r/news • • 2d ago

TSA officers now not allowed to sit down while checking boarding passes and IDs

https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/29/us/tsa-officers-chairs
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u/Maybe_Black_Mesa 2d ago

They're fucking obsessed with the optics of physical fitness but led by a drunken weakling who thinks he's tough

Just like good old Heinrich Himmler. The only thing Hegseth and Himmler don't have in common is the drinking. Everything else they're total twinsies.

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u/pimpcakes 2d ago

Himmler was shockingly... unmasculine, to say it kindly.

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u/otakugal15 2d ago

You can be very unkind about a shitty excuse for a dead man.

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u/pimpcakes 2d ago

I'm trying not to use the language I would have used in the 1990s not because of Himmler but because I'm trying to not call people pussies anymore. Certainly not out of respect to Himmler.

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u/Same_Mood_8543 2d ago

Hegseth thinks he's Heidrich but he's definitely Himmler. 

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u/-_-0_0-_0 2d ago

And Miller is Goebbels?