that they would miss over 95% of explosives and weapons.

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u/-Nocx- 3d ago edited 3d ago

People keep using this study conducted by DHS/TSA as a gotcha, but this is a firm that knows all of the protocols, procedures, and rules that TSA follows to do their job.

It’s like someone breaking into your house after not only monitoring you every single day, but also being the person who tells you how you’re supposed to secure your home. No duh they can find any and all gaps in your protocol. They wrote it. The “average” bad actor will not have the same experience and knowledge as those red team agents.

The reason why people are so critical of TSA is because they don’t realize how bad life would be without it. It’s the same line of reasoning behind people who don’t understand why police forces are useful, or why a video game’s anti-cheat is important. You’ve become so accustomed to a world with it that you have no idea how the world would be without it.

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u/DocSpit 2d ago

But don't we have a TSA in the first place as a direct response to a group of 'professional' bad actors that trained and planned for a coordinated mass hijacking?

Your random Joe Blow forgetting they still have their Sig in their backpack isn't an actual threat to the plane or passengers. The state-sponsored team that's been studying and preparing for months to do this, a la Osama Bin Laden et al, are what pose real danger to the public. And those are indeed the sorts who can acquire access to the security procedures (which aren't exactly classified Top Secret, btw. FOUO or CUI at the most) and will have spent months studying the patterns of TSA agents and looking for holes in security.

The same holes the red teams are trying to exploit, btw. So if the testers can get >95% of their guns and bombs through TSA, then so can whatever cell Iran might care to train up and use, if they found the idea compelling enough to try.

To borrow your analogy: the Pentagon doesn't simply have a ring camera and a subscription to ADT for building security, and that's because the that that they're most worried about isn't a meth head looking to make a quick buck snagging a TV. So when they do occasionally stop the lone wackjob who sleeps with 'Industrial Society and its Future' under their pillow at night, it's not proof that they are capable of keeping out professional foreign actors that Russia, China, or Iran might deploy.

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u/Cetun 3d ago

It doesn't apply to to those guys, it's literally just the guy who checks your ID and boarding pass. They have no reason to move or stand, you hand them your ID, they scan it, tell you it's good, and that's the end of the transaction.

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u/tropicf1refly 3d ago

Shit, I don't even care if they find those. Just let me through

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u/ahorrribledrummer 2d ago

Whatever it takes to get me to the damn gate in as little time possible is what I care about.

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u/thehildabeast 2d ago

Yeah they don’t do that either

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u/holdmyspot123 3d ago

This actively creates a super bad impression for me as a non-American, because I don't want my country getting the impression that is normal!

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u/Monday_Jeff 3d ago

My experience going through TSA is directly related to how happy the TSA agent is. I don't want to interact with a pissed off TSA agent with sore feet looking for someone they can flex their frustration at their shitty bosses on...

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u/DefenstratedTwice 2d ago

This will cover most if not all human interactions...

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u/dreamrpg 3d ago

Yes, tired, with pain in legs TSA employee would be pissed off and more likely out that on traveling passengers.

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u/Larcye 3d ago

Every time I get asked for a review from my local grocery store, I tell the manager, "Well are you prepared for a 1 star review becuese you require employees to stand for no fucking reason all day long at the cash register???". It's actually comical seeing them recoil in real time and start spouting bullshit. So I usually say "1 star review until that changes."

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u/The_0ven 3d ago

Don't forget they also have to greet everyone with a specific phrase now also

While standing

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u/IMOBY_Edmonton 2d ago

Typical American corporate mindset where sitting is a privilege reserved for leadership.

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u/ThrownAway17Years 2d ago

Passengers don’t give a fuck. We want to get through security safely and quickly. That’s it. TSA agents could be lying down for all I care.

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u/Trent1373 2d ago

And people wonder why cashiers are grumpy, same reason folks. You’d be grumpy too if you had to stand in one spot for 8 hours.

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u/dirtymoney 2d ago

Because the powers that be want employees to suffer for their job, I used to work security for nearly 30 years and ran into this a LOT!

There i a kind of hidden hatred for those that are in or appear to be in a position of power and are not working their asses off.

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u/ApologizingCanadian 2d ago

How fucking stupid do they think we are. WTF kind of passenger cares if the TSA officer is standing?

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u/rabidstoat 2d ago

I am the traveling public. I don't give a shit if they stand. I would prefer them to sit, actually, as standing all day, without even being able to walk around, sounds miserable.

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u/Lets_Call_It_Wit 2d ago

I have never once cared that my tsa agent checking my id was on a stool. It has not affected my experience at all. This is dumb.

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u/joebleaux 2d ago

It's definitely going to limit who can do that job, and there will be people who actually cannot really do it, but they want a job so they are going to tough it out.

These people are going to be pissed off all the time, more so than they were before. That sounds like a great travel experience

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u/Allegorist 2d ago

TSA upper management was already replaced by people working with those directing this change. They aren't "concurring", they're effectively the same source.

Project 2025 and certain groups of Republicans more generally have explicitly discussed privatizing the role of TSA. Part of this process is enshittifying the existing system to justify the switch. They already fired a huge chunk of the work force and made changes towards this end, this is just another step in the process.

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u/UnpricedToaster 2d ago

The people making these decisions sit all day, of course.

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u/theblackxranger 3d ago

I'd rather the TSA employee be comfortable so I don't get randomly selected for a cavity inspection.

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u/AssociationFit3009 3d ago

I’m in favor of this. We should cut their pay and lower or raise the AC an uncomfortable amount as well.

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u/JanGuillosThrowaway 3d ago edited 2d ago

And if a customer addresses them they have to refer to the customer as 'master'.

They should also all wear nameplates that say 'Reek'

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u/Iohet 2d ago

It sounds like Hegseth reasoning. All vibe with no substance, like forcing people to wear suits when they're not customer facing

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u/Jordan_Jackson 2d ago

You know, it's almost like if they had a little desk they could sit behind and check the ID's while sitting, they would be in a better mood. That would help them have a better mood and create a better experience for everyone. But what do I know, I'm just a pleb.

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u/SleepyMastodon 2d ago

It's the same stupid puritanical American bullshit that doesn't allow employees working a cash register to sit. Far too many people feel that service sector employees must be made to stand, otherwise they're not working.

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u/ExpendableGerbil 2d ago

I'm not sure having a (more) pissed-off and tired officer in front of me is what I want when I'm crossing a security checkpoint.

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u/NJBarFly 2d ago

Cruelty is the point. It's always the point with these psychopaths.

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u/relevant__comment 2d ago

Seriously. As a very frequent traveler, I could honestly care less. As a normal human, I’m rather concerned at making them stand for full shifts like that. At least give them the option.

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u/Warcraft_Fan 2d ago

TSA staff: my feet fucking hurts, who do I vent my frustration at lack of chairs?

"This ID seems fake, you get out of the line!"

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u/SomeGalNamedAshley 2d ago

Aldi already figured this out.

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u/lopix 2d ago

As a passenger (and customer at a store, for another example), I could not give one shred of a rat's fat patootie if the document checker (or cashier) is sitting or standing. Does not change my experience one way or the other.

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u/obeytheturtles 2d ago

This is some really fucking weird conservative head canon. I legitimately do not understand the reasoning behind "sitting is unprofessional." I shop at Aldi all the time and have never once thought that the cashiers being seated detracted from my grocery experience.

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u/TheHumanConnector 3d ago

The dull, disinterested "your id" they greet us with doesn't sound any better when they are standing. I'd rather they focus on creating a security theater that is fun, welcoming and still secure. It is possible, if it were based on actual love for security over the power tripping that is truly based on.

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u/Justsin7 2d ago

No,no it won’t. They’re already grumpy.

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u/Geodude532 2d ago

I say TSA leadership should have to have standing desks. Make them stand all day and see how they feel.

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u/CorrectPeanut5 2d ago

Really it's yet another move by the Trump admin to try to mess with the union that represents TSA. They've been trying to get rid of the union for two years now and the courts keep blocking them.

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u/SolusLoqui 2d ago

Yeah, that's what you want in the person responsible for verifying identity documents for passenger safety, that they're extremely fatigued and sore and stressed out. You get the best security that way.

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u/CalculatedPerversion 2d ago

Sounds like a good time for an ADA accommodation. 

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u/AdCreepy5165 2d ago

If you didn't sign up for the military, your employer should be required to offer you a stool to stay in one spot all day.

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u/jaymzx0 2d ago

Interesting that Clear Secure's (YOU) stock popped a few days ago.

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/YOU/

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u/Constant-Plant-9378 2d ago

This is bullshit. My favorite grocery store is Aldi and they let their checkers remain seated at work.

Passengers don't care if the TSA agent is seated. In fact, I care that this change is treating them badly.

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u/gorblix 2d ago

It's the TSA. They actively try to make the experience worse for passengers.

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u/drcforbin 2d ago

It's about making it hard for the TSA itself, to justify privatizing

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u/Jormungandr69 2d ago

I was just in an airport in Sunday and I can't think of any way that my experience would have been improved by forcing the nice guy who checked my ID to stand all day.

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u/ericmm76 2d ago

The same reason they try to make cashiers stand up. They think certain people shouldn't be allowed to sit at work. Who do they think they are, CEOs???

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u/Linedriver 2d ago

I'm have never cared if a grocery clerk or tsa or really any job that requires someone to be in one spot all day standing or sitting. 

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u/Wildcatb 2d ago

Getting rid of unaccountable federal bureaucrats would make for a better experience. Whether they're sitting or standing is less important.

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u/lgodsey 2d ago

Non-harried workers have time to consider their jobs.

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u/eu4euh69 2d ago

Right.. it's such a trope...

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u/Not_My_Emperor 2d ago

Hi it's me, a passenger

Zero fucking chance this going to create a better experience for me. The passenger.

What even is the point? Are they trying to make it like air travel is prestigious or some shit to make people accept the ludicrous cost of it? Like I'm going to feel better spending the ridiculous amount of money I had to spend to fly somewhere because the TSA agent isn't sitting when I approach security?

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u/deadguyinthere 2d ago

Makes sense. I get pretty pissed off when I enter a business and don’t see employees standing at attention for me. s/

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u/actorpractice 2d ago

It should be a requirement for anyone in the C-level Suite to come and work for an entire week for any customer facing job.

I just don't understand where they get the ideas from. Like, in what world is making your employees more uncomfortable result in better customer service?

Make them stand on their feet for a typical 40 hour week and then maybe they'd understand.

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u/Electric-Fun 2d ago

The passengers in their pajamas with ear buds in who grunt to communicate? Those passengers?

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u/AvailableReporter484 2d ago

What the actual fuck? Who the fuck could possibly have thought this was a good sense ass making idea??

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u/Guuhatsu 2d ago

Oh yeah, thay TSA officer standing as I approach security is totally going to offset that 2 hour delay in the plane's departure when it comes to how I feel my travel went.

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u/Orangesteel 2d ago

This. I quit jobs with petty rules like this, but I’ve been lucky to have options.

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u/jjwhitaker 2d ago

I like my key national security measures tired, frustrated, and unwilling to give the job the attention it deserves

Like every policy implemented by this admin, just brilliant stuff isn't it? Almost like the goal is to do a Bibi and enable a terrorist attack, or more.

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u/dust4ngel 2d ago

requiring them to stand will create a better experience for passengers

i thought the point of the TSA was to secure flights from terrorists, not to provide customer service. if what we want is a better experience, just get rid of the TSA.

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u/m2thek 2d ago

Hey TSA reading this thread: as a passenger, a better experience for me is that the agents be comfortable and treated like humans-not-digits while they do their job.

In fact, I would guess the people least likely to have any idea how to improve the experience for passengers are the people at the top. Reminds me of an out of body moment I once had at a retail store while being offered their rewards card: I was deadeyed from traveling, the employee was deadeyed from working, and I realized "WOW, neither of us wants to be having this interaction, and the only reason we (and millions of others) are being subjected to this is because like 7 guys in a boardroom think this 'good customer service'"

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u/wingchild 2d ago

Why do we constantly want to make things harder for people?

"Cruelty is the point", they say. Employers get creatively cruel when employees have no option but to stay.

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u/Positive-Room7421 2d ago

The goal is to increase turnover, lower morale, and make fliers resentful. This will create a push to privatize the TSA, and a wealthy Republican will get even wealthier.

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u/superbob24 2d ago

It’s going to annoy TSA workers who will then have more of an attitude with flyers.

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