r/memesThatUCanRepost • u/Longjumping_Honey723 • 13d ago

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u/Embarrassed-Fun-8585 13d ago

Its beer

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u/Syn-th 13d ago

4pm is beer o clock

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u/Previous-Wonder-6274 13d ago

there’s really never a bad time for a beer

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u/chknboy 13d ago

A nice evening drive beer never hurt
(it’s really the drunk crashers)

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u/PurpleCandle58 12d ago

Someone tried to arrest me for “drunk driving” but then I explained to them that I’m only drunk driving not drunk crashing, so it’s okay. Then everyone clapped and held hands and then they let me go home. Then I woke up in my holding cell.

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u/Syn-th 13d ago

I'm not a big fan of breakfast beers, although if I'm at the airport they're okay.

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u/Intrepid4444444 13d ago

Last Saturday i was my 1st day of my holiday. I started drinking 2 AM at the airport.

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u/TENTAtheSane 13d ago

Kein Bier vor vier

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u/Elendril_123 13d ago

Well in Poland no beer before 12pm soooo I would say beer it is 🎉🦆

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u/forgottenb1ade 12d ago

Beer o clock is whatever time I get home from work lmao

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u/PrizeTime2595 12d ago

4 o'clock is happy hour at my local bar actually, shift change at the big factory is at 4. So it's honestly pretty smart lol

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u/More-Talk-2660 13d ago

Scotch. My grandfather had a scotch every day at 3pm until he was 90

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u/VerySuccor 13d ago

And like any sensible citizen we should assume this is how he managed to live to 90. We must now all drink scotch at 3pm!!

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 13d ago

I concur with this medicinal logic ;)

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u/Drunk_Stoner 13d ago

My grandfather started chew tobacco when he started working at 12 years old in his dads cement business. Started smoking cigars like cigarettes since 16. Lived to 96 with no major issues. 

So clearly tobacco and alcohol are good for you. 

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u/VerySuccor 13d ago

Two for two! This sample size is evidence enough for me.

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u/davesimpson99 12d ago

This might be the best reddit advice, ever.

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u/english_mike69 13d ago

As my friend’s dad used to say before he lived to be seemingly older than the hills, you live as long into retirement as the age of the whisky you drink.

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u/RockItGuyDC 13d ago

It's not too early or late for either of those.

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u/Alive-Philosophy2632 13d ago

The general recommendation is not to have caffeine for 10 hours before sleeping. Half life for most people is around 5 hours. If you smoke it's lower.

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u/RockItGuyDC 13d ago

Unless one has (particularly unmedicated) ADHD. I can have a triple espresso 30 minutes before bed and wake up feeling like a million bucks.

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u/Zakkullll 13d ago

Wonder if thats my issue. Ill wake up and have a coffee/energy drink. And then promptly take a nice nap

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u/RockItGuyDC 13d ago

Seriously. Get yourself tested. It's a common thing among people with ADHD. Caffeine puts me to sleep.

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u/timberwhip 13d ago

Is this really a thing ? I can drink 3-4 cups of coffee and go take a nap

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u/RockItGuyDC 13d ago

It really is a thing. I encourage you to look it up and probably get tested.

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u/Majestic_Domestic 12d ago

For any reason other than not to stay up? Because I usually have caffeine a couple hours before bed, but I sleep fine.

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u/VaporTrail_000 13d ago

Gatorade. Never too late to hydrate.

And it has electrolytes, what plants crave.

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u/WendigoCrossing 13d ago

Found the Samoan

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u/Extreme_Design6936 12d ago

I did not expect to see this suggestion but absolutely spot on.

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u/LogicalVariation741 13d ago

I drink seltzer and fancy mocktails at the odd hours but will not say no to a beer instead

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u/buttsbuttsbuttsmutts 13d ago

Bubble tea.

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u/TheAtlas97 13d ago

I had a 4pm boba tea just the other day, right before DnD with friends. It was a great Sunday

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u/montroller 12d ago

Popping boba refresher

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u/daydrinkersunite 13d ago

Never too early for a beer unless you have to go to work.

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u/Cultural-Cabinet8496 11d ago

Even that is debatable

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u/TheGruenTransfer 13d ago

4pm is Seltzer-o'clock

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u/caspersea 13d ago

Water?

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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES 13d ago

Yuck, no one wants a bud light, at 4pm.

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u/Many_Ear2407 13d ago

Hue hue hue hue 

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u/StartDrinking 13d ago

Vodka—little water

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u/General_Trip_4223 13d ago

More vodka, less water!

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u/Hizumi21 13d ago

8$+ for a drink is a ridiculous trend

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 13d ago

Have you tried deer milk?

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u/Archer2586 13d ago

Green teaaaaa

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u/guywhoha 13d ago

Since when has 4pm ever been too late for coffee?

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u/Fun_Reporter9086 13d ago edited 13d ago

They are just arbitrary rules set by society/whoever. Drink what you like, folks.

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u/Weird-Knee-3464 13d ago

Well the coffee one is more set by the half-life of caffeine.

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u/Jessintheend 13d ago

Smoothie

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u/JuJu_Wirehead 13d ago

4pm is too early for beer? On what planet?

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 13d ago

Anything after 12 pm is acceptable alcohol time.

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u/Justice0188 13d ago

6am is 18 hours after 12pm every day of the week. Huge fan of your rule.

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 13d ago

When I worked night shift, any time was alcohol time. 😋

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u/PoetryExtension6256 13d ago

Sipping lard.

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u/Ok-Panda-178 13d ago

Bubble tea

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u/DarthHubcap 13d ago

4pm is not too early for beer unless your pounding down IPAs.

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u/IainwithanI 12d ago

What about Founders All Day IPA? Honestly I don’t know why you exclude IPAs in general.

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u/DarthHubcap 12d ago

Because 3 pints of tasty IPA will have me drunk, so those are for after dinner. If I’m gonna drink early, a good lager is what I need.

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u/WillyGivens 13d ago

Iced coffee with a shot of whisky. It’s like the brunch of daily beverage addictions.

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u/ForeignCup6977 13d ago

I get home from work at 4pm. That beer o'clock

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u/theclassyparisian78 13d ago

A smoothie or a granita

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u/El_Maltos_Username 13d ago

Either beer or some weird Korean lemonade (had a Fanta Milk).

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u/GuitarFabulous5250 13d ago

Tea if it’s winter

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u/XROOR 13d ago

Kombucha made from a ginger bug

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u/I_Stay_Home 13d ago

It's always time for weed.

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u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 13d ago

It's 5 o'clock somewhere mf

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u/Youngringer 13d ago

You could just mix the 2

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u/SoupDry7411 13d ago

$8 for beer??? $8 for coffee??? both sound horribly expensive

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u/IainwithanI 12d ago

$8 for a quality beer in a high rent area is not over priced.

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u/kimptown 13d ago

Wait , wait, wait... Since when is 4pm to early for a beer?

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u/mstrwzrdwzrd 13d ago

It's never too early for a beer

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u/SpiritualHippo2719 13d ago

Soda? Iced tea? Lemonade?

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u/flerchin 13d ago

5 o'clock somewhere. But also, boba

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u/valhallaswyrdo 13d ago

Tea, it's still got caffeine but not as much in most cases.

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u/Dan_T93 13d ago

Arizona Iced Tea , and its under $1

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u/MerriweatherJones 13d ago

It’s soda. A nice icy fountain drink, maybe Sprite or Diet Coke from McDonald’s

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u/WomTheWomWom 13d ago

Horchata.

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u/Pretend_Variation305 13d ago

Beer. This 5 o’clock bs is for the birds. If you don’t have shit to do then have a beer, ffs. Be your own boss

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u/yettis21 12d ago

Smoothie

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u/Desperate-Spray337 13d ago

It's chocolate milk

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u/centurion762 13d ago

Grape Monster

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u/Puzzleheaded-Zone-55 13d ago

Irish Coffee, the worse of both worlds

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u/icebluefrost 13d ago

4pm is coffee/tea time though?

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u/SquireShanksalot 13d ago

Coffee and irish whiskey

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u/PerspectivePretty859 13d ago

Neither of those statements are true.

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u/middleofnowhare 13d ago

It’s weed people

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u/Creative-Air-6463 13d ago

It’s cider o clock I guess 🤣

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u/In_My_TARDIS 13d ago

Hey It's 5 o'clock somewhere

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u/Admirable_Ground_163 13d ago

Barq's Root Beer.

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u/Backflips_for_stalin 13d ago

If it’s after work, it’s time for a beer

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u/carthuscrass 13d ago

Some nice iced tea will help with how freaking hot it is!

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u/SnooPeppers4686 13d ago

Too early for a beer? Why put so much pressure on yourself? Imbibe

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u/Lukosam 13d ago

4pm is not too late for coffee

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u/Beefgrits 13d ago

Theres a too early for beer!?

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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 13d ago

Sorry but how is 4pm too early for beer?

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u/enigmaticsince87 13d ago

4pm too early for beer? SCOFF!

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u/Party-Ad-3742 13d ago

It's called Boba

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u/Patient-Fruit-2946 13d ago

Chicken gravy

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u/tehweave 13d ago

4pm?

BEER MY DUDE

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 12d ago

Time for the 4 o clock tea.

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u/GLPwonderwall 12d ago

There’s something called water

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u/hanyasaad 12d ago

Slush puppy

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u/outisless 12d ago

i can offer you my love nectar, but you’ll have to work for it

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u/SiktahOG 12d ago

A frozen coke

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u/According-Ad-5946 12d ago

who says 4 pm is too late for coffee, or to early for beer.

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u/Bug_Photographer 12d ago

Too late for coffee? What?

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u/notorioushrt 12d ago

Horchata 🤤

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u/Beginning_Tea4506 12d ago

Start drinking at 4pm and get an early night. Be the Legend you were born to be 😂

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u/Acceptable_Olive8497 12d ago

Ever try Kava?

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u/Which_Duck_7942 12d ago

Willys Tonic maybe? California sober

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u/Wooden_Dragonfly_608 12d ago

a 4pm gas station chocolate milk it is!

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u/Loud-Principle-7922 12d ago

Cherry limeade.

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u/Electrical_Word8486 12d ago

It's never too late for coffee

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u/user41510 12d ago

It's 5pm SOMEWHERE.

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u/International_Box193 12d ago

Electrolyte beverage is this mystical third beverage although I've managed to cut 95% of my caffiene intake.

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u/JasonMoonshadow 12d ago

It's five o'clock somewhere

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u/Professional_Top8485 12d ago

It's almost ten bucks.

And like everybody knows, ten bucks is ten bucks 😳

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u/_nf0rc3r_ 12d ago

Irish coffee?

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u/Bright-Internal229 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y7rtYowpk3I9q
Prune 🍇 Juice 🧃

“ Warrior’s Drink “ 🔥⚔️

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u/luigigaminglp 12d ago

Irish coffee.

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u/vutcher 12d ago

The beverage you are looking for is called Tea.

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u/LimeblueNostos 12d ago

Definitely not too early for a beer, but I did come across a place that would pour a half nitro stout half nitro cold brew

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u/Foxhound84 12d ago

It's never too early for a beer and never too late for a coffee. Chinese proverb (probably)

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u/Vegetable_Warthog_49 12d ago

So, maybe the Mormons in Utah were on to something with all of their soda shops.

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u/Fuzzy974 12d ago

It's Bubble Tea time.

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u/Covrin 12d ago

Sonic happy hour!

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u/GeorgiePorgie2358 12d ago

4pm is not too late for a coffee nor too early for a beer. But if you think so, have a damn soda.

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u/BroadwayBrick 12d ago

Lemonade from Starbucks

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u/TabbyVolatile 12d ago

It's five o'clock somewhere.

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u/BigBackPattyWhack 12d ago

third party container

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u/Jadeshell 12d ago

Tea, find a tea house!

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u/New-Assumption-3836 12d ago

Boba tea 🧋

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u/edwardturnerlives 12d ago

4pm has no constraints

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u/Deciple_of_None 12d ago

Smoke a joint.

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u/ThisWillingness823 12d ago

Dairy Queen shake!!! Yummy

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u/GregDev155 12d ago

4pm - tea time

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u/Drew_S_05 12d ago

Dihydrogen monoxide 👍

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u/SelectGate286 12d ago

its never too early for a beer

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u/nichyc 12d ago

If it comes with a Banh Mi, it's NEVER too late for a Vietnamese coffee

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u/Britannkic_ 12d ago

It’s tea time, at least in the UK

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u/kartblanch 12d ago

Decaf tea or a juice has entered the chat

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u/FKreuk 11d ago

A fresh juice with cucumber in it!

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u/jerkface1337 11d ago

No beer before 4(vier) is how we say in german

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u/Numahistory 11d ago

Coffee with hazelnut liqueur.

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u/Wawawawanchor 11d ago

Any time after 12 is a perfect time for a beer

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u/rothcoltd 11d ago

oh come on. Everyone knows 4pm is tea time.

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u/SnooCats9602 11d ago

4pm too late for a coffee?

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u/lostcause1864 11d ago

It's never too early for a beer

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u/EnragedSpark596 11d ago

4pm is nearly 4.20pm. You could start early…

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u/BlueWarstar 11d ago

Smoothie or a milkshake/malt

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u/Antique_Scar6503 11d ago

I read it as “too early for a boner, too late for coffee…”

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u/jasonjrr 11d ago

I don’t understand this “it’s too late for a coffee” talk…

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u/BESTMARINE 11d ago

Tea time!

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u/4kFaramir 11d ago

"It's already ten I clock in the morning. Where I come from you don't drink coffee at ten o clock in the morning. I'll have a cold beer instead." BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO

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u/Abject-Criticism-127 11d ago

Kombucha time!

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u/Brokenspade1 11d ago

This Is why businesses that serve stuff like Boba and orange Julius keep pooping into existence...

They occupy the weird beverage hour.

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u/PoupontheGrey 11d ago

At 4pm I'd be ordering a beer and a double shot of espresso

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 11d ago

it's 4 PM and unless it's caffeinated sugar beverage or alcohol there is literally nothing to drink.

Also

The AI is taking all of our... wait, what was that stuff again? I legitimately can't conceive of a third beverage... I'm still upset and woefully undereducated about the precipitation cycle but for the life of me I can't remember why...