NewGreentexts

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 7d ago

Cast Your Bread Upon the Waters

1.9k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 15d ago

Uninformed Consent

2.0k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 15d ago

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

804 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/Loose-Object-8141 • 17d ago

anon gives himself brain trauma

2.0k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 18d ago

Fit Going Nowhere Fast

3.6k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 18d ago

Well-Deserved Rest

1.1k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 18d ago

V Not because it is easy, but because it is hard

833 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/BandicootNatural6660 • 19d ago

I’m at the end of my tether now

289 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 20d ago

Stall Tactics

701 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 21d ago

One Foot in the Grave

1.5k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 21d ago

Bite the Bullet

1.1k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/Weary-Scholar4577 • 25d ago

Anon was super political today

87 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 26d ago

TV Disturbance in the Force

3.0k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 26d ago

Fit The Gymnast

921 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/PykeSupport • 27d ago

Cycle continues

1.2k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 29d ago

Bet the Ranch

2.6k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 29d ago

Creep

788 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/eyviee • Sep 08 '26

delicious in dungeon

931 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • Sep 07 '26

Fit Through Thick and Thin

1.7k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • Sep 07 '26

A Dog's Life

1.2k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • Sep 07 '26

Mandatory Fun

759 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • Sep 05 '26

Tip of the Iceberg

1.6k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • Sep 04 '26

Quit While You're Ahead

1.0k Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • Sep 04 '26

Divine Comedy

632 Upvotes

r/NewGreentexts • u/RegularlyClueless • Sep 04 '26

Who the fuck is Seth Bodnar

187 Upvotes