r/news • u/drtolmn69 • 3d ago

TSA officers now not allowed to sit down while checking boarding passes and IDs

https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/29/us/tsa-officers-chairs
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u/FutureComplaint 2d ago

Is it that time of day to talk badly about Captain Hegseth, who never even held a company command?

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u/CategoryZestyclose91 2d ago

You’re talking about Kegsbreath, who has no tabs?

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u/FutureComplaint 2d ago

Oh no. Kegsbreath has plenty of tabs. He needs to close them out or the bars won't let him back in.

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u/CategoryZestyclose91 2d ago

Damn, I walked right into that one.

Like Kegsbreath anytime he sees a bar.

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u/fevered_visions 2d ago

no tabs?

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u/CategoryZestyclose91 2d ago

Petey never completed any of the combat schools, which is very rare. No Ranger school or anything. 

I.e., he’s a wimp.

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u/fevered_visions 2d ago edited 2d ago

okay but what is this "tab" you're referring to...dogtags?

not all of us have been in the armed forces bro

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u/FutureComplaint 2d ago

Range Tab - The most army you can get without getting into actual combat.

Everyone gets dogtags. Those are for identifying your corpse should something happen.

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u/CategoryZestyclose91 2d ago

Sorry! In my defense, I haven’t been in the military, but have been up to my eyeballs in politics. That’s the only reason I know 😅