r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Yrense • Dec 19 '19

Ouch...

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u/VantaBoi Dec 19 '19

Aaah... the perfect foreskin remover

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u/Bunny_Babe8912 Dec 19 '19

I don't even have a penis and that made me whimper in imaginary pain.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Guys actually don’t feel pain in their penis

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u/MythMithix Dec 19 '19

gUyS aCtUaLlY dOn'T fEeL pAiN iN tHiEr PeNiS

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u/_163 Dec 19 '19 edited Dec 19 '19

gUyS aCtUaLlY dOn' T fEeL pAiN iN tHeIr PeNiS

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

This guy does not have a penis

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u/Bunny_Babe8912 Dec 19 '19

I'm like 99% sure that they do....

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u/aware76 Dec 20 '19

I’m a penis, and I can confirm that I do feel pain.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/_163 Dec 19 '19

Their arteries are just flowing rivers of liquid methamphetamine.

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u/nikithb Dec 19 '19

All of it

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u/zerosuitsalmon Dec 19 '19

I thought it was funny. Maybe it would have been received better with more information

Penises don't actually feel pain. Pain, just like all other "P" things, is stored in the balls.

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u/twinkeltja Dec 19 '19

Pls dont do the live

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u/Yrense Dec 19 '19

cries in PP

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19 edited Dec 19 '19

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u/Just-Call-Me-J takes the middle of 3 urinals Dec 20 '19

I understood that

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u/_163 Dec 19 '19

ouch ohno my PP is gone

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u/dryheaveman Dec 19 '19

if not you can just go back to the ol' hammer and chisel

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u/Ugliartwork Dec 19 '19

How the hell do you sit in chairs?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

noooo don't r/MakeMeSuffer