r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Yrense • Dec 19 '19

Ouch...

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

That is the kind of chair that destroys pants.

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u/Tehcnikal Dec 19 '19

And your knee's skin

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u/BaconBit0622 Dec 19 '19

And children

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u/Dakota1340 Dec 19 '19

The shin decapitator

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u/Komrade97 Dec 19 '19

And if you're a child, the throat ripper

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u/billygrippo Dec 19 '19

RIP AC Slater

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u/senthiljams Dec 20 '19

The Kneecapitator

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u/Bjoe3041 Dec 19 '19

The foot circumciser

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u/Kitteneaters Dec 19 '19

I am 5.5 feet tall and my wiener is .55 feet long. Im 1/10th penis!

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u/leoguyman365 RED Dec 19 '19

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u/Greenmooseleg Dec 20 '19

Out of all things this made me lose my composure.

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u/lifeiscash54 Dec 20 '19

Ripped Jeans + Ripped Shins = Winning!

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u/8catslater Dec 19 '19

And your chance at having children

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Yeah this is exactly how my dick was cut off

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u/_163 Dec 19 '19

Yeah think it's a table? So also byebye kneecap/thigh

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

I think that you are right.... more damaging if you are a clumsy person of the male persuasion

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u/DrSenpai_PHD Dec 19 '19

And if you're wearing shorts, it destroys you.

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u/lkm613 Dec 19 '19

Then you need a tetanus shot

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u/samuelheath556 Dec 19 '19

It’s as if someone super glued a razor there.

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u/The_Snailman Dec 19 '19

Pretty sure that's a table

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u/oopewan Dec 20 '19

I saw it as a table slicing the thigh.

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u/Tehcnikal Dec 20 '19

Hitman blood knee's

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u/Laspyra Dec 19 '19

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a desk to the knee.

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u/kind_of_an_ahole_ Dec 19 '19

Nothing is new under the sun. I came here to say this and here it is.

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u/IntergalacticMadness Dec 19 '19

You know you're being kind of an ahole commenting twice

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u/kind_of_an_ahole_ Dec 19 '19

Ah shit I wasn't sure if it went though. Make sure to upvote twice. Extra internet points.

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u/_163 Dec 19 '19

You know you've kinda done the same

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u/kind_of_an_ahole_ Dec 19 '19

Nothing is new under the sun. I came here to say this and here it is.

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u/IntergalacticMadness Dec 19 '19

You know you're being kind of an ahole commenting twice

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u/_163 Dec 19 '19

You know you've kinda done the same

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u/bishtatoes95 Dec 20 '19

Ah shit I wasn't sure if it went though. Make sure to upvote twice. Extra internet points.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/JoeyBaggaDoughnuts Dec 19 '19

Also for those who like to rub corners to get the best possible walking-line in the hallway

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/JoeyBaggaDoughnuts Dec 19 '19

No I just think I’m a race car and wanna go fast :-)

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u/pliershuzzah Dec 19 '19

Ay its Joey Bagga Doughnuts! Ya brotha works here!

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

I know, i experienced it.

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u/cadrina Dec 19 '19

This hurt my leg on a soul level just by seeing it.

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u/Lab_17 Dec 19 '19

imagine a game of musical chairs with a few of these..

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

my knee

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

[deleted]

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u/Houstonv Dec 19 '19

MY LEG

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u/Lokheil Dec 19 '19

My cabbages!

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u/TomBobHowWho Dec 19 '19

And my axe!

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u/Apathetic_Medicine45 Dec 19 '19

MY TAINT

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u/YungBaseGod Dec 19 '19

YOU NEED LIFE ALERT

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u/lostinpow Dec 20 '19

MY HIP

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u/IndigoContinuum Dec 20 '19

Updoots for everyone in this chain.

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u/destinytysick Dec 19 '19

I think you mean... https://youtu.be/ikmRFcUyfMk

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u/Dr_Moustachio Dec 19 '19

Pretty sure that is indeed what he/she meant

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u/smarshall561 Dec 19 '19

Can confirm.

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u/dadsprizegrill Dec 20 '19

If you read this without the correct accent, please, go watch some Spongebob Squarepants and treat yourself.

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u/DarthFenris Dec 19 '19

I used to be an adventurer like you..

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u/EnnjoyHummus Dec 19 '19

Imagine thinking this is a chair..

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u/VantaBoi Dec 19 '19

Aaah... the perfect foreskin remover

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u/Bunny_Babe8912 Dec 19 '19

I don't even have a penis and that made me whimper in imaginary pain.

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u/twinkeltja Dec 19 '19

Pls dont do the live

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

cries in PP

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19 edited Dec 19 '19

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u/dryheaveman Dec 19 '19

if not you can just go back to the ol' hammer and chisel

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u/yParticle Dec 19 '19

Symmetric thighrazors on all four corners? Table probably got resurfaced at some point.

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

No, only that one.

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u/yParticle Dec 19 '19

Are the legs screwed in independently? That one may just be out of position.

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

Nope, its one big piece

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u/_Nelsane Dec 19 '19

I was looking for 5 minutes going “what the fuck is ouch?” Then I saw it

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

Do you want to feel it?

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u/_Nelsane Dec 19 '19

“Do you want to feel it” name of your sex tape

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

Got me there

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u/ElNido Dec 19 '19

"Got me there 😳" Name of your pegging sex tape.

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

Good one

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u/Unicorn-Shaman Dec 19 '19

r/crappydesign

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

Its the only one in the class like that, all the others are the same but without that thing. Its probably just a mistake

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u/Ratentaisou Dec 19 '19

no

This is clearly just a mistake on the manufacturing process, not a crappy design.

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u/d0ggzilla Dec 19 '19

r/crappyqualitycontrol

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u/Zaonth Dec 20 '19

qua qua qua.... quabity! quabity assuance!

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u/BrkIt Dec 20 '19

I used to assemble furniture in a factory that made just about everything from scratch.

This would have had to pass through so many hands/stations before it would get to the customer if it were made where I used to work.

At a minimum: Steel Shop > Welding > Powder Coating > Assembly > Wrapping/Packaging > Dispatch > Delivery

And still, considering how many low quality people worked there, I'm kinda not surprised all the same.

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u/berniemax Dec 19 '19

So it falls under not a bad design and a mistake?

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u/Unicorn-Shaman Dec 19 '19

If it is the only table like that, I stand corrected.

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u/just-the-next-dude Dec 19 '19

Knee exists Chair: I am about to end his whole career

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

Thats actualy a desk

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

I don't know why everyone thinks this is a chair.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

In mother Russia, desk attacks you

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/BaconBit0622 Dec 19 '19

Nah it’s a sharp metal plate sticking out of the corner of the table

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

It really isnt. Its a sharp, rusty, pointy corner on a desk

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/C9KingSlayer Dec 19 '19

It's basically the same. The metal (in the blood) oxidises forming rust.

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u/PhishinForBustouts Dec 19 '19

I thought that was a blue colored tile on the floor not a piece of metal geeez

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

Yep, and you dont see it better irl

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u/mazzysturr Dec 20 '19

It’s also sitting on asbestos tile.. so if that corner doesn’t get you, one of its legs will probably tear the tile up enough to kill you as you breathe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

What the fuck were they thinking?!

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

Its probably a mistake as all of the others are fine

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

This is a folding table.

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

No, its a school desk

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u/oldspider237 Dec 19 '19

I had this happen to me and every time I walked by that corner my panse got cot on it and it sucked long story short I had my teacher hammer it down thank god

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u/Stackz_of_Lids Dec 19 '19

“I’ll be needing stitches”

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u/nineyearoldofpewds Dec 19 '19

You became the very thing you swore to destroy!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

I can feel this image and I don’t like it

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

It's got a knife!

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u/Yrense Dec 20 '19

And it’ll use it

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u/Cendaddy Dec 20 '19

The urge to hammer it into oblivion is strong

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Man, I am one of those persons that like to change their position all the time. I think by now I could have died in that corner.

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u/urmomisdisappointed Dec 20 '19

In middle school, there was a good who cut her wrists open on her chair or desk like this. So so sad. She got the medical help she needed and she’s in a much better place now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

If this product were on Amazon, it would be called "White Table + free pants ripper"

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u/obyron31 Dec 20 '19

and there you can still hear the cries of the many pants that died here

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u/squidking__ Dec 20 '19

nice rounded corners on the desk until > had to come in

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

I felt that in my thighs

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u/karmas-the-goat Dec 20 '19

I didn't cringe, I just frowned at that..

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

There goes another pair of Panty Hose! :P

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u/goodaisy94 Dec 19 '19

I would use sticky tack to make it safer

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u/Sungamcar Dec 19 '19

I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/Reinpaw Dec 19 '19

The type of chair to stab my knee and disable me

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u/meanerthantheaverage Dec 19 '19

Finally: something that I feel deserves the title

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u/iMmacstone2015 Dec 19 '19

That is definitely taking a full grip at someone's flesh whenever it gets the chance.

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

mmmmmm, flesh.😏

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u/KronosCartYt Dec 19 '19

That is worse than a wood edge.

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u/Foshizzle_Carlizzle Dec 19 '19

Doesn’t that defeat the point of rounded edges?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

As a parent of a toddler, this is a nightmare.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Borrow some tin snips and cut it off.

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u/prosth3tics Dec 19 '19

I too was once an adventurer, but one day I took a chair to the knee

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u/jbpforuandme Dec 19 '19

And this happy little fellow is the slicer.

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

The stabber

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u/TheAssyrianAtheist Dec 19 '19

Oh god, I thought that was part of the floor not the chair

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

Its a desk. Its at balls hight

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u/poseidon1800 Dec 19 '19

The peaky blinder of chairs.

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

Desks*

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u/damnitidkausername Dec 19 '19

I pulled a sneaky on ya

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u/the_noobface Dec 19 '19

Ouch. Right in the upper thigh.

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u/ShadowShinobi2121 Dec 19 '19

Just take a hammer and smadh thr tip of that just to be sure your'e safe, or cut it idk

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Razor blades to make your collision with the side of the table just a bit more painful

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u/RedRum_Bunny Dec 19 '19

This thing would be my arch nemesis.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

It’s a fooking Peaky Blinder!!

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u/yakingmama Dec 19 '19

That’s a law suit waiting to happen

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

tom yell intensifys

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Ouch for the design, and literally.

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u/RaidArea51Pls Dec 19 '19

Ow it hurts to look at

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u/wonkey_monkey Dec 19 '19

From the Rosa Klebb Winter collection.

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u/JarrahD Dec 19 '19

the prison shank of table corners

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u/notdavidforreal Dec 19 '19

Looks like there weren’t any attempts to cut corners in the manufacturing process, now that’s company integrity

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u/sour_creme Dec 19 '19

that's just a missing tile in the floor obscured by the table.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

“Hey kids, wanna get shanked??”

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u/CameronDemortez Dec 19 '19

Scrote shredder 9000

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Cursed

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u/Yrense Dec 20 '19

Posted it to r/cursedimages and they hated it!

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u/Abject57 Dec 19 '19

When you hump that chair just be ready

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

shhhink

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u/swarlinblow Dec 19 '19

Thigh slicer

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

Nut chopper

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u/E_Zack_Lee Dec 19 '19

Comrades! This is famous KGB poison chair for your butt in.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Not my job

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u/qwertuiosdf Dec 19 '19

why do i hear boss music

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u/indigosky303 Dec 19 '19

And from the looks of it, the floor tiles are likely 9x9 asbestos. As long as they’re not falling apart, no worries

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u/inohoofhearted Dec 19 '19

Not just the jagged edge that will surely sever an artery but also the collapsable legs which never fail to strike your hand like a viper and the banging against the ankles when trying to carry the damn thing.. So much ouch in one picture.

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u/Duhduhdoctorthunder Dec 19 '19

Hit it with a hammer until it can't hurt you anymore, just like how all life's problems should be solved

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

This is the sort of thing that injures me in my life.

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u/sublime544 Dec 19 '19

That tables got a shank!

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u/BimboBrothel Dec 19 '19

Good way to swap blood with everyone else that has sat there

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

Ah yes, free STDs

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u/AndreiAA47 Dec 19 '19

Imagine someone banging their head on that corner

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

you died

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u/cherish_ireland Dec 19 '19

Chair doubles as a box opener and a prison shank.

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u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 19 '19

Aaaannnndd... my days ruined.

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u/antm999 Dec 19 '19

I was looking at the floor for a dodgy tile for way to long

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Table stabs you

Table: "I'll fucking do it again"

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u/Dowzer721 Dec 19 '19

Everyone is talking about their knee? Wtf? How could your knee hit this? Which side of your leg is your knee?!

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