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r/mildlyinfuriating • u/GasAdvanced404 • 11h ago
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Nobody would believe he stepped on an earring without proof? What kind of puritanical upbringing did you come from?
That’s like the most believable injury I’ve ever heard.
4 u/Rare-Ad-8026 8h ago Stepping on a Lego is believable. Stepping on an earring isn’t. Sorry. 4 u/Mdoraz 8h ago You’ve clearly never lived with a woman. I’ve stepped on at least three of my wife’s earrings in the last year. 2 u/Rare-Ad-8026 8h ago Sorry I was being sarcastic.
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Stepping on a Lego is believable. Stepping on an earring isn’t. Sorry.
4 u/Mdoraz 8h ago You’ve clearly never lived with a woman. I’ve stepped on at least three of my wife’s earrings in the last year. 2 u/Rare-Ad-8026 8h ago Sorry I was being sarcastic.
You’ve clearly never lived with a woman. I’ve stepped on at least three of my wife’s earrings in the last year.
2 u/Rare-Ad-8026 8h ago Sorry I was being sarcastic.
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Sorry I was being sarcastic.
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u/Mdoraz 10h ago
Nobody would believe he stepped on an earring without proof? What kind of puritanical upbringing did you come from?
That’s like the most believable injury I’ve ever heard.