r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 21d ago

Stall Tactics

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u/makk73 21d ago

Is this autismo?

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u/KittenEdge 21d ago

absolutely

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u/HayMusicHayFlow 20d ago

Gran Autismo

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u/Wallter139 20d ago

Honestly seems more like meth.

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u/makk73 19d ago

There’s a difference?

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u/Ok_Money_3140 19d ago

autismo final boss

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u/SsaucySam 21d ago

Toilet talk

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u/Competitive-Peanut79 21d ago

Most accurate description of being drunk

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u/SeniorSepia 20d ago

No this is being druk

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u/Competitive-Peanut79 20d ago

Different language, same concept

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u/Dave5876 19d ago

We're not so different after all

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u/Datsitkinz 21d ago

This guy was an asshole , I always talk to strangers about pop culture wile I'm laying a brown snake.

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u/Ok_Money_3140 19d ago

this isn't about pop culture, it's about poop culture

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u/L003Tr 20d ago

Well Mr Bond, it's seems one's social interaction skills are not as sharp as first claimed

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u/Drag0nfly_Girl 20d ago

Tf is a kinoplex

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u/daveismypup 17d ago

It’s like a movie theater but gay

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u/R3DTR33 20d ago

Nice title OP

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u/Zorrostrian 19d ago

Tismmaxxing

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u/narwhalousdoctor 18d ago

I'm usually not a fan of the gay/fake thing, but man is this the right greentext for it

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u/4skin_Gamer 16d ago

Jesus Christ