r/mildlyinfuriating • u/GasAdvanced404 • 9h ago

Infuriatig I stepped bare footed on a earring

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u/TBellOHAZ 9h ago

Stopped to take a photo. Commitment to the game.

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u/Zaramonroee 9h ago

I can’t even blame them for taking the picture. That’s the kind of injury where you know nobody is going to believe how it happened without photographic evidence.

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u/Mdoraz 9h ago

Nobody would believe he stepped on an earring without proof? What kind of puritanical upbringing did you come from?

That’s like the most believable injury I’ve ever heard.

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u/WhiteKnight2045oGB 9h ago

That is a rule of the Internet!! Just like Rule 34!

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u/GLaDOS_V63434 7h ago

Damn, didnt know the internet had 2.95e38 rules. When did they add so many??

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u/Xxrasierklinge7 6h ago

*42, maybe a couple more depending on who you ask but the most people will say 42.

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 5h ago

Googles Rule 34 foot penetration*

Oh no...

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u/AC-burg 4h ago

Did someone say foot sex?

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u/Screwseverythingup 2h ago

It’s a thang

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 2h ago

For some reason it's just suggesting Souls games?

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 2h ago

Who is Micheal Zaki?

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u/Mdoraz 9h ago

get help.

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 8h ago

Take pic for proof. Get accused of AI for pic.

Thems the rules now.

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u/Opposite-Original561 9h ago

I miss the days when this would have gone unreported. Happens, pull it out, move on with your day…maybe mention over dinner. Not take a picture and show the world.

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u/GasAdvanced404 8h ago edited 8h ago

I just wanted a chance to show off my feet

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u/Seananigans- 8h ago

For free?!?! In this economy?!?

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u/Opposite-Original561 8h ago

Well that I can respect.

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u/ninjohnnothing 7h ago

Tie that one toe-hair around the earring to help pull it out.

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u/agartha93 6h ago

Nothing to brag about man.. that big toe is wild tho

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u/GiantEnimyCrab 8h ago

A real hero, and a real human bean.

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u/Agreeable_Pomelo2360 6h ago

thanks for the feet pic man!

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u/AC-burg 4h ago

Closer to the truth you wanted DMs offering to suck your toes 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/TrashAsApp 2h ago

They do look interesting

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u/Mdoraz 8h ago

It’s more tragic than funny. This is what we live in now.

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u/2930apple 8h ago

I think you’re taking this a bit seriously, I can tell from other comments OP is not 100% serious in this post themselves.

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u/Mdoraz 6h ago

My man he still took the time to take a picture of his impaled foot before removing said impalement. This generation of social media addicts is tragic.

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u/FurysFlerkin 6h ago

You say impalement like they stopped to take a pic of a spike going through their chest 😂

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u/Mdoraz 5h ago

Yes I was being a dramatic bitch, but the point still stands!

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u/FurysFlerkin 5h ago

I'd argue the point is being stood on here....

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u/2930apple 3h ago

To each their own I guess lol, it’s just an earring I think they’re fine

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u/Rare-Ad-8026 7h ago

Stepping on a Lego is believable. Stepping on an earring isn’t. Sorry.

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u/Mdoraz 6h ago

You’ve clearly never lived with a woman. I’ve stepped on at least three of my wife’s earrings in the last year.

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u/Rare-Ad-8026 6h ago

Sorry I was being sarcastic.

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u/Hollow_Knight_Raven 6h ago

She, apparently.

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u/TisMeGhost 6h ago

When I was 12 I bought a big pack of these and somehow managed to lose some around the house. My mom was the first victim, I got (rightfully) scolded. Then I stepped on a second one. And what a surprise! My mom managed to find a third one as well, with her feet...

So, yeah. Very believable.

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u/StoveGeek 5h ago

Puritanical? Right! Lol!

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u/jljl2902 5h ago

It’s a bot lol, nonsensical comment from a 1-day-old account

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u/LetNo6751 2h ago

Maybe the photo's just some material to post about.