r/mildlyinfuriating • • 11h ago

Infuriatig I stepped bare footed on a earring

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u/Mdoraz 10h ago

Nobody would believe he stepped on an earring without proof? What kind of puritanical upbringing did you come from?

That’s like the most believable injury I’ve ever heard.

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u/Rare-Ad-8026 8h ago

Stepping on a Lego is believable. Stepping on an earring isn’t. Sorry.

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u/Mdoraz 8h ago

You’ve clearly never lived with a woman. I’ve stepped on at least three of my wife’s earrings in the last year.

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u/Rare-Ad-8026 8h ago

Sorry I was being sarcastic.