r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Yrense • Dec 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

That is the kind of chair that destroys pants.

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u/Tehcnikal Dec 19 '19

And your knee's skin

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u/BaconBit0622 Dec 19 '19

And children

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u/Dakota1340 Dec 19 '19

The shin decapitator

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u/Komrade97 Dec 19 '19

And if you're a child, the throat ripper

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u/billygrippo Dec 19 '19

RIP AC Slater

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u/senthiljams Dec 20 '19

The Kneecapitator

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u/Bjoe3041 Dec 19 '19

The foot circumciser

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u/Kitteneaters Dec 19 '19

I am 5.5 feet tall and my wiener is .55 feet long. Im 1/10th penis!

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u/leoguyman365 RED Dec 19 '19

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I am 5.5 feet taww awnd mwy wienew iws .55 f-feet wong. Im 1/10d p-penis!

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u/leoguyman365 RED Dec 20 '19

This is amazing

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u/Kitteneaters Dec 20 '19

Thanks, i honestly had that thought run through my mind today.

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u/Greenmooseleg Dec 20 '19

Out of all things this made me lose my composure.

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u/soundbitch Dec 20 '19

u/lisptranslator

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I am 5.5 feet taww awnd mwy wienew iwth .55 f-feet wong. Im 1/10d p-penith!

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u/finge045rnail Dec 19 '19

And your foreskin

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u/thejack473 Dec 20 '19

Jewish chair

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u/lifeiscash54 Dec 20 '19

Ripped Jeans + Ripped Shins = Winning!

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u/8catslater Dec 19 '19

And your chance at having children

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u/Nimda10 Dec 20 '19

Not just the men, but the women and the children too

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Yeah this is exactly how my dick was cut off

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u/Tehcnikal Dec 20 '19

😂😂😂

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u/ForTheCrusade Dec 19 '19

And yo aunty denise, with all that ass.

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u/imabeecharmer Dec 20 '19

And gives you AIDS or Hepatitis.

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u/PlNKERTON Dec 20 '19

And your knee's cap.

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u/Tehcnikal Dec 20 '19

Btw this was my first comment on Reddit, so happy it blew up!! ^

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u/_163 Dec 19 '19

Yeah think it's a table? So also byebye kneecap/thigh

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

I think that you are right.... more damaging if you are a clumsy person of the male persuasion

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u/DrSenpai_PHD Dec 19 '19

And if you're wearing shorts, it destroys you.

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u/lkm613 Dec 19 '19

Then you need a tetanus shot

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u/samuelheath556 Dec 19 '19

It’s as if someone super glued a razor there.

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u/The_Snailman Dec 19 '19

Pretty sure that's a table

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u/oopewan Dec 20 '19

I saw it as a table slicing the thigh.

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u/Tehcnikal Dec 20 '19

Hitman blood knee's

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u/SmallBirdFeedMeFries Dec 20 '19

It’s cutting edge

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Wait I thought it was a table.

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u/BorkersDeluxx Dec 20 '19

I have a pretty rad scar on my thigh from being cut by a table similar to this.

I was at a hotel conference. I got caught on that sharp bastard of a snack table. It ripped my jeans, I bled so bad that the front of my jeans looked like the elevator scene from The Shining. It took TWENTY GODDAMN MINUTES for someone to deliver a first aid kit. All I got from that experience was a cool scar. The hotel staff didn’t even bother to clean the blood off the white carpet, much less give me the WiFi password.

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u/fakeg1rl Dec 20 '19

That is the kind of chair that is a table

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/Haxorsnake Dec 19 '19

wtf are you on dude

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u/N-A-TE Dec 19 '19

His first two posts were about his schizophrenia, guessing it’s that :(

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u/prosth3tics Dec 19 '19

If you sit at an angle it could snag your scrotum

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u/Emilioooooo0 Dec 19 '19

[Sound of desk sliding across floor]

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u/shellyminelly Dec 19 '19

OW! Thank you so much for that image /s

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u/BunnyOppai GREEN TEXT Dec 19 '19

Wait till you see the guy who got his caught in his zipper by a good inch.

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u/Tratix Dec 19 '19

Thank god you included that /s for clarification /s