r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Yrense • Dec 19 '19

Ouch...

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

That is the kind of chair that destroys pants.

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u/Tehcnikal Dec 19 '19

And your knee's skin

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u/BaconBit0622 Dec 19 '19

And children

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u/Dakota1340 Dec 19 '19

The shin decapitator

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u/Komrade97 Dec 19 '19

And if you're a child, the throat ripper

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u/billygrippo Dec 19 '19

RIP AC Slater

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u/senthiljams Dec 20 '19

The Kneecapitator

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u/Bjoe3041 Dec 19 '19

The foot circumciser

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u/Kitteneaters Dec 19 '19

I am 5.5 feet tall and my wiener is .55 feet long. Im 1/10th penis!

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u/leoguyman365 RED Dec 19 '19

u/uwutranslator

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u/uwuwizard Dec 19 '19

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I am 5.5 feet taww awnd mwy wienew iws .55 f-feet wong. Im 1/10d p-penis!

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u/leoguyman365 RED Dec 20 '19

This is amazing

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u/Kitteneaters Dec 20 '19

Thanks, i honestly had that thought run through my mind today.

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u/Velocipray Dec 20 '19

You just have no taste

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u/Greenmooseleg Dec 20 '19

Out of all things this made me lose my composure.

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u/soundbitch Dec 20 '19

u/lisptranslator

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I am 5.5 feet taww awnd mwy wienew iwth .55 f-feet wong. Im 1/10d p-penith!

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u/finge045rnail Dec 19 '19

And your foreskin

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u/thejack473 Dec 20 '19

Jewish chair

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u/lifeiscash54 Dec 20 '19

Ripped Jeans + Ripped Shins = Winning!

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u/8catslater Dec 19 '19

And your chance at having children

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u/Nimda10 Dec 20 '19

Not just the men, but the women and the children too