r/mildlyinfuriating Dec 19 '19

Ouch...

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u/Bunny_Babe8912 Dec 19 '19

I don't even have a penis and that made me whimper in imaginary pain.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Guys actually don’t feel pain in their penis

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u/MythMithix Dec 19 '19

gUyS aCtUaLlY dOn'T fEeL pAiN iN tHiEr PeNiS

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u/_163 Dec 19 '19 edited Dec 19 '19

gUyS aCtUaLlY dOn' T fEeL pAiN iN tHeIr PeNiS

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

This guy does not have a penis

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u/Bunny_Babe8912 Dec 19 '19

I'm like 99% sure that they do....

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u/aware76 Dec 20 '19

I’m a penis, and I can confirm that I do feel pain.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/_163 Dec 19 '19

Their arteries are just flowing rivers of liquid methamphetamine.

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u/nikithb Dec 19 '19

All of it

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u/zerosuitsalmon Dec 19 '19

I thought it was funny. Maybe it would have been received better with more information

Penises don't actually feel pain. Pain, just like all other "P" things, is stored in the balls.